"How To Be A Beer Enthusiast Without Being A Beer Asshole" via Deadspin

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  1. jstout26

    jstout26 Initiate (170) May 30, 2013 North Carolina
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  2. MisSigsFan

    MisSigsFan Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2013 California

    I really don't give a shit what an article on Deadspin says I should do.
     
  3. md655321

    md655321 Aspirant (217) Dec 4, 2007 Michigan

    Well you are in luck, MisSigsFan, because I am pretty sure Deadspin articles are not laws but just an attempt to amuse and inform. Dodged a bullet there.
     
  4. bluehende

    bluehende Poo-Bah (2,430) Dec 10, 2010 Delaware
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    Not a lot of new ground there.
     
  5. deadonhisfeet

    deadonhisfeet Poo-Bah (2,098) Apr 23, 2011 Kentucky
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    This would have been a great article if it was written in 1975.
     
  6. MNAle

    MNAle Poo-Bah (1,829) Sep 6, 2011 Minnesota
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    Deadspin is nothing but one large click bait.
     
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  7. Dylan_TBB

    Dylan_TBB Initiate (0) Jan 14, 2015 New Jersey

    That was a giant waste of my time.
     
  8. atrocity

    atrocity Meyvn (1,126) Dec 18, 2013 Virginia
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    Not exactly a great article but thanks for the post though. Almost the end of the work day thankfully!
     
  9. beertunes

    beertunes Poo-Bah (7,286) Sep 24, 2007 Mayotte
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    Not too bad, but I'm a Will Gordon fan. And really, he nails #1, especially this: "The Brewers Association is a trade group that considers itself "a passionate voice for craft brewers." They seem like a fine little lobbying association and awards-show producer, but they don't really have anything much to do with drinking beer, and instead largely concern themselves with defining it".
     
  10. TEKNISHE

    TEKNISHE Initiate (0) Jan 12, 2011 Pennsylvania

    Yeah. This isn't written for people like us
     
  11. MisSigsFan

    MisSigsFan Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2013 California

    Yeah, it didn't. I thought it was pretty dumb.
     
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  12. mohawk5

    mohawk5 Initiate (0) Jul 24, 2014 New Jersey

    Why did I read that. Awful.
     
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  13. ezerpdog

    ezerpdog Initiate (0) Dec 5, 2014 Michigan

    Most of us didn't like the article because we're assholes.
     
  14. Domingo

    Domingo Poo-Bah (2,682) Apr 23, 2005 Colorado
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    They made some good points that (unless you're on sites like this) most people probably wouldn't be aware of.
     
  15. Johntomk

    Johntomk Initiate (0) Jul 22, 2014 Tennessee

    If I'm going to pay $50 or more to attend a beer festival, then I'm not going to drink bad beer because of what others might think. I'm there to try new beers, and that means I want to try a lot of different beers. I'm not trying them to tick. I try them to find beers I like, so I can purchase them at a later date. If that makes me a beer asshole, then I guess I'm a beer asshole.

    Edit: BTW, I'm not talking about spitting it out. I would not do that. I'm talking about dumping the rest of the sample.
     
  16. jmdrpi

    jmdrpi Poo-Bah (6,817) Dec 11, 2008 Pennsylvania
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    I think a line that rings true - and is very applicable to many aspects of the craft beer scene:

    "Politely address the situation by exploiting the gigantic gulf that exists between being a dickhead and being a sucker."
     
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  17. beastmammoth

    beastmammoth Initiate (0) Oct 16, 2010 New York

    uhhh malt doesn't taste like much? news to me
     
  18. kdb150

    kdb150 Devotee (452) Mar 8, 2012 Pennsylvania

    If you're not at a beer festival to first and foremost get drunk, you might be doing it wrong. Most beers can't possibly be judged properly from a couple ounces in a taster glass.
     
  19. Shroud0fdoom

    Shroud0fdoom Poo-Bah (1,888) Oct 31, 2013 Maryland
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    I'm with you! I'm a BeerAsshole too!
     
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  20. putonyourwalkingshoes

    putonyourwalkingshoes Devotee (454) Jul 31, 2013 California
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    I agree but even if I had no idea what Deadspin was or even if it had any credibility the #1 says:
    "Craft beer" doesn't really mean shit anymore (if it ever did).

    I lost complete interest in this article after. Just like you wouldn't try to persuade someone to believe in something you believe in by badmouthing them first.
     
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  21. pat61

    pat61 Poo-Bah (5,858) Dec 29, 2010 Minnesota
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    This is another article where the title, which is designed to attract attention, is more provocative than the substance of the article. Most of the substance is common sense and the people who understand that will read the article and probably agree with a percentage of it. The people he is trying to reach won't make it very far into his article before they dismiss him as an ass. It is debatable whether or not the people he is trying to reach actually need to be reached. The craft beer point is something the media loves to tout and there is an industry turf argument here but I suspect that most people who bother to participate here have a pretty firm idea of what craft beer is. Most of the other stuff is common knowledge.
     
