Although I actually have not yet bought a corkscrew in the 5 months I've lived in FL, don't send me one, way too generous! (And my addy would be incredibly difficult to get on here so don't even try haha.) I don't have any LIF obligations or anything but every time I try to kill a BA with generosity either they one-up me or someone else comes along and murders me, so I can't afford to permit more generosity at this point or my beer karma will weaken. I need to get another BA or 2 first before I can accept such an offer. At any rate, we have Tilquin and Girardin down here in abundance so don't feel bad that I'm without corkscrew And yeah, should have just gone with the bad cork story and omitted the female jacket detail haha. As my wife likes to say, my two greatest talents are implicating myself and then digging myself deeper haha.