Martin House Brewing Co. to release Ninja Turtle Pizza Beer

Discussion in 'Southwest' started by Beer_Stan, Feb 13, 2020.

  1. Beer_Stan

    Beer_Stan Initiate (142) Mar 15, 2014 California
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  2. beertunes

    beertunes Poo-Bah (6,927) Sep 24, 2007 Liechtenstein
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    Can't come up with the names right now, but there's been a couple other pizza beers released in the past.
     
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  3. Beer_Stan

    Beer_Stan Initiate (142) Mar 15, 2014 California
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    With a cheese and pepperoni rimmer?
     
  4. beertunes

    beertunes Poo-Bah (6,927) Sep 24, 2007 Liechtenstein
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    No, in the boil. one used pizza ingredients, and another threw in whole pies.
     
  5. Beer_Stan

    Beer_Stan Initiate (142) Mar 15, 2014 California
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    Oh man...
     
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  6. beertunes

    beertunes Poo-Bah (6,927) Sep 24, 2007 Liechtenstein
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    Seems to be the general consensus.
     
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  7. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Meyvn (1,386) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    That beer looks like shit.
     
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  8. unlikelyspiderperson

    unlikelyspiderperson Meyvn (1,167) Mar 12, 2013 California
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  9. Steve_Studnuts

    Steve_Studnuts Disciple (369) Apr 21, 2015 Pennsylvania

    1000x this. :nauseated_face:
     
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  10. Giantspace

    Giantspace Crusader (762) Dec 22, 2011 Pennsylvania

    Looks like someone got sick after drinking too much and eating pizza, pass.

    Enjoy
     
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  11. Beer_Stan

    Beer_Stan Initiate (142) Mar 15, 2014 California
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    My sentiments exactly. I know I've touted a "try anything" demeanor in a lot of other threads that harp on experimental brews with odd ingredients but this...I didnt even know I had a line to cross until this moment.
     
  12. honkey

    honkey Zealot (579) Aug 28, 2010 Arizona
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    It’s not supposed to look (or taste) good. It’s supposed to get attention. Mission accomplished. Hopefully people see this for what it is and stay away from it to teach them a lesson.
     
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  13. jesskidden

    jesskidden Poo-Bah (1,944) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey
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    "Red Baron Deep Dish Pizza" ? A frozen pizza from a Minnesota company owned by a South Korean conglomerate?

    Ahhh... the way I read the current definition of "Craft Pizza Beer" from the CPBA (Craft Pizza Brewers Association), that ain't no craft pizza beer.
     
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  14. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Meyvn (1,386) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    The red barons barrel output too high?
     
  15. jesskidden

    jesskidden Poo-Bah (1,944) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey
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    Well, there is that but also because .... "More than 25 percent of the pizza beer brewery is owned or controlled (or equivalent economic interest) by a pizza alcohol industry member that is not itself a pizza beer brewer."
     
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  16. meefmoff

    meefmoff Devotee (439) Jul 6, 2014 Massachusetts
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    Let's just be happy that it's (we can only hope) not actually flavored with turtles.
     
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  17. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Defender (620) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana

  18. kreg02

    kreg02 Disciple (360) Nov 19, 2012 Illinois
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  19. ScaryEd

    ScaryEd Poo-Bah (2,369) Feb 19, 2012 New Hampshire
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    What, and I cannot stress this next part enough, the fuck.
     
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  20. tzieser

    tzieser Meyvn (1,111) Nov 21, 2006 New Jersey
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  21. Barettes

    Barettes Aspirant (259) Aug 4, 2019 Washington
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    Some ideas are best not acted upon
     
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  22. mambossa

    mambossa Devotee (403) Jun 30, 2015 Ohio
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    Fat Head’s collaborated with two other Cleveland breweries on a pizza beer a while ago with oregano, tomatoes, and somethin else. I think it was called Pizzasaurus Rex. It was actually really good. Tasted like those pizza flavored Combos.

    It was the same type of good as a grodziskie, which to me taste like fire roasted hot dogs
     
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  23. johnjohnbeer

    johnjohnbeer Initiate (160) Oct 27, 2012 Ohio

    Evil Twin Big Ass Money Stout is brewed with pizza in the boil.
     
  24. meefmoff

    meefmoff Devotee (439) Jul 6, 2014 Massachusetts
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    Now that you mention it I suppose it's not so outrageous to nudge a Michelada-esque beer towards pizza flavors. Still a hard pass on the cheese rim though....
     
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  25. donspublic

    donspublic Poo-Bah (1,799) Aug 4, 2014 Texas
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    I look at their beers weekly here on the shelf and just shake my head. Check out their beer listings and see the variety that they crank out
     
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  26. distantmantra

    distantmantra Meyvn (1,072) May 23, 2011 Washington
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    Fremont did one years ago. Was weird but not horrible.
     
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  27. Beer_Stan

    Beer_Stan Initiate (142) Mar 15, 2014 California
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    It's not the pizza flavoring per se thats got my stomach roiling, its that damned cheese and pepperoni rimmer they are possibly serving it with. (I pray to and invoke the Goddess of Fermentation Ninkasi it's just a photo op and not how they intend to actually serve the beer)
     
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