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  22. jmdrpi

    jmdrpi Poo-Bah (6,817) Dec 11, 2008 Pennsylvania
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    Do you not agree that the Brewer's Associate's constant re-defining of the term has made it lose credibility?

    You will buy a beer from a brewery if they have 24% outside ownership, but not 25%? How do you really draw a line?
     
  23. geocool

    geocool Disciple (339) Jun 21, 2006 Massachusetts

    Next week: How To Write For Deadspin Without Being An Asshole. Written by: Not Will Gordon.
     
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  24. NewGlarusFan

    NewGlarusFan Initiate (0) Jun 26, 2013 Illinois

    I like rule #5 the best!
     
  25. johnInLA

    johnInLA Savant (910) Jun 12, 2005 California
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    For some of us, getting drunk is not the reason we go to a beer festivals.

    @Johntomk is not alone, in using beer festivals as an opportunity to try new beers, not for the sake of ticking, but for finding new beers and breweries that they want to revisit.

    I do agree reviewing a beer based on a taster is not a good idea. And doing it during a beer festival, where you are having many tasters is even worse.

    However, there is a distinction between reviewing a beer, and determining if it's one you want to revisit. I think most of us on this site are capable of determining which beers we want to revisit based on a tasting during a beer festival.
     
  26. misternebbie

    misternebbie Initiate (0) Aug 24, 2014 Pennsylvania

    One of my many nicknames coming up,was Keno, Irish slang for, asshole!
     
  27. ThisWangsChung

    ThisWangsChung Poo-Bah (3,103) Oct 15, 2011 Maryland
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    Well, at least it wasn't written by Drew Magary or Albert Burneko...
     
  28. jmdrpi

    jmdrpi Poo-Bah (6,817) Dec 11, 2008 Pennsylvania
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    Other than the slightly over-the-top headline - what exactly in the article did you disagree with?

    I thought it was a fine primer for someone getting into beer. What's wrong with the general message of "you can start to like good beer without being a snob"?
     
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  29. SteelersX

    SteelersX Disciple (338) Jan 30, 2011 New York
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    In a lot of peoples eyes the 2 are one in the same.
     
  30. basics

    basics Initiate (88) Oct 27, 2011 North Carolina
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    Coming soon.

    "Rogue Chicken Bone Saison."
     
  31. jmdrpi

    jmdrpi Poo-Bah (6,817) Dec 11, 2008 Pennsylvania
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  32. jmdrpi

    jmdrpi Poo-Bah (6,817) Dec 11, 2008 Pennsylvania
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    Be an Advocate and change their mind! :wink:
     
  33. are_doubleyou

    are_doubleyou Initiate (0) Aug 3, 2014 Illinois

    Rule 1 and only: Don't be a snooty asshole about anything. Treat other human beings with dignity and kindness.

    Really, that's all there is too it. There are nice ways to inform those who aren't in the know about the things you like and there are dickish ways to inform people. Whether this is beer, your field of expertise for work, another hobby or anything else just treat them like you would like to be treated in a field that you are ignorant about.

    If I was a jerk everytime a friend or family member said something ignorant about beer, I wouldn't have either left.
     
  34. beertunes

    beertunes Poo-Bah (7,286) Sep 24, 2007 Mayotte
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    Will Gordon is humor writer, focusing mostly on food and drink. A lot of y'all are taking yourselves waaay too seriously about this article. Perhaps it's a bit close to home?
     
  35. JAPack521

    JAPack521 Initiate (0) Aug 20, 2013 California

    I laughed out loud at that line. Awesome.
     
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  36. SteelersX

    SteelersX Disciple (338) Jan 30, 2011 New York
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    I see what you did there.
     
  37. putonyourwalkingshoes

    putonyourwalkingshoes Devotee (454) Jul 31, 2013 California
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    I draw no lines in respect to those questions. In fact all of those questions confused the hell out of me.
     
  38. evilcatfish

    evilcatfish Defender (623) May 11, 2012 Missouri
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    Dead Spin generally sucks. Based on this fact, I still haven't decided whether to read the article
     
  39. wilhelm_phoenix

    wilhelm_phoenix Initiate (0) Jul 4, 2014 Virginia

    It really is easy, just reiterate some things others have already said. Be passionate about the beer you purchase and consume and don 't care so much about the beer other people choose to drink. I love drinking many different barrel-aged beers, but I have plenty of friends who enjoy drinking either PBR or Yuengling. Whatever makes everyone happy and helps everyone else have a good time is all that matters.
     
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  40. Blueribbon666

    Blueribbon666 Zealot (515) Jul 4, 2008 Ohio

    No shit?...hey me too, I thought it was just me. :wink:
     
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