Last beer of your life

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Tebuken, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. BigCheese

    BigCheese Jul 4, 2009 Massachusetts

    The best hop forward beer, I probably havent had it yet.

    PTY or Double Sunshine would be my request as of today.
     
  2. skinsfan

    skinsfan May 24, 2005 Maryland
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    Pliny the Younger...I stumbled upon it randomly a few years back at the Drafting Room in Exton, PA. It was unannounced, and I ended up drinking 4 glasses of it that night. Absolutely fantastic beer!
     
  3. Dcor

    Dcor Aug 27, 2012 Florida

    Utopias....fuck it, the states buying!
     
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  4. RobertColianni

    RobertColianni Nov 4, 2008 Pennsylvania

    Brewmeister Armageddon. I'll die shitfaced.
     
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  5. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Mar 18, 2010 California

    Anchor Steam. Simple and classic.
     
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  6. PortLargo

    PortLargo Oct 19, 2012 Florida

    The fine beers listed above give a purpose to life. Give me a Corona Light and I would be begging them to throw the switch.
     
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  7. Bond111

    Bond111 Feb 14, 2011 Minnesota
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    I would say either King Henry or a BCBS variation(maybe other than Bramble, as I've yet to taste one from my cellar)
     
  8. musicman7070

    musicman7070 Aug 26, 2012 New Jersey
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    Honestly, I'd probably go with a Yuengling. Call me crazy but they are so dang good!
     
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  9. Steimie

    Steimie Jan 7, 2012 Michigan

    Two Hearted. Why risk trying something I haven't had before. What if I don't like it? I mean, I'd be pissed enough that I was gonna die. Couple that with disappointment over the taste of my last beer...

    Nope, I'll go with something I enjoy the shit out of every single time I drink it.
     
  10. fredmugs

    fredmugs Aug 11, 2012 Indiana
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    Westy 12 since it will take them months to get it.
     
  11. dbow56

    dbow56 Nov 8, 2008 Maryland

    Guinness. Out of all the beers in all the world, this is the first beer I drank, so it might as well be my last.
     
  12. TheJollyHop

    TheJollyHop Sep 2, 2009 California

    Nothing. I'd tell him to take his craft beer and shove it. After all, what's the point. It's not like the beer would be enjoyable in a holding cell waiting for death...
     
  13. Zimbo

    Zimbo Aug 7, 2010 United Kingdom (Scotland)

    Dang it, you bet me to it. If I'm not celebrating and/or in a positive state of mhnd I don't touch alcoholic products of any type.
     
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  14. antilite

    antilite Jan 1, 2012 Florida

    Something in a 750ml so I cover myself in stinkin' pee when they throw the switch.
     
  15. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    Same here, except I would go with the giant double bastard.
     
  16. LiquidDegenerate

    LiquidDegenerate Nov 22, 2011 Florida
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    Sink the Bismark... and funnel it.
     
  17. dvmin98

    dvmin98 Nov 1, 2010 North Carolina
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    Utopias for sure
     
  18. marquis

    marquis Nov 20, 2005 United Kingdom (England)

    Actually, there are some beers I've had which would have made my impending doom seem more acceptable :)
     
  19. godlessape

    godlessape Dec 12, 2010 Georgia

    Bells Two Hearted in a extremely large mug.
     
  20. jacobalindsey

    jacobalindsey Apr 13, 2011 Texas

    The Abyss.
     
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  21. Reinbeck11

    Reinbeck11 Aug 15, 2012 Iowa

    Olympia so I won't regret that it is my last one.
     
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  22. pearljam118

    pearljam118 Jul 5, 2008 Pennsylvania

    A gallon of fresh Hopslam
     
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  23. danedelman

    danedelman Apr 3, 2011 Pennsylvania

    La Fin Du Monde of course. Makes sense, doesn't it??
     
