No One Wants to See A BA Naked Hints/Hauls

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by biglobo8971, May 22, 2012.

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  1. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Devotee (447) Apr 30, 2010 Minnesota
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    I love foreplay!
     
  2. biglobo8971

    biglobo8971 Devotee (480) May 6, 2010 Minnesota
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    you eat hoho's, haha.
     
  3. glitchedmind

    glitchedmind Initiate (0) May 8, 2012 California

    how else do you explain me being 5'1" and wearing an XL? :wink:
     
  4. WitteBanter

    WitteBanter Initiate (0) Nov 9, 2011 Massachusetts

    Maybe you're just big boned?
     
  5. glitchedmind

    glitchedmind Initiate (0) May 8, 2012 California

    Yes. Big boned. That's exactly it.
     
  6. funkyaudio

    funkyaudio Disciple (349) Feb 14, 2009 Illinois
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    Hint #1 my target is east of me
     
  7. FishPondManager

    FishPondManager Aspirant (235) Feb 28, 2012 Colorado
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    What about zj's?
     
  8. Sender

    Sender Initiate (0) Sep 19, 2010 Minnesota

    If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
     
  9. glitchedmind

    glitchedmind Initiate (0) May 8, 2012 California

    that all depends on the year and engine size. If youre talking about the 1998 model with the 5.9...well, hope you carry an AMEX black.
     
  10. LostTraveler

    LostTraveler Initiate (0) Oct 28, 2011 Maine

    Going west- ofcourse everything is kinda west in one way or another from Maine.
     
  11. WitteBanter

    WitteBanter Initiate (0) Nov 9, 2011 Massachusetts

    So Lostraveler, we can assume you don't have me....ok, 19 or so to go. I feel like I'm playing Clue.
     
  12. Sender

    Sender Initiate (0) Sep 19, 2010 Minnesota

    My target wears a larger t-shirt size than I do.
     
  13. WitteBanter

    WitteBanter Initiate (0) Nov 9, 2011 Massachusetts

    Ok, down to 18.

    My target also wears a larger t-shirt than I do.

    I'm quite impressed by how geographically diverse this BIF is- nicely done!
     
  14. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Devotee (447) Apr 30, 2010 Minnesota
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    I think most of us do, Josh! :wink:
     
  15. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Devotee (447) Apr 30, 2010 Minnesota
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    Aside from the Christmas morning-esque feeling when the box arrives, giving and deciphering hints is what makes BIFs so much fun.
     
  16. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Devotee (447) Apr 30, 2010 Minnesota
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    Hint #2: My target should have no worries about going naked (unless he spends all his money on beer). The following stores are within 25 miles of his shipping address:

    Aeropostale
    PacSun
    Zumiez
    Macy's
    JC Penney
    Foot Locker
     
  17. Hophead101

    Hophead101 Zealot (531) Feb 7, 2007 Pennsylvania

    my target will have no idea what hit him!! or maybe he will. hmmmm.
     
  18. WitteBanter

    WitteBanter Initiate (0) Nov 9, 2011 Massachusetts

    Is anyone ready to ship now or is everyone waiting to pick something up?
     
  19. BigGene

    BigGene Initiate (0) Oct 30, 2010 Florida

    I am waiting to pick some stuff up this weekend from CCB (Growler) and they have some brewery only stuff available this week. Excited to say the least. (Wife isnt to excited to see my wallet splayed open those).
     
  20. sliverX

    sliverX Initiate (0) Oct 5, 2007 S. Georgia & S. Sandwich Isls.

    I could ship Monday if I found the right swag, but I'm gonna wait.
     
  21. LostTraveler

    LostTraveler Initiate (0) Oct 28, 2011 Maine

    Heading to Boston for ACBF next weekend and hoping to get some stuff then for my box.
     
  22. LostTraveler

    LostTraveler Initiate (0) Oct 28, 2011 Maine

    I think you are the only one who isnt atleast some what west from me
     
  23. glitchedmind

    glitchedmind Initiate (0) May 8, 2012 California

    I could probably ship Monday or Tuesday. Just need swag, growler, and fulfilling part of my noob provision.
     
  24. markasparov

    markasparov Disciple (304) Mar 2, 2007 District of Columbia
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    I'd never even heard of Zumiez until this post. A Google search reveals one within 25 miles of my shipping address, though. Hmmm...
     
  25. WitteBanter

    WitteBanter Initiate (0) Nov 9, 2011 Massachusetts

    Aeropostale, PAC Sun, ad Foot Locker- if you're target is shopping at these 3 alone, I'd check his ID.
     
  26. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Devotee (447) Apr 30, 2010 Minnesota
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    I would be if I had the $ to pick up a growler and swag today.
     
  27. BigGene

    BigGene Initiate (0) Oct 30, 2010 Florida

    All of these are close to me, However, I dont believe i could find a shirt at any of them that would fit.

    oh wait JC Penny has a Fat Man section
     
  28. StarRaptor

    StarRaptor Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2010 California

    Hint 5: according to a distribution spreadsheet this BA has better access to 21st Amendment then I have in SoCal
     
  29. WitteBanter

    WitteBanter Initiate (0) Nov 9, 2011 Massachusetts

    All of these are close to me, However, I dont believe i could find a shirt at any of them that would fit.

    oh wait JC Penny has a Fat Man section



    You have to skip ahead to the second minute, but this is what I think of whenever I hear big and tall.
     
  30. ggfunk

    ggfunk Initiate (64) Mar 29, 2010 Oregon

    Hint #1 I will be shipping in an easterly direction.
     
  31. baconsausage

    baconsausage Initiate (0) Jun 28, 2010 Vermont

    box is gonna hit the road on monday. will pick up a growler at a birthday party this weekend that is a want.
     
  32. glitchedmind

    glitchedmind Initiate (0) May 8, 2012 California

    Judging by your foreplay and the fact we share the same name, I think I'm your target. It's kismet.

    Hint #3
    Some west coast goodies will be headed south of Canada, north of Florida, and east of Texas.
     
  33. biglobo8971

    biglobo8971 Devotee (480) May 6, 2010 Minnesota
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    when the BIF was starting to shape up I was pretty impressed with the geographic diversity. Even with 4 from MN, we are still covering the US. I was going to give one my targets wants to someone I am in another BIF in, but I decided to pull it out and save it for him. Mine will go out in 2 weeks. I just need to find a Buffalo Sabres shirt in pink.
     
  34. WitteBanter

    WitteBanter Initiate (0) Nov 9, 2011 Massachusetts

    We share the same name?
     
  35. glitchedmind

    glitchedmind Initiate (0) May 8, 2012 California

    Oops. Just kidding. My publik edukashin didn't teach me too well. Sender has the same name, I misread the quoted text up above.
    There goes the kismet.
     
  36. WitteBanter

    WitteBanter Initiate (0) Nov 9, 2011 Massachusetts

    I have always wanted to meet a male Kelly- and was wondering how you knew my name?
     
  37. baconsausage

    baconsausage Initiate (0) Jun 28, 2010 Vermont

    I was thinking you were his target, and that was a blatant hint.
     
  38. glitchedmind

    glitchedmind Initiate (0) May 8, 2012 California

    Maybe he is, maybe he isn't? Only I will know until the box is opened.
     
  39. WitteBanter

    WitteBanter Initiate (0) Nov 9, 2011 Massachusetts

    Um, isn't that supposed to be my line? As in "maybe you're my target, maybe you're not?"
     
  40. glitchedmind

    glitchedmind Initiate (0) May 8, 2012 California

    I'm not greedy, we can share it. :slight_smile:
     
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