Funny things your BMC friends say when given craft.

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  1. Doppelbockulus

    Doppelbockulus Initiate (0) Jan 3, 2012 Florida

    -"I like that craft beer, son, but it makes me have to s$!#." My dad enjoys craft beer, but it always causes him to swiftly sit on the toilet the next day. Also, the first time I had Raging Bitch IPA, I likened it to robot pee.
     
    #141 Doppelbockulus, Dec 30, 2012
  2. beerlover4ever

    beerlover4ever Initiate (0) Mar 25, 2009 Massachusetts

    "This does not taste anything like Bud, how can you drink this stuff"
     
    #142 beerlover4ever, Dec 30, 2012
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  3. leokbelo

    leokbelo Initiate (0) Jul 12, 2006 Florida

    Makes a " icky" face, then says: " Waaaay too strong! Blargh!" , when tasting a Sam Adams Boston Lager.....LOL!!!
     
    #143 leokbelo, Dec 30, 2012
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  4. Ivegotmule

    Ivegotmule Initiate (0) Nov 7, 2012 North Carolina

    My brother-in-law says that ruination tastes like a wet diaper. They all drink high life and the only beer I can get everyone to enjoy to date was breakfast stout.
     
    #144 Ivegotmule, Dec 30, 2012
  5. TheJollyHop

    TheJollyHop Initiate (0) Sep 2, 2009 California

    Me: Want to try this beer?
    Him: I can smell it from over here. You go ahead and enjoy your nutty, fruity, hoppy, beer...
     
    #145 TheJollyHop, Dec 30, 2012
  6. marquis

    marquis Pooh-Bah (2,313) Nov 20, 2005 England
    Pooh-Bah

    Easy to see from these posts that craft isn't going to become mainstream drinking. Good thing as there wouldn't be enough to go round! If people prefer beers brewed with cattle feed grade barley and rice/corn let them get on with it and leave the brewing quality grain to those who appreciate it.
     
    #146 marquis, Dec 30, 2012
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  7. TheFightingMongooses

    TheFightingMongooses Initiate (0) Nov 14, 2012 New Jersey

    You're friends with Bill Cosby?
     
    #147 TheFightingMongooses, Dec 30, 2012
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  8. UNCCTDawg

    UNCCTDawg Initiate (0) Nov 30, 2011 North Carolina

    My wife's analysis of every IPA on the planet: "tastes like perfume"

    My response: "This would be a hell of a lot cheaper than you drinking perfume!"
     
    #148 UNCCTDawg, Dec 30, 2012
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  9. Skywave

    Skywave Pooh-Bah (2,353) Feb 28, 2002 Oklahoma
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah

    Fancy boy beer, "gourmet beer" (you have Alabama to thank for that one)
     
    #149 Skywave, Dec 30, 2012
  10. Onizilla

    Onizilla Initiate (0) Apr 25, 2009 New York


    Ex-G/F for a reason, I get it!
     
    #150 Onizilla, Dec 30, 2012
  11. loony4lambic

    loony4lambic Initiate (0) Nov 26, 2012 California

    My sister tried Bourbon County and said it Tasted Like Soy Sauce.

    And My girlfriend swears that she can taste alcohol in ANY beer ive ever given her. even little 3% beers. Funny stuff haha
     
    #151 loony4lambic, Dec 30, 2012
  12. TheFightingMongooses

    TheFightingMongooses Initiate (0) Nov 14, 2012 New Jersey

    I have a friend who drank some BMC, but was more of a rum & coke guy than anything. I was always introducing him to new stuff, some he liked and some he didn't, but he was always willing to try. Recently I gave him a Rodenbach and he loved it. He constantly remarks how he never thought he'd enjoy sour beers, but he's glad I got him into it.
     
    #152 TheFightingMongooses, Dec 30, 2012
  13. WassailWilly

    WassailWilly Initiate (0) Sep 8, 2007 New York

    4 whlrs ...quads whatever you want to call em
     
    #153 WassailWilly, Dec 30, 2012
  14. Vonerichs

    Vonerichs Pooh-Bah (1,685) Sep 1, 2008 Colorado
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    A family friend was over a while back and I was drinking Supplication. Knowing he wouldn't like it I told him to take a sip. Now, whenever he comes over he asks, "Do you still drink that skunky beer?" and asks if I have any Heinies for him.
     
    #154 Vonerichs, Dec 30, 2012
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  15. ggwheeler

    ggwheeler Initiate (0) Jan 8, 2011 California

    Stupid friends
     
    #155 ggwheeler, Dec 30, 2012
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  16. InVinoVeritas

    InVinoVeritas Initiate (0) Apr 16, 2012 Wisconsin

    "What's this, motor oil?"
     
    #156 InVinoVeritas, Dec 30, 2012
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  17. sil1

    sil1 Initiate (0) May 19, 2012 California

    My bro. Said of hopstoopid. " are u serious this shit taste like gasoline"

    Ha ha
     
    #157 sil1, Dec 30, 2012
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  18. sacrelicio

    sacrelicio Pooh-Bah (1,838) Feb 15, 2005 Minnesota
    Pooh-Bah

    Actually I also get the fish aroma sometimes from a beer. Not fishy like the seafood section at the grocery store, but fishy like when someone catches one on a boat. I think it's a weird bacterial flaw either in the bottle or the serving glass.
     
    #158 sacrelicio, Dec 30, 2012
  19. sacrelicio

    sacrelicio Pooh-Bah (1,838) Feb 15, 2005 Minnesota
    Pooh-Bah

    heh weird, shift is everything that BMC drinker should like, crisp, light, refreshing but with a much better flavor profile.
     
    #159 sacrelicio, Dec 30, 2012
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  20. dianimal

    dianimal Savant (1,006) Apr 18, 2012 California

    These are funny.
    Someone grabbed a Palate Wrecker from me and after one sip yelled out "oh gross what the hell is this?"
     
    #160 dianimal, Dec 30, 2012
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