Last beer of your life

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Tebuken, Jul 6, 2012.

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  1. kwiley03

    kwiley03 Initiate (0) Aug 3, 2009 Massachusetts

    Cisco Pechish Woods
  2. Drucifer

    Drucifer Devotee (453) Apr 16, 2012 Illinois
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    Vanilla Dark Lord for sure, so good.
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  3. nrs207

    nrs207 Defender (687) Sep 8, 2011 Pennsylvania
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    That's too tough. Heady Topper, but then again maybe something to really fuck you up like a 16 ounce glass of Chocolate Rain, but that really wouldn't get you drunk, so I think it's gotta be Heady.
  4. slim2043

    slim2043 Initiate (0) Jul 23, 2012 Connecticut

    Whatever is #1 on BA that day. Will orchestrate a trade for a well-used jumpsuit a few books signed by a dead man and some random wallet-sized photos of people you have never seen before. :wink:
  5. HarrySTruman

    HarrySTruman Initiate (0) May 16, 2012 Michigan

    Devil Dancer seems apropos
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  6. gshak

    gshak Zealot (510) Feb 20, 2011 Texas

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  7. thecraftculture

    thecraftculture Initiate (0) Nov 28, 2012 Florida
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    I like this one.
  8. Bitterbill

    Bitterbill Poo-Bah (5,082) Sep 14, 2002 Wyoming
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    What would I be on death row for? Killing a Growler of some very good beer?:rolling_eyes:
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  9. endovelico

    endovelico Initiate (0) Jul 25, 2008 Portugal

    Whichever is the Highest ABV Brewdog beer, at the time.
  10. BeastLU

    BeastLU Disciple (326) Dec 20, 2012 Virginia

    I was in a Whole Foods today and saw a full 3 case display of this for 12.99/bottle. I bet thier beer buyer wanted to be on death row thinking of how long he is going to be sitting on it
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  11. MN_Beerticker

    MN_Beerticker Initiate (0) Jul 10, 2012 Minnesota

    Sam Adams Utopias with a bomb shot of Cyanide. It might be cheaper than the actual execution planned.
  12. Bitter_Echo

    Bitter_Echo Initiate (0) Apr 13, 2012 Michigan

    Easy. Hopslam. And not just because it's the season.
  13. tgchief

    tgchief Initiate (0) Nov 30, 2010 Iowa

    In a New York second.....Mornin' Delight.
  14. Jayeblue24

    Jayeblue24 Initiate (0) Apr 11, 2012 Idaho

    Marshall Zhukov :slight_smile:
  15. BierGartenok

    BierGartenok Initiate (0) Apr 4, 2009 Oklahoma

    Brandy Barrel Hunahpu
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  16. TheBeerAlmanac

    TheBeerAlmanac Savant (967) Mar 3, 2011 Kentucky
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    These threads get too long too fast. Any witty reply I have will be buried instantaneously so just know that I had a witty reply.
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  17. ferillo

    ferillo Devotee (488) Sep 12, 2009 Massachusetts
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    Death and Taxes. Somebody's taxes are paying for it.
  18. Cenosillicaphobe

    Cenosillicaphobe Initiate (0) Jul 24, 2011 Maine

    My choice doesn't exist yet...but it will be brewed with the tears of a baby unicorn and aged in a barrel constructed of wood from the cross on which Christ was crucified...then...of course...bottle conditioned with Brettanomyces.
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  19. Sam_Frank

    Sam_Frank Initiate (0) Nov 29, 2012 California

    nice profile pic
  20. Brestel

    Brestel Initiate (124) Mar 15, 2006 Nebraska

    Easy, Robert the Bruce, but they would have to deliver to Nebraska.
  21. Lipsntoes

    Lipsntoes Initiate (0) Jul 15, 2012 Ohio

    I'd ask for a HopslamSucks.
  22. scud

    scud Aspirant (200) Sep 22, 2010 Indiana
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    As long as it goes smoothly, unlike what happens in Law Abiding Citizen, I wouldn't care about ABV but it sure wouldn't hurt to have a nice, fresh, draft of FFF Dreadnaught
  23. Impfan

