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On Tap Liquid Beer Enhancer

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Jason, Jun 7, 2013.

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  1. cubbyswans

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    wtf is wrong with this picture? 1250 of these at that price comes out to $499.00 per bottle. No thanks.
     
  2. otispdriftwood

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    What makes you think that's not next if the first two take off?
     
  3. otispdriftwood

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    Do they last a really long time?
     
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    or a 12pack for 10.99-11.99
     
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    I'm just saying it's a strange entry point to the market. They're kind of doing the whole "dip the toe" thing, rather than identifying a market that they think will buy this and going after them. Coming from a background in marketing, it's bad strategy and that kind of approach will often doom you to failure.
     
  6. JohnSnowNW

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    Is this not some sort of gag gift? Ya know, give it to your BMC drinking dad for Father's Day. Sort of a way to shame him?

    That's the only way I could understand this product...
     
  7. otispdriftwood