Funny Beer Names

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by JuliusCaesar, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. JuliusCaesar

    JuliusCaesar Feb 18, 2013 New Hampshire

    A tribute to brewers with a sense of humor. What are some funny beer names?

    Old Chub
    Dirty/Backwoods Bastard
    Wake N' Bake
  2. VelvetExtract

    VelvetExtract Jan 10, 2010 Massachusetts

    Meat Whistle by Magic Hat is easily my favorite
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  3. JuniperJesus

    JuniperJesus Feb 26, 2011 Illinois

    Lil' Sumpin' Sumpin'

    Asking your woman to get you a beer has never been more fun.
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  4. checktherhyme

    checktherhyme Apr 8, 2008 Washington

    Cue Vas Deferens link...
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  5. evilcatfish

    evilcatfish May 11, 2012 Missouri
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  6. zipper8650

    zipper8650 May 10, 2011 New York
    Beer Trader

    pretty much most Evil Twin beers:
    Soft Dookie (before it was DK)
    Cats Piss
    Ryan and he Beaster Bunny
    etc etc etc
  7. RBassSFHOPit2ME

    RBassSFHOPit2ME Mar 1, 2009 California

    Hoppy Ending Pale Ale
  8. Zbyler

    Zbyler Jan 18, 2013 Connecticut

    pork slap!

    moo thunder
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  9. Mr_Brodie

    Mr_Brodie Dec 13, 2012 New York
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    I liked their Justin Blabaer; bottle included.
  10. GoGators

    GoGators Aug 5, 2010 New Jersey
    Beer Trader

    Dogfish Head brewed an Imperial Pilsner called "Golden Shower", they were forced to change the name (to Golden Era) but it's since been retired.
  11. mecummins

    mecummins Nov 16, 2012 Illinois

    Almost anything by Pipeworks:
    Citria Ninja
    Ninja Vs. Unicorn
    Blood of the Unicorn
    Santa vs. Unicorn
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  12. AndyAvalanche

    AndyAvalanche Jun 16, 2008 Massachusetts

    "Vergina" probably takes the cake, but Pigs Ass Porter and Polygamy Porter definitely get some honorable mentions.
  13. SerialTicker

    SerialTicker Jun 18, 2012 Michigan

    Voodoo Doughnut Maple Bacon

  14. OldStormalong

    OldStormalong Nov 24, 2009 Massachusetts

    668 the Neighbor of the Beast is my favorite funny name. Great artwork on that one too. Honorable mention for Imperial Stout Trooper, especially after they added the Groucho glasses to avoid a lawsuit, which was brilliant.
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  15. legend8706

    legend8706 Oct 31, 2012 Virginia

    Big Cock IPA...
  16. BrewddhistDrunk

    BrewddhistDrunk Mar 2, 2013 Iowa

    Hop Whore
    Panty Peeler
    Even More Jesus
    Pearl Necklace
    Donkey Punch
    Yellow Snow
    Beer 30 Light
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  17. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Jul 6, 2005 Indiana

    Against the Grain's Shart Pants
    FW's Velvet Merkin
    Tyranena's Hop Whore
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  18. Northlax3

    Northlax3 Aug 19, 2012 New Jersey
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    Maine Brew Co. Peeper (unless there is another reason its called that :p )
  19. OleDixie

    OleDixie Jan 24, 2013 Pennsylvania
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    Oskar Blues - Mama's Little Yella Pils
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  20. MatthewPlus

    MatthewPlus Jan 2, 2013 Florida
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    Engine 15 Nut Sack, 668 the Neighbor of the Beast
  21. powz87

    powz87 Jan 18, 2012 Illinois

    Flying dog pearl necklace
  22. fearfactory

    fearfactory Aug 12, 2012 Massachusetts
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    Sweaty Betty.

    Also saw a cool Pig's Ear sticker on a snowboard that said "Pick up a Pig tonight!" in bold lettering!
  23. beerme411

    beerme411 Sep 28, 2010 California

    I like the smirk on the hop. They should have called the other one Barley Legal though
  24. Mothergoose03

    Mothergoose03 May 30, 2005 Michigan

    'Funny' may not be the correct description but Arcadia's Cereal Killer is at a minimum unusual.
  25. DaveAnderson

    DaveAnderson Jan 11, 2011 Minnesota

    Surly has had a few: Jesus Juice, FU Brett Favre, Overrated West Coast IPA, Imperial Brown Eye...
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  26. KevinGordon

    KevinGordon Dec 16, 2012 North Carolina

    I was wondering the other day if they got that name from the Rolling Stones song Mother's Little Helper
  27. Philly82785

    Philly82785 Dec 17, 2008 Minnesota

    Surly Jesus Juice
  28. Rizalini

    Rizalini Jan 20, 2011 Nevada

    Evil Twins' Soft Dookie & Evil Twins' Wet Dream
  29. SteveKotajarvi

    SteveKotajarvi Oct 4, 2011 North Dakota

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  30. mporter13

    mporter13 Jul 13, 2011 Oregon

    I like Morning After Pils from Falling Sky Brewing. Never actually tasted it though
  31. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Mar 18, 2010 California

    Pizza Port Nip Wit. Brewed for the SD Brewbies event.
  32. MarshMan71

    MarshMan71 Jul 17, 2012 Illinois
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    Mustache Ride - Flat 12 Bierwerks
    Mustache Ride Pale Ale - Onopa Brewing Company
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  33. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Mar 18, 2010 California

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  34. Gyle41386

    Gyle41386 Dec 14, 2008 South Carolina

    I've always liked Smooth Hoperator.
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  35. gtermi

    gtermi Apr 21, 2010 Texas

    A local brewery around me (Rahr) has a beer called Pecker Wrecker
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  36. schnarr84

    schnarr84 Nov 27, 2011 Alberta (Canada)

    aphrodisaque by dieu du ciel. great name, AMAZING beer. how has no one mentioned raging bitch yet?
  37. schnarr84

    schnarr84 Nov 27, 2011 Alberta (Canada)

    or the awesome brewdog/3 floyds bitch please
  38. HighWine

    HighWine Dec 11, 2010 Illinois
    Beer Trader

    Against the Grain is the undisputed champ in this category in my opinion:

    Citra Ass Down
    Raucho Man Randy Beverage
    Chamomile Tow
    Hacksaaz Jim Chuggin'

    Honorable mentions:
    Beerknuckle Bockser
    Pepperation H (chile beer)
    Big Falcon Deal
    Flesh Gourdin'
    Hoppy Seconds
    Judas Yeast
    Scotland Charred
    The Brown Note
    Two Tettnangers in a Microbrew
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    BEERMILER12 Sep 11, 2010 Maine

    Surprised nobody has mentioned Brewmeister's Black Cock yet...
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