Funny things your BMC friends say when given craft.

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by nquigley16, Dec 29, 2012.

  1. slatetupelo

    slatetupelo Jun 23, 2007 Mississippi

    I have a couple of friends that refer to craft beer as "that weird beer".
     
  2. Hoptimus-Prime

    Hoptimus-Prime Dec 7, 2012 North Carolina
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    I was told the same thing after giving a friend some Double Jack. I don't get it lol...
    Then he asked "Do you have any regular beer?" Nope ,just the good stuff! (Maybe next time he'll bring his own beer )
     
  3. Hoptimus-Prime

    Hoptimus-Prime Dec 7, 2012 North Carolina
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    I like when friends are drinking BL platinum and try to convince me it is good beer because it is 6% abv lol , maybe good if your beer bonging it, but it taste like Natty ice to me.
     
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  4. ColinStClaire

    ColinStClaire Jul 31, 2012 Washington

    "Oh god, what the fuck is this shit?! Why would anyone like this?!"- me after my first IPA :). Tonight, some guy was laughing at me because I was pouring some Widmer Brrr ("Christmas beer") into a glass that had Xmas decorations on it. In my defense the glass was essentially a stemless tulip and was perfect for my SN Celebration and Obsidian Stout.
     
  5. Lutter

    Lutter Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    "Too Heavy"
    "Too Dark"
    "Too Strong"
    "Too Hoppy"

    My father-in-law commented that Lone Star Bock was "too hoppy" the other night. You have to be from Texas to appreciate how ridiculously stupid that is. :)
     
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  6. kbrinson

    kbrinson Mar 5, 2010 Indiana

    Ask her to smell Abrasive. You might lose her.
     
  7. Hotmetal1

    Hotmetal1 Feb 28, 2012 Mississippi
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    Yeah, got a friend that threw out 2 or 3 bombers of "old" Cantillion awhile back.
     
  8. JOrtt

    JOrtt Dec 20, 2012 North Carolina
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    I don't give my BMC friends craft beer. If they like it , they will want to drink up my stash!! I usually have what they like on hand and wait for them to ask to try something different.
     
  9. rlcoffey

    rlcoffey Apr 20, 2004 Kentucky

    I did the same thing to someone once, only it was an Arrogant Bastard.
     
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  10. dsal89

    dsal89 Jul 6, 2008 Indiana

    Havent really heard anything too crazy. Actually most of the people i hangout like craft beer. Some are more into it than others.

    I guess i just got lucky. My gf hates it for the most part. I get more flack about the cost of some stuff more so than the taste
     
  11. raymo55

    raymo55 Oct 3, 2011 Michigan
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    On somewhat of a different note.....my co-workers think that when I say I am getting together with a group of people for a bottle share, that we are all gay guys getting together.
     
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  12. psnydez86

    psnydez86 Jan 4, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    "I don't like my beer to have an aftertaste." "I could have one but there's too much flavor to drink a bunch".
     
  13. BigTomZ

    BigTomZ Apr 14, 2009 Virginia

    If they ask I'll let them try some, otherwise I let them drink their preference and I drink my preference. If they ask for a suggestion, I'll steer them towards something like Noble Pils or Prima Pils, or maybe hefe or wit.
     
  14. HipsterBrewfus

    HipsterBrewfus Jun 3, 2012 Maryland

    I don't know, its kind of spot on. If I'm spending 30 bucks on a bottle, yeah, that's some fancy beer.
     
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  15. Cenosillicaphobe

    Cenosillicaphobe Jul 24, 2011 Maine

    I brought a 4-pack of Samuel Adams Hallertau Imperial Pilsner to my brother's house one night several years ago.

    "This is the worst beer I've ever tasted."

    My father often refers to the beer I drink as "designer shit."
     
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  16. jcreegan

    jcreegan Aug 12, 2010 Florida
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    So this is just like Shock top right?
     
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  17. luwak

    luwak Mar 2, 2010 Arizona
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    If anybody remembers the original Pete's Wicked Ale from the 90's....it really did taste like some of those potpourris that were popular in the U.S. back then....
     
  18. woemad

    woemad Jun 8, 2003 Washington
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    The old Viking Tavern used to feature a RIS from now likewise-defunct Lang Creek Brewing called Thor's Thunder, brewed to a recipe from a former Viking bartender.

    A co-worker at a former workplace, when coaxed into trying said beer, declared "This beer makes my throat itch!"
     
  19. woemad

    woemad Jun 8, 2003 Washington
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    As a fan of Abyss from the beginning I'm torn between laughing and taking offense!
     