    Impfan Disciple (335) Dec 31, 2009 Washington

    Fremont Bourbon Abominable 2012.
  24. CityofBals

    CityofBals Initiate (0) Sep 12, 2012 Illinois

    16 oz of batch 1 Iris.
  25. mikecharley

    mikecharley Devotee (401) Nov 6, 2008 Pennsylvania
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    Either Fou Foune or BCBCS. Fou if Im in the mood for some sour goodness, or BCBCS if I want a coffee buzz and to be a little drunk when I go out.
  26. Beer-A-Lot

    Beer-A-Lot Defender (667) Oct 4, 2012 Virginia

    If you said "Dogfish 120 Minute," you think they'd change their minds?
  27. PorterLambic

    PorterLambic Poo-Bah (2,417) Nov 26, 2003 Florida

    Wish I could find it for that price! $25 in FL (IF you can find it!). That's breakfast in a bottle right there and a great choice pre-zap. Duchesse du Borgogne, Westvleteren 8 or 12 and Cigar City's Dirac would be on the short list, too.
    If it's one I haven't had yet, either Pliny, any Dark Lord, KBS, CBS or Maple Bacon Coffee Porter.
    Hell, anything in a bomber would be good, I could share with the guard then beat him with the empty!!!
  28. Brunite

    Brunite Initiate (0) Sep 21, 2009 Illinois

    Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple.

    Then I would drink it real fast......get sick as a dog..............vomit all over.......they would then have to send me to the infirmary (thanks to all you liberals who lobby for prisoner rights!!).

    While in bed, I'd have time to plan my escape while procuring various sharp medical instruments to secure my escape. After said escape; I'd shower in the nearest stream (ala Shawshank), bum some clothes off a well-dressed homeless guy and make haste to the nearest bar for some Hopslam on tap.

    Yep.....sounds like a plan!
  29. craftbrew502

    craftbrew502 Initiate (0) Feb 2, 2012 Kentucky

    Founders Canadian Breakfast stout, while they inject KBS into my other arm, as I snort Hopslam
  30. dbfp210

    dbfp210 Initiate (0) Jun 27, 2012 Pennsylvania

    Yuengling. A nice cold Yuengling.
  31. MarioM

    MarioM Zealot (514) Sep 13, 2009 California

  32. DamianX13

    DamianX13 Initiate (165) Sep 18, 2012 Texas
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    For sentimental reasons.
  33. ABisonEgo

    ABisonEgo Initiate (0) Jan 31, 2012 Illinois

    a 16 ounce glass of choc rain wouldnt get you drunk? thats like 18% abv vs 8% that heady is?
  34. cyrushire

    cyrushire Crusader (728) May 25, 2012 Florida
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    Hel & Verdoemenis or Moat Water
  35. Schwantz

    Schwantz Initiate (0) Dec 16, 2012 Florida

    Rare. Lock & load bitches.. I'm slamming this thing
  36. BHWood

    BHWood Initiate (0) Jan 11, 2013

    How about a Dogfish Head Black and Tan... 120 and World Wide Stout.
  37. Skunkdrool

    Skunkdrool Devotee (444) Jul 31, 2010 California
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    2009 Parabola
  38. BigGene

    BigGene Initiate (0) Oct 30, 2010 Florida

    Right now, i think it wold have to be White Chocolate, had it a few weeks ago only got about 5 oz. but was willing to sell my soul to get more.
  39. Reagan1984

    Reagan1984 Poo-Bah (2,161) May 15, 2008 Massachusetts
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    I'd figure out a way to cheat if it was my last beer ever..

    First this.....

    Then this one at it's peak. (couple years ago

  40. Malty_Matty

    Malty_Matty Initiate (0) Dec 31, 2012 Indiana
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    The bruery, black Tuesday or CBS.
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