Funny things your BMC friends say when given craft.

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by nquigley16, Dec 29, 2012.

  1. Winston_Smith

    Winston_Smith Oct 25, 2012 Kentucky

    LOL! In a perfect world, you karate chop this person legally. :D
     
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  2. Winston_Smith

    Winston_Smith Oct 25, 2012 Kentucky

    ATV's what?
     
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  3. ontherocks

    ontherocks Mar 4, 2008 Georgia

    "I don't like coffee beer".
     
  4. scud

    scud Sep 22, 2010 Indiana
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    I don't like cloudy beer
    Is it hoppy?
    Tastes like soy sauce
    It's more like wine
    Ehhuhh...eww, no

    These are a few of my favorite things...
     
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  5. scud

    scud Sep 22, 2010 Indiana
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    Guinness is so thick n dark...

    What i wanna respond with,
    (Lol) "try a Zhukov, greenhorn"
     
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  6. Azzy

    Azzy Jul 16, 2012 Texas

    Every time I offer my dad a beer, "This tastes like shit, bring me a bud light son."
     
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  7. mmikey8

    mmikey8 Aug 2, 2012 California
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    "you paid how much for this F'n beer?" "That's a 30 pack fool"

    and (will need to translate)

    "esta pinche cerveza esta bien fuerte"

    This beer is fucken strong!!!
     
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  8. superspak

    superspak May 5, 2010 Michigan
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    Let one of my friends have a taste of Alpha King at a party: What is this, some kind of dark beer?
     
  9. deathevocation

    deathevocation Nov 7, 2008 Australia

    Yeah, we get it. Some people like simple beer and don't want anything else.
     
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  10. Lutter

    Lutter Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    "This beer has gone REALLY bad!" - to a sour
     
  11. flayedandskinned

    flayedandskinned Jan 1, 2011 California
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    "Hippy Beer" "Not real beer" "I like real German beer", whilst reaching for a Becks or St Pauli girl. "That tastes like Grass and Dirt"
     
  12. flayedandskinned

    flayedandskinned Jan 1, 2011 California
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    I also had one guy tell me he likes ipas. Not Eye-Pee-Ays, but ipas. I almost started busting up laughing.
     
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  13. dennis3951

    dennis3951 Mar 6, 2008 New Jersey
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    Does it get you drunker than cheap beer?
     
  14. jesskidden

    jesskidden Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey
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    "It tastes just like pumpkin pie!"
    "It tastes like Christmas in a glass!"
    "It tastes like a Christmas tree in a glass!"
    "It tastes just like Yoohoo (or Chocolate Milk)!"
    "It tastes like the time I tried to eat grandma's top dresser drawer potpourri when I was 2!"
    "It tastes like Fruity Pebbles!"
    "It tastes just like weed!"

    Oh, wait, they weren't said by "BMC friends", I read them in the BeerAdvocate forums.:D
     
  15. Lutter

    Lutter Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    "Oh, this is just like Blue Moon!" ... *to just about every style of beer I can think of*
     
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  16. Parrotshake

    Parrotshake Nov 29, 2008 Australia

    'You got any beer that doesn't taste like fruit'?
     
  17. Flabbyjandro

    Flabbyjandro Jun 12, 2012 Illinois
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    "You paid how much for just a 22oz bottle...that's like a case of high life and a six pack of PBR"
     
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  18. jglowe77

    jglowe77 Jan 24, 2011 Massachusetts

    My friends' mom (who hasn't drank alcohol in at least 25 years) had a sip of Lagunitas Hop Stoopid and said, with a grimace, "That's like drinking a pine tree."
     
  19. nc41

    nc41 Sep 25, 2008 North Carolina
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    Given I prefer IPA's most just make a funny face and hand it back to me.
     
  20. patm1986

    patm1986 Aug 11, 2010 New Jersey
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    "What is this? Soup?"
     
  21. Doppelbockulus

    Doppelbockulus Jan 3, 2012 Florida

    -"I like that craft beer, son, but it makes me have to s$!#." My dad enjoys craft beer, but it always causes him to swiftly sit on the toilet the next day. Also, the first time I had Raging Bitch IPA, I likened it to robot pee.
     
