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If you were to host a bad beer tasting party...

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by devlishdamsel, Jan 22, 2013.

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  1. cavedave

    cavedave Mar 12, 2009 New York
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    Dropped every costly to make beer they used to make, most notably their fantastic Barleywine and Imperial Stout, and now use (from what I hear from others so take this as second hand info) the cheapest ingredients and quickest techniques to make their beers. Their Alt which was a favorite of mine, used to be fruity and clean and tasty, the last two visits it was a shadow of itself, and the second of those visits the Alt had an undertaste of sewage, which may be the lines, though that hardly excuses them. Three Pines IPA, another favorite, is now my least favorite English IPA, it is underhopped, poorly hopped, and you can taste the low quality of the malt versus the MO they used to use.

    Got 3 mill? You can buy it. Wish I had the cash, that all copper system in there could make some tasty beer in the right hands.
     
  2. Beerandraiderfan

    Beerandraiderfan Apr 14, 2009 Nevada

    How in the fug is Oude Tart mentioned more than Big Sky Kriek in this thread?

    Hell in a handbasket. . .
     
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  3. acevenom

    acevenom Oct 7, 2011 Louisiana

    All you really need is Shipyard Pumpkin Ale and spit buckets. That's an abomination of a beer.
     
  4. gustogasmic

    gustogasmic Jan 13, 2012 Michigan
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    NMS is a Saugatuck Brewing co. beer.
     
  5. gustogasmic

    gustogasmic Jan 13, 2012 Michigan
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    The Gambler by Short's. Pretty sure they use real Gambler tobacco (the 99 cents a bag stuff) because that's what it tastes like

    This years Lambeek wants Blood Orange and Lambeek wants Dragonfruit- the Dark Horse sours that went all turpentine on us...
     
  6. slangtruth

    slangtruth Jan 8, 2012 Massachusetts

    All these beers with funny non-beer flavored flavors seem like missing the point to me. I'll bet it's easy to make a orange zest vanilla infused creamsicle beer taste lousy. I think the tasting would be most instructive if you eliminated those and all the cheap adjunct lagers and stuck with stuff like the above mentioned Porkslap, which are honest and well intentioned but just criminally weak attempts at making straight ahead craft beer. For example, somebody else will have to bring a bottle of this swill, on which I wasted a whole $5 when it showed up at a shop near me. I'm sure as hell not buying it again.

    http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/435/73496
     
  7. Dennoman

    Dennoman Aug 20, 2011 Belgium

    I hear Minhas does some of the worst North American craft beer out there. With their reputation, how are they still in business?
     
  8. otispdriftwood

    otispdriftwood Dec 9, 2011 Colorado
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    With a tarnished reputation, good luck to the cheap owner getting 3 mil.
    In other news, do you ever get down to DeCicco's in Brewster?
     
  9. cavedave

    cavedave Mar 12, 2009 New York
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    You mean that supermarket just off 84, with the crazy fine beer selection in their coolers, and great craft pub up front, where Andrew, Nate, and Vinnie work? Nope.;)
     
  10. otispdriftwood

    otispdriftwood Dec 9, 2011 Colorado
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    That's exactly where I mean. You scare me.
     
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  11. SeaOfShells

    SeaOfShells Feb 22, 2011 California

    I'm pretty sure Ta Henket would be the centerpiece. What an abysmal beer.
     
  12. loafinaround

    loafinaround Jul 16, 2011 New York

    I disliked moo thunder too http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/13302/36056

    Is is wrong of me to really want to try voodoo donut maple bacon just because of all of its glorious reviews on this site? I probably would perish in the process....
     
  13. devlishdamsel

    devlishdamsel Aug 1, 2009 Washington

    Everyone i know who has tried it can't undo the mental trauma of its taste memory ;).
     
  14. whendeathsleeps

    whendeathsleeps Nov 5, 2011 Indiana

    It isn't that bad...Chelada I imagine would be way worse.
     
  15. MADhombrewer

    MADhombrewer Jun 4, 2008 Oregon

    Moo thunder wasn't as bad as pork slap. At least I drank Moo Thunder. Voodoo maple donut bacon crap is just a novelty beer. Butternuts Beer and Ales have bad beer, but those could at least get better if they tweaked the recipe a little.
     
  16. loafinaround

    loafinaround Jul 16, 2011 New York

    If I wasn't allergic to shellfish, I'd try chelada in a flash. with a voodoo chaser :D I laughed so hard when it dawned on me that chelada was popular enough to have regular and lite versions.

    As for moo thunder, it definitely wasn't chelada level, but I did only drink 20% before a drain pour. Never tried pork slap (because while I'm a sucker for a good cartoon can, I am still a porter/ stout girl. so cow won out over pig.)
     
  17. hardy008

    hardy008 Jan 12, 2008 Minnesota
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    Mix the two pink bottles together, and you get Pepto Rogue-mal.
     