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  24. 19etz55

    19etz55 Aug 12, 2007 New Jersey

    DEAD GUY ALE :)(
     
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  25. Jazzwalker

    Jazzwalker Apr 2, 2012 New Jersey
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    Very nice replies, great answers with some mighty fine brews. The funny thing is, my very first craft beer was Samuel Adams "Winter Lager" (1998 I believe). I was sitting in a deli and ordering myself a grilled Ruben. A very good friend of mine ordered a Sam Adams Winter Lager. I looked at it and remember saying "Damn, that looks good". I ordered one for myself and was blown away by the aroma and taste. Since then, I had made it a point to get some every year. Some years were better then others, but it was still a fine beer. I'm torn between it and say a Brooklyn Brewery "Black Ops" It's a good thing I'm not on death row. :)
     
  26. Number45forever

    Number45forever Jan 6, 2012 Vermont
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    A couple bottles of Rare Bourbon County along with about three hours to enjoy them before the deed is done.
     
  27. jsm1289

    jsm1289 Mar 11, 2011 New York
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    gotta go with KBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  28. Lordquackingstic

    Lordquackingstic Jun 14, 2011 New York
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    You guys all lose, the correct answer is DFH Immort Ale. Despite what the label says, it in fact makes you immune to execution.
     
  29. afrokaze

    afrokaze Jun 12, 2009 Arizona
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  30. 19etz55

    19etz55 Aug 12, 2007 New Jersey

    MAYBE GET SOME OF THE SAME ANSWERS, but what if you could drink only one kind of beer the rest of your life. Probably be an IPA for me. Maybe Southern Tier Unearthly IPA, or Firestone Union Jack IPA, or Great Divide Rumble IPA, or Sam Adams 3rd Voyage, or Sammy Latitude 48?! If a Barleywine though may go with Yards Old Bartholomew. What might you like?
     
  31. VncentLIFE

    VncentLIFE Feb 16, 2011 North Carolina
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    Blabaer. The state can cover the cost of finding it, paying for it, and shipping it here.

    Or I would take a flight of 375 bottles of FouFoune, Mamouche, Blabaer, and St. Lamvinus.
     
  32. Jazzwalker

    Jazzwalker Apr 2, 2012 New Jersey
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    DFH Immort Ale is another very good brew! Haven't had it for a long time though. I think its been hiding out in Milton DE. :)
     
  33. Wreckoncile

    Wreckoncile Jul 19, 2011 California

    As a homebrewer, I think my last drink would be some sweet tasty cell made pruno.
     
  34. UMNbeerhunter

    UMNbeerhunter Oct 21, 2010 Minnesota

    Surly Abrasive, Deschutes Abyss, or Fulton War and Peace.
     
  35. ChanChan

    ChanChan Dec 12, 2009 California
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    Would there be appropriate glassware?
     
  36. tolar111

    tolar111 Aug 17, 2008 New York

    I'm thinking an IV would be in order, in my case it would be SNPA
    Though I'd go out the way Aldous Huxley did with the SNPA as a chaser
     
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  37. 19etz55

    19etz55 Aug 12, 2007 New Jersey

    A keg of Yards Old Bartholomew Barleywine.
     
  38. Brunite

    Brunite Sep 21, 2009 Illinois

    My best answer: 4 cases of BCBS 2012

    I would then mention to everyone that it looks like I ordered more beer than I could drink in one sitting. I would then threaten to bath in the remaining bottles unless all parties present joined me in some. I would then take 2 for myself and offer everyone else present: Warden, guards, media, etc... 2 bottles each. Then while toasting everyone I ever met in my life (while pretending to drink my sips).....I'd get us through those 2 bottles. Then while everyone in the place drank their 2 and got plastered......I'd slip out the back door and take my unopened bottle to Mexico with me.

    Adios & Cheers!
     
  39. 30-06pack

    30-06pack Jul 26, 2012 Pennsylvania

    Felony IPA - Prism Brewing Company. Not only is it a good beer, but I coudn't resist the name.
     
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