Funny things your BMC friends say when given craft.

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  1. nquigley16

    nquigley16 Initiate (0) Sep 18, 2012 Massachusetts

    I always get a good laugh at some of the things BMC drinkers say to me when they try craft beers.

    The other night I gave a friend some Hennepin and he said to me "it tastes like mint leaves".
    Another friend, after trying SNPA told me he didn't like it because it was "too smokey".

    What funny remarks have you heard?
  2. hoppytobehere

    hoppytobehere Crusader (755) Aug 10, 2012 District of Columbia
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    "too much flavor"
  3. match1112

    match1112 Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2011 Illinois

    My father-in-law uses the line "what is this, paint stripper or rust remover?", he aint funny.
  4. Bitterbill

    Bitterbill Poo-Bah (5,329) Sep 14, 2002 Wyoming
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    Just the basic..."this is shitty beer".
  5. JuniperJesus

    JuniperJesus Aspirant (270) Feb 26, 2011 Illinois

    OMG, I'm so wasted!
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  6. hannydawg

    hannydawg Initiate (0) Apr 4, 2010 Illinois

  7. mellowmark

    mellowmark Aspirant (263) Mar 31, 2010 Minnesota
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    I was drinking some Furious and had a girl I was with smell it. She it said it "smelled like poison".
  8. chocosushi

    chocosushi Initiate (0) May 1, 2011 Oklahoma

    "why does it taste like that?"
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  9. Johnnyramirez

    Johnnyramirez Initiate (0) Nov 17, 2012 California

    "You like the taste of weed?"

    "It's too strong for me, I can taste the booze"

    "Some men like beer, you apparently like soy sauce" -my favorite when I gave my uncle a sip of my SN Narwhal
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  10. michaeljstraub

    michaeljstraub Aspirant (294) Oct 6, 2012 Georgia
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    "I don't want to think about my beer"
  11. Prh27

    Prh27 Initiate (0) Apr 24, 2012 Virginia

    "That doesn't taste like beer"

    At least it has a taste...
  12. TheFightingMongooses

    TheFightingMongooses Initiate (0) Nov 14, 2012 New Jersey

    Offering a taste of a Southampton Keller Pils I heard, "This is craft beer? But it's not even dark or anything."
  13. Derranged

    Derranged Devotee (479) Mar 7, 2010 New York

    Woman I know said Golden Monkey tasted like "Ovaltine".
  14. Derranged

    Derranged Devotee (479) Mar 7, 2010 New York

    A friend of mine said that. He acknowledges that craft beer is better but prefers beer to be bland. To each his own.
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  15. Dools9

    Dools9 Zealot (518) Jul 5, 2011 Massachusetts

    Buudy's a hardcore Bud drinker. Gave him a smuttynose ipa and he said it tasted like throwup.
  16. jimmy666

    jimmy666 Initiate (0) Jun 20, 2010 Maryland

    "is this an import"?
  17. Genuine

    Genuine Devotee (463) May 7, 2009 Connecticut

    Gave a buddy of mine some Southern Tier IPA "This tastes like skunked beer man, it reminds me of soap"
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  18. Dannywhitewash

    Dannywhitewash Initiate (0) Dec 19, 2010 Ohio

  19. acevenom

    acevenom Initiate (0) Oct 7, 2011 Louisiana

    I've been told that Samuel Adams Boston Lager is too hoppy. :confused: I also get the "I don't like dark beer," line from people who drink lots of coffee.
  20. raynmoon

    raynmoon Crusader (728) Aug 13, 2011 Colorado
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    "ipa's are too dark"
  21. Porkhustle

    Porkhustle Initiate (0) Dec 6, 2012

    No joke, my sister in law calls my beer "fancy beer". I cringe
  22. JulianB

    JulianB Initiate (0) Feb 1, 2012 South Carolina

    My dad and brother aren't BMC drinkers but not craft aficionados either; mostly they drink pale ales, german/czech lagers and pilsners, and so on. When I gave them my glass of Supplication to try, they thought it smelled like Branston pickle.
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  23. ezperkins2

    ezperkins2 Aspirant (298) Jan 3, 2011 California
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    My uncle had a pour of Abyss and he now refers to it as the cat piss beer.
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  24. jesskidden

    jesskidden Meyvn (1,303) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey

    "Oh, what's this? I just wanted a .... Oh, yeah, I get it. You need more "light beer drinkers say the darnest things" type-comments for that damn beer website you spend all day reading..."
  25. acevenom

    acevenom Initiate (0) Oct 7, 2011 Louisiana

    Technically, any beer not brewed according to Reinheitsgebot can be considered "fancy."
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  26. Crusader

    Crusader Aspirant (200) Feb 4, 2011 Sweden

    I wonder if it's the bitterness or the hoppiness that people object to, I would guess the former.