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  18. Lare453

    Lare453 Feb 1, 2012 Florida
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    All of those southern tier black water series. They are awful
     
  19. Jnorton00

    Jnorton00 Apr 13, 2007 Massachusetts

    I'd celebrate the entire Sixpoint catalog for one night only I was hosting a bad beer tasting party.
     
  20. devlishdamsel

    devlishdamsel Aug 1, 2009 Washington

    For the record to those who are concerned people will get sick or give up, by no means would anyone be imbibing an entire disaster beer to themselves ( unless they wanted to). i would probably dole the beer out into 4 ounce samples.
     
  21. TheRealDBCooper

    TheRealDBCooper Mar 17, 2010 Svalbard & Jan Mayen Islands
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    Though there appears to be bottle variation (or people without a nose): http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/3120/42157

    I'll pluck some of my favorite review notes:

    • Smells...Fucking stinks. Jesus anal farts, diacetyl, feet, popcorn, rotten corn and a bit of pinot.
    • S: Blue cheese and bile.
    • The combination of blue cheese, body funk, and vinegar are not entirely pleasant.




    Edit: The bottle I opened was pure blue cheese and almost undrinkable. (And I like blue cheese.)
    Edit2: I have another bottle for trade if anyone wants it.
     
  22. SometimesIfart

    SometimesIfart Jun 4, 2012 Michigan
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    Can't forget Crazy Stallion. Tastes just like you bit into a golf club.
     
  23. InVinoVeritas

    InVinoVeritas Apr 16, 2012 Wisconsin
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    KBS, BCBS, CBS, BA Dark Lord, Parabola, Event Horizon, and Hunahpu . . . sorry thought you asked for a bad ass tasting.

    Just kidding, not sure how to answer your question.
     
  24. robwater

    robwater Jan 14, 2012 Colorado

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    The bottle is killer...
     
  25. Derranged

    Derranged Mar 7, 2010 New York

    I wouldn't consider Porkslap bad. Bland though.
     
  26. immobilisme

    immobilisme Nov 8, 2005 Illinois

    I could be wrong, but no one has mention White Birch yet???

    Also, some of the worst beers I have ever had include Bully Guppy, batch 1 Blue Lady, Atwater Vanilla Java Porter (especially when aged for 4+ years), and Biggs' 'stache.
     
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  27. LambicKing

    LambicKing Apr 13, 2011 Germany

    Abita Purple Haze. Anything Magic Hat. 09 Abyss was already mentioned. How about 09 KtG or 09 Mirror Mirror? A chance they won't be infected and if not, they'd be a nice break from atrociousness.
     
  28. MN_Beerticker

    MN_Beerticker Jul 10, 2012 Minnesota

    I am actually planning a tasting and planning to have a crap bucket filled with "BMC" for those who chicken out
     
  29. Danny1217

    Danny1217 Jul 15, 2011 Florida
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    Belgo Anise IRS
     
  30. kojevergas

    kojevergas Aug 15, 2010 New York
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    Throw a vote in for Chelada. And Chelada light.
     
  31. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Mar 18, 2010 California

    I think shots of Ghost Face Killah would be the perfect nightcap at the end.
     
  32. darienm

    darienm Apr 23, 2010 Illinois

  33. tobelerone

    tobelerone Dec 1, 2010 New York
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    How about a night exploring the Mendocino catalog? Went to the brewery and did just that, 8 or so different styles, all ranging from low-mediocre to comically bad. At least all the pours were free. Everyone working there was in their 70's, at least, including the bartender, who hit on my wife while I was in the bathroom. Good times.
     
  34. DrDemento456

    DrDemento456 May 15, 2009 Pennsylvania

    Wow someone just gave this beer a 5. How sad is their palate?
     
  35. DrDemento456

    DrDemento456 May 15, 2009 Pennsylvania

    Smokey Bacon? It tasted like peat smoked garbage!
     
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  36. DrDemento456

    DrDemento456 May 15, 2009 Pennsylvania

    For a second there I thought the one can next to the Molson said "Sparkling Shite"
     
  37. lsummers

    lsummers Jun 21, 2010 California

    Iron City is pretty bad! I remember when I was first getting into craft having just moved from Pa to Cali. Feeling homesick I ordered one, it was drinkable. That's all that needs said :)
     
  38. mrcraft

    mrcraft Dec 15, 2012 California
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    Okay, I take back my last statement... I cracked open a Cantillon Rosé De Gambrinus tonight. It was nothing like the Sea Dog above. They know how to effectively merry raspberries with beer. :)
     
  39. devlishdamsel

    devlishdamsel Aug 1, 2009 Washington

    I get the feeling that Cantillon is special though. They actually know what they are doing.
     
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  40. devlishdamsel

    devlishdamsel Aug 1, 2009 Washington

    It tastes like chinese heineiken. Its not bad enough IMO, to be included in the tasting.
     
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