LNBA Secret Santa BIF - Hints & Hauls Thread

My target lives

 

My target breathes and has a pulse.

 

My target is getting a beer I named after him and I brewed for him. It is my avatar. Although he never comes to the forum to know. I is freakin' delishous too. My "BCBS" attempt.

 

My target often wears pants... sometimes shorts.

 

Here is a picture of my target:

 

Your target has really hairy hands

 

my target is gonna get hit...

...unless i miss.

 

My target will be receiving a can of quarters and an apology letter.

 

If I am your target I expect many cans of Abrasive!!! Period!!

 

I'm pretty sure my target knows he's being targeted. Shit! I've said too much...

 

My target is a show-off... (it's awfully difficult to pack a beer package for a show-off).

 

My target will be receiving a certain BA version of a certain beer that was brewed for a certain brewery's 9,000 batch of beer.

 

My target will be receiving some beer from a brewery outside their distro, which is notorious for 2 things: burning down and waxing bottles. Come to think of it one of their red-waxed bottles may or may not be included as well.

 

Besides Chicago BAs, I'm still clueless as to ruling the rest of you out to guess who has me. I'm pumped for this mystery box

 

fingers are now crossed!!!

 

Yeah, I head ya. It seems like such a daunting task to go though all the threads and figure this out.

 

my target will be receiving a box o wants.