Funny Beer Names

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  1. JuliusCaesar

    JuliusCaesar Initiate (0) Feb 18, 2013 New Hampshire

    A tribute to brewers with a sense of humor. What are some funny beer names?

    Old Chub
    Dirty/Backwoods Bastard
    Sucks
    Wake N' Bake
     
  2. VelvetExtract

    VelvetExtract Pooh-Bah (2,888) Jan 10, 2010 Massachusetts
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    Meat Whistle by Magic Hat is easily my favorite
     
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  3. JuniperJesus

    JuniperJesus Zealot (729) Feb 26, 2011 Illinois

    Lil' Sumpin' Sumpin'

    Asking your woman to get you a beer has never been more fun.
     
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  4. checktherhyme

    checktherhyme Pundit (890) Apr 8, 2008 Washington

    Cue Vas Deferens link...
     
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  5. evilcatfish

    evilcatfish Initiate (0) May 11, 2012 Missouri
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  6. zipper8650

    zipper8650 Zealot (549) May 10, 2011 New York
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    pretty much most Evil Twin beers:
    Soft Dookie (before it was DK)
    Cats Piss
    Ryan and he Beaster Bunny
    etc etc etc
     
  7. RBassSFHOPit2ME

    RBassSFHOPit2ME Initiate (0) Mar 1, 2009 California
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    Hoppy Ending Pale Ale
     
  8. Zbyler

    Zbyler Initiate (0) Jan 18, 2013 Connecticut

    pork slap!

    moo thunder
     
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  9. Mr_Brodie

    Mr_Brodie Initiate (0) Dec 13, 2012 New York

    I liked their Justin Blabaer; bottle included.
     
  10. KingforaDay

    KingforaDay Pooh-Bah (2,421) Aug 5, 2010 New Jersey
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    Dogfish Head brewed an Imperial Pilsner called "Golden Shower", they were forced to change the name (to Golden Era) but it's since been retired.
     
  11. mecummins

    mecummins Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2012 Illinois

    Almost anything by Pipeworks:
    Citria Ninja
    Ninja Vs. Unicorn
    Blood of the Unicorn
    Santa vs. Unicorn
     
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  12. AndyAvalanche

    AndyAvalanche Maven (1,380) Jun 16, 2008 Massachusetts
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    "Vergina" probably takes the cake, but Pigs Ass Porter and Polygamy Porter definitely get some honorable mentions.
     
  13. SerialTicker

    SerialTicker Pooh-Bah (2,815) Jun 18, 2012 Michigan
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    Voodoo Doughnut Maple Bacon

    HILARITY!
     
  14. OldStormalong

    OldStormalong Aspirant (248) Nov 24, 2009 Massachusetts

    668 the Neighbor of the Beast is my favorite funny name. Great artwork on that one too. Honorable mention for Imperial Stout Trooper, especially after they added the Groucho glasses to avoid a lawsuit, which was brilliant.
     
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  15. legend8706

    legend8706 Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2012 Virginia
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    Big Cock IPA...
     
  16. BrewddhistDrunk

    BrewddhistDrunk Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2013 Iowa

    Hop Whore
    Panty Peeler
    Even More Jesus
    Pearl Necklace
    Donkey Punch
    Yellow Snow
    Beer 30 Light
     
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  17. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,231) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    Against the Grain's Shart Pants
    FW's Velvet Merkin
    Tyranena's Hop Whore
     
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  18. Northlax3

    Northlax3 Initiate (0) Aug 19, 2012 New Jersey

    Maine Brew Co. Peeper (unless there is another reason its called that :stuck_out_tongue: )
     
  19. OleDixie

    OleDixie Savant (1,022) Jan 24, 2013 Pennsylvania
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    Oskar Blues - Mama's Little Yella Pils
     
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  20. MatthewPlus

    MatthewPlus Pundit (852) Jan 2, 2013 Idaho
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    Engine 15 Nut Sack, 668 the Neighbor of the Beast
     
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