  22. beerlover4ever

    beerlover4ever Mar 25, 2009 Massachusetts

    "This does not taste anything like Bud, how can you drink this stuff"
     
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  23. leokbelo

    leokbelo Jul 12, 2006 Florida

    Makes a " icky" face, then says: " Waaaay too strong! Blargh!" , when tasting a Sam Adams Boston Lager.....LOL!!!
     
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  24. Ivegotmule

    Ivegotmule Nov 7, 2012 North Carolina

    My brother-in-law says that ruination tastes like a wet diaper. They all drink high life and the only beer I can get everyone to enjoy to date was breakfast stout.
     
  25. TheJollyHop

    TheJollyHop Sep 2, 2009 California

    Me: Want to try this beer?
    Him: I can smell it from over here. You go ahead and enjoy your nutty, fruity, hoppy, beer...
     
  26. marquis

    marquis Nov 20, 2005 United Kingdom (England)

    Easy to see from these posts that craft isn't going to become mainstream drinking. Good thing as there wouldn't be enough to go round! If people prefer beers brewed with cattle feed grade barley and rice/corn let them get on with it and leave the brewing quality grain to those who appreciate it.
     
  27. TheFightingMongooses

    TheFightingMongooses Nov 14, 2012 New Jersey

    You're friends with Bill Cosby?
     
  28. UNCCTDawg

    UNCCTDawg Nov 30, 2011 North Carolina
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    My wife's analysis of every IPA on the planet: "tastes like perfume"

    My response: "This would be a hell of a lot cheaper than you drinking perfume!"
     
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  29. EagleTalon

    EagleTalon Feb 28, 2002 Oklahoma

    Fancy boy beer, "gourmet beer" (you have Alabama to thank for that one)
     
  30. Onizilla

    Onizilla Apr 25, 2009 New York
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    Ex-G/F for a reason, I get it!
     
  31. loony4lambic

    loony4lambic Nov 26, 2012 California

    My sister tried Bourbon County and said it Tasted Like Soy Sauce.

    And My girlfriend swears that she can taste alcohol in ANY beer ive ever given her. even little 3% beers. Funny stuff haha
     
  32. TheFightingMongooses

    TheFightingMongooses Nov 14, 2012 New Jersey

    I have a friend who drank some BMC, but was more of a rum & coke guy than anything. I was always introducing him to new stuff, some he liked and some he didn't, but he was always willing to try. Recently I gave him a Rodenbach and he loved it. He constantly remarks how he never thought he'd enjoy sour beers, but he's glad I got him into it.
     
  33. WassailWilly

    WassailWilly Sep 8, 2007 New York

    4 whlrs ...quads whatever you want to call em
     
  34. Kuemmelbrau

    Kuemmelbrau Aug 2, 2008 Louisiana

    Two nights ago I bought a Guinness in a bar for a friend who isn't a beer drinker and had never had one... He said:
    "This is ok, but not nearly as good as those other rich and chocolatey beers you had me try... Do they have any of those?"
    ... I was a proud beer nerd that night!
     
  35. Vonerichs

    Vonerichs Sep 1, 2008 Illinois
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    A family friend was over a while back and I was drinking Supplication. Knowing he wouldn't like it I told him to take a sip. Now, whenever he comes over he asks, "Do you still drink that skunky beer?" and asks if I have any Heinies for him.
     
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  36. ggwheeler

    ggwheeler Jan 8, 2011 California

    Stupid friends
     
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  37. InVinoVeritas

    InVinoVeritas Apr 16, 2012 Wisconsin
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    "What's this, motor oil?"
     
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  38. sil1

    sil1 May 19, 2012 California
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    My bro. Said of hopstoopid. " are u serious this shit taste like gasoline"

    Ha ha
     
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  39. sacrelicio

    sacrelicio Feb 15, 2005 Minnesota

    Actually I also get the fish aroma sometimes from a beer. Not fishy like the seafood section at the grocery store, but fishy like when someone catches one on a boat. I think it's a weird bacterial flaw either in the bottle or the serving glass.
     
  40. sacrelicio

    sacrelicio Feb 15, 2005 Minnesota

    heh weird, shift is everything that BMC drinker should like, crisp, light, refreshing but with a much better flavor profile.
     
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