Funny things your BMC friends say when given craft.

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  1. imduffman

    imduffman Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2012 Ohio

    "its not craft beer its crap beer"
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  2. lakestclairgoose

    lakestclairgoose Initiate (0) Feb 10, 2008 Michigan

    my dad said "wow, i actually like this".... CRAZY
  3. jtg5678

    jtg5678 Aspirant (210) Nov 27, 2012 Illinois
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    I try not to give BMC drinkers anything too crazy, so I don't really get absurd responses. Why give someone a BA stout when their palate hasn't developed? Throw them a wheat beer or a nice pils, lager, kolsch, and chances are they will like it and perhaps even check out more craft.
  4. FredT

    FredT Initiate (0) Dec 29, 2012 Delaware

    "Since when is that what beer tastes like?"
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  5. EdTheEdge

    EdTheEdge Disciple (392) Mar 26, 2011 California

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  6. kingofhop

    kingofhop Initiate (0) May 9, 2010 Oklahoma

    My son, a Keystone light guy, once drank my whole six of Torpedo and said "Really good beer Dad".
  7. Johnnyramirez

    Johnnyramirez Initiate (0) Nov 17, 2012 California

    I got friends that will always tell me "I drink ales, you got any?" Then I ask what type of said ales do they drink, they look at me like I'm an idiot, say they drink all ales. I give them an IPA and they recoil in disgust. They then tell me they drink golden ales mainly.
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  8. jesskidden

    jesskidden Meyvn (1,305) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey

    "Free" often trumps "too hoppy" and all the other negative comments noted above, as well.
  9. StubFaceJoe

    StubFaceJoe Initiate (0) Nov 24, 2011 Colorado

    Mine friends, usually BMC drinkers, say "Thanks, here comes Stubs with the good stuff."

    After drinking a few usually "This is the only kind of stuff I'm buying from now on." Then the next time I see them its straight back to Miller Lite.
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  10. Lipsntoes

    Lipsntoes Initiate (0) Jul 15, 2012 Ohio

    "it's too bitter", "how can you drink that?"

    The wife wont drink any, and just calls them "your expensive ass beers".
  11. EnronCFO

    EnronCFO Zealot (502) Mar 29, 2007 Massachusetts
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    "I'm more of an ale drinker" when I bring stouts.
  12. imbrue001

    imbrue001 Aspirant (216) Aug 6, 2010 Pennsylvania

    wife to husband looking at mix-a-six wall: Does IPA mean India Pale Ale? I don't know. It says IPA India Pale Ale. Hmm, I want to try the IPA but I don't want to look like an idiot. Hmm, IPA...let's ask the worker lady. Hey are IPAs India Pale Ale? Do you have them? Do we just buy one? Can you show me?

    worker lady: Well we have lots of beers. Some are IPAs. I.. er.. I'll show you. Yes, here is one. Here is another. Um...

    wife to husband: Honey, IPAs!! :grinning: *giddy*

    worker lady: :l *rolleyes*
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  13. OneBeertoRTA

    OneBeertoRTA Devotee (490) Jan 2, 2010 California
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    I'm not to concerned with what they say, I'm just bummed that once they try to the stuff I bring it ends up going first...
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  14. Casedogg43

    Casedogg43 Initiate (0) Jan 4, 2012 Indiana
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    "I'll stick with my $2 PBR thank you" :flushed:
  15. vince4953529

    vince4953529 Disciple (388) Sep 28, 2006 California

    Gave my friend a smoked beer to try:

    Her: "this doesn't taste like beer."
    Me: "this is beer."
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  16. Belial

    Belial Initiate (139) Aug 9, 2005 Illinois

    "a lager? sounds heavy"
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  17. squirrely2005

    squirrely2005 Initiate (0) Aug 26, 2011 Texas

    "So, like, it gets you real messed up?" The beer was a bomber and was 10%abv and so I did the math for him real quick and explained its about 4 "regular beers".
  18. sweetlouc

    sweetlouc Initiate (120) Apr 19, 2009 New Jersey

    When given a Stone Double Bastard, my friend said "tastes like ass". Guess he's tasted ass before:wink:
  19. bifrost17

    bifrost17 Initiate (0) Dec 16, 2011 Washington

    My old boss met up with me and one of my craft beer buddies at hop fest (a IPA/fresh hop tap take over at Brouwers to celebrate the hop harvest) and he consumed a Pliny (8% abv) and a Boneyard Hop Venom (10% abv) in about a 15 time span, while I still had half a glass of my first beer left. He was telling a story and then he stops mid sentence, stares at us with a concerned look, then says "wait a strong are these beers...? I feel a little too drunk already..." Then he proceeded to chug water. Hahahaha good thing he wasn't driving.
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  20. Drucifer