    I'm always somewhat amused when I find an old American beer ad such as this one:

    IBU levels for a basic American adjunct lager in the 60s would have been in the 20s or high tens I'm guessing, though if Schlitz wanted to distinguish itself from its competition by having less "harsh bitterness", then I guess it might have been in the mid to low tens even back then, who knows. Considering how successful they were I guess one shouldn't be too surprised when a 30IBU beer such as Samuel Adams Boston Lager is percieved to be too bitter (which I'm guessing is what they are really objecting to).
  27. imduffman

    imduffman Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2012 Ohio

    I don't like heavy beers like Guinness.
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  28. biga7346

    biga7346 Aspirant (295) Jun 19, 2010 Michigan
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    My wife's uncle picked up like a Sam Adams or something and says, "Is this like a regular beer?"
  29. Derranged

    Derranged Devotee (479) Mar 7, 2010 New York

    A female friend of mine calls mine "weirdo beer". :confused:
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  30. Mgm54

    Mgm54 Disciple (370) Apr 7, 2011 Illinois
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    Once I let an acquaintance of mine try a sip of Dales Pale Ale out of a can, and he told me "It tastes like Coors to me". I promptly asked for a sip of his Breckenridge Agave Wheat, which he was bragging about some man in the store recommending it to him, and how great it was, and I told him "It tastes like tequila, I don't like it."
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  31. acevenom

    acevenom Initiate (0) Oct 7, 2011 Louisiana

    As a general rule, IBU can be a deceiving measurement depending on how well the beer is balanced and your individual palate. If you are used to drinking Bud Light, then the well-balanced nature of SABL will likely still be too much. Adjunct lagers have decreased in overall IBUs, but unless you are drinking light beer, hop notes are still present. I haven't been able to see any definitive IBU measurement for Schlitz Gusto, which is is one of the more widely available adjunct lagers with a more definitive hop profile. I would guess it's closer to the high teens and lower twenties.
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  32. Crusader

    Crusader Aspirant (200) Feb 4, 2011 Sweden

    Indeed, although it's at least measurable and quantifiable which gives you an idea, though of course the malt bill will influence one's appreciation of the bitterness greatly. When discussing the hop profiles as opposed to bitterness of macro pale or adjunct lagers one inevitably ventures off into the land of subjectivity to some degree, it will be hard to achieve a consensus as to the hop profile or taste of a particular beer (to some degree due to the general perception that adjunct lagers are devoid of hop taste, which makes people less inclined to describe such a taste perception, imo).

    It would indeed be interesting to see where they have landed with the Schlitz gusto in terms of an IBU to make it more old school, 20s or high teens as you say. They've started to sell Schlitz gusto in a 4.5% version here in Sweden through the monopoly which I'm interested in trying but as of yet you have to pre-order and buy an entire 24 pack of it which is rather expensive.
  33. Robtobfest

    Robtobfest Disciple (367) Oct 21, 2009 Connecticut
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    " i love drinking your beers, they make me silly immediatley!"
  34. wvsabbath

    wvsabbath Meyvn (1,396) Apr 29, 2010 West Virginia
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    Speedway stout was good, tastes like bad coffee.............

    Ex g/f liked duvel, said it tastes like miller................
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  35. imduffman

    imduffman Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2012 Ohio

    I really think some people are looking for something flavorless that gets the job done. I deal with finicky customers in a college town who buy nothing but vodka. It gets mixed with some type of soda or juice until it tastes like candy. They perceive Bud light as a good beer because it lacks any real flavor. Bud Light lime exists for the same reason, its closer to candy than beer. Until your perception of what beer should taste like changes, you'll keep drinking rice water and calling it refreshing.
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  36. pjs234

    pjs234 Zealot (544) Jun 29, 2008 Connecticut

    One of my brother-in-laws usually says "it tastes too ale-ly"
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  37. sil1

    sil1 Aspirant (227) May 19, 2012 California
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    "are u sure it's supposed to taste like this"
    Every beer taste like liquor. No particular liquor just liquor
    " how the hell do you drink this"
    " this beer is too hoppy". ( any type of beer)
  38. TheBeerAlmanac

    TheBeerAlmanac Savant (967) Mar 3, 2011 Kentucky
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    I hear that a lot, I just nod and smile disingenuously.
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  39. itsthepleats

    itsthepleats Initiate (0) Mar 19, 2012 Ohio

    In response to my mix-six gift...."are any of these more full-flavored? like Miller Lite?"
  40. magget

    magget Initiate (0) Mar 15, 2006 Connecticut

    "Tastes like an ale or something"
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