  20. cratez

    cratez Sep 23, 2005 Ontario (Canada)

    "Wow, it tastes like a mouthful of flower petals" - college friend describing Samuel Adams Noble Pils on tap

    "It tastes like old tire water" - my buddy's girlfriend describing Southern Tier IPA
     
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  21. Pecan

    Pecan Dec 20, 2012 Arizona
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    So true. I've been able to convert so many BMC friends to craft (which they end up *actually* liking later) with this approach. I can literally just call BMC "a little girl's 4% beer" and begin the transformation.
     
  22. MisterBisco

    MisterBisco Feb 18, 2009 New York
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    I tried to convert my wife's 21-year-old cousin, to no avail.

    In his words, the Boont Valley Amber "had too much taste to get drunk as fast as possible." Sigh.
     
  23. PatriotsRule

    PatriotsRule Sep 25, 2012 Massachusetts

    "What do hops taste like anyway?"
     
  24. Pecan

    Pecan Dec 20, 2012 Arizona
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    Did you mercilessly taunt him for being more like a girl than a guy and for not liking good beer because of his period? Usually does the trick. I may be a bit zealous and unrelenting, but it's for the greater good!
     
  25. Dirtinabottle

    Dirtinabottle Aug 21, 2012 New York
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    Bought a BCBS for a friend on tap. After tasting it, he says "I don't drink liquor". He left it at the bar and ordered a Bud Lite.
     
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  26. ndant703

    ndant703 Nov 15, 2010 North Carolina

    "drinking one of your beers is like eating a plate of lasagna..its too filling".
     
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  27. uptomonto

    uptomonto Dec 15, 2012 Indiana

    Regardless of the beer I'm drinking or offering - "Is that that dark beer? How do you drink that stuff?"
     
  28. ebthorp

    ebthorp Dec 10, 2010 Illinois

    A little different but my gf will only drink stouts and sours because she says that all my other craft beers "taste too much like beer"
     
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  29. ilikebeer03

    ilikebeer03 Oct 17, 2012 Texas

    Given a Ska Modus Hoperandi "This tastes EXACTLY like grapefruit after taste."
     
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  30. StuartCarter

    StuartCarter Apr 25, 2006 Alabama

    not sure what's worse - the casual sexism, or the fact that the casual sexism works.
     
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  31. MisterBisco

    MisterBisco Feb 18, 2009 New York
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    Well, he's gay, and spends most of his time hanging out in groups where he's the only guy, so I'm not entirely sure this argument would have held much sway.
     
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  32. mikeburd1128

    mikeburd1128 Oct 28, 2011 New Jersey

    My girlfriend still says belgians taste "fireworky." Gets me every time.
     
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  33. Jonada

    Jonada May 23, 2012 New Jersey
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    My girlfriend whenever I'm drinking an imperial stout: "That looks thick"
     
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  34. BMMillsy

    BMMillsy Feb 16, 2012 Florida
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    Gave a sip of St. Bernardus 12. Clown turned up the nose and commented, "it's way too hoppy."
     
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  35. Lane1

    Lane1 Jan 10, 2011 California

    Black Tuesday......"Tastes like booze and ass"
     
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  36. Pecan

    Pecan Dec 20, 2012 Arizona
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    The worst part must be the casual sexism, because it is the best part when it works and I have new craft drinking pals :)

    Haha, fair enough. Going to have to try a different approach! And if he keeps rejecting craft, at least it's a great excuse to open a good beer or two every time you try. "Don't like the Bourbon County OR the Zombie Dust? Guess I'll just have to drink both...."

    More on topic, I constantly have people compare anything dark to a milkshake. "BUT THE CALORIES!" And then they proceed to drink 15 BMCs.
     
  37. otispdriftwood

    otispdriftwood Dec 9, 2011 Colorado
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    Overheard at a recent neighborhood party. The names have been changed to protect the guilty.
    The parties are Pam - a dedicated Coors light drinker who's married to Jeff, who recently switched from Coors light to Bud Light.

    Pam: "There goes my dumbass husband Jeff with that Bud Light stuff. He doesn't know what good beer is".

    Kinda tells you about the mindset of some macro drinkers. As closed as a duck's ass.
     
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  38. johncosta60

    johncosta60 Jun 30, 2012 New Jersey

    I gave my dad a pour of enjoy by & at first he didn't mind it then after a few sips he said "fuck this, it like drinking perfume, why don't you drink a coors light once in awhile.
     
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  39. Beerpharmer

    Beerpharmer Apr 22, 2010 New Jersey

    Drinking a Quad
    Girl- "there's something off"
    Me- "like what- too bitter? too sweet? too much alcohol?
    Girl- "no. I don't know. I can't describe it" *continues drinking Miller Lite*
     
  40. johncosta60

    johncosta60 Jun 30, 2012 New Jersey

    You failed to mention what she said after, "I'll continue drinking my Miller Lite, it's water."
     
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