    Drucifer Devotee (453) Apr 16, 2012 Illinois
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    My favorite is the "it's way too strong" line, which is usually followed by a conversation of how they only drink beer "to get drunk".
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  21. bifrost17

    bifrost17 Initiate (0) Dec 16, 2011 Washington

    I've heard this one countless times!! Always makes me smile.
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  22. Jonada

    Jonada Champion (840) May 23, 2012 New Jersey
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    A girl I work with told me she doesn't like hoppy beers like Blue Moon
  23. FlakyBiscuit

    FlakyBiscuit Initiate (0) Sep 11, 2012 Pennsylvania

    motor oil, grass, cough medicine and turpentine are a few of the gems. My family still drinks it long as there is alcohol, turpentine is no problem to get down:astonished:
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  24. meanmutt

    meanmutt Crusader (717) Feb 6, 2012 Ohio
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    I brought some Racer 5 with me to a family party last summer. My oldest sister, who drinks Bud Light exclusively, asked me if she could try it. I warned her that it tastes nothing like Bud Light, but she was really anxious to try it. She took one sip and said "Oh my they call it Bear Republic Brewery because the beer they make tastes like bear piss?" I was laughing my ass off.
  25. monitorpop

    monitorpop Disciple (370) Oct 28, 2007 Michigan
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    "Taste like Guinness" - Safari guide in Tanzania, after finishing my Kuhnhenn Bourbon Barrel Aged 4D.
  26. acevenom

    acevenom Initiate (0) Oct 7, 2011 Louisiana

    Funny because I would expect donkey to taste a little meatier. Are you sure you didn't give him a rauchbier? :wink:
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  27. JamesMN

    JamesMN Initiate (0) Jul 12, 2012 Minnesota

    A friend of mine says of every IPA she's tried, "it's so spicy!"
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  28. mcrago

    mcrago Aspirant (281) Oct 6, 2012 Indiana

    My wife used to say that she doesn't like dark beer, until I had her try a coffee stout. I told her it was a new iced coffee drink and she (not surprisingly) loved it.
  29. PoopChute69

    PoopChute69 Initiate (0) Oct 24, 2012 Poland

    "Tastes like puddin' pops."
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  30. Scrylol

    Scrylol Initiate (0) Sep 16, 2010 Alberta (Canada)

    Mostly towards IPAs: "it's too bitter".
    Another time I once gave a friend some fresh Weihenstephaner Hefeweiisbier; takes a sip, pause for a few seconds, takes another sip, "hey this is kind of good".
  31. BeerKangaroo

    BeerKangaroo Initiate (0) May 30, 2011 Alaska

    lol, and on top of it, people who probably drink dark coffee, right?
  32. ubenumber2

    ubenumber2 Devotee (468) Sep 1, 2012 Arkansas
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    "Why would you pay this much money for something that tastes like fresh cut grass poured into a really good beer?"

    Any IPA I let my two buds try
  33. mcrago

    mcrago Aspirant (281) Oct 6, 2012 Indiana

    "Tastes like terpentine."
    "You drink this?"/"How can you drink this?"
    and my all time favorite...
    "I don't know what you call this, but it's not beer!"
  34. BeerKangaroo

    BeerKangaroo Initiate (0) May 30, 2011 Alaska

    What the heck did she have between the two to even think one remotely tastes like the other? I hope she's not in the food business.
  35. Bernerdawg

    Bernerdawg Initiate (0) Jul 18, 2011 Georgia

  36. Ravenacht

    Ravenacht Aspirant (201) Aug 10, 2012 Florida
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    Years ago i gave my die hard Busch Beer fan buddy a craft beer and his was reply "It tastes like fish" WTF?? :slight_smile:

    It wasnt a craft beer persay, it was a Michelob Dark Bock beer which had more flavor than most readily available beers at the time.
  37. Raime

    Raime Meyvn (1,252) Jun 4, 2012 Michigan
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    Had a friend who typically drinks Natural Light say Sierra Nevada Stout was " fuckin' nasty " . Another friend tried a Two Hearted Ale, Claimed to like it, I gave him a bottle, He took two sips then opened up a Bud Light Lime. I let another buddy of mine try a Founders Harvest Ale and he said it was a " Decent IPA ". Mind you, The only beers I've ever seen him drink are Bud Light Platinum and Corona.
  38. Wolfpack2005

    Wolfpack2005 Initiate (0) Oct 15, 2010 North Carolina

    dark beer = high gravity
  39. yemenmocha

    yemenmocha Poo-Bah (2,459) Jun 18, 2002 Arizona

    "designer beer"

    "tastes like leaves & twigs"

    "this beer is for F*****s"
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  40. Blueribbon666

    Blueribbon666 Zealot (596) Jul 4, 2008 Ohio

    "Tar in jar, again eh?"
    Or more recently,
    Sittin' drinking a Vanilla Porter @ the bar buddy sits down "What's that syrup your drinking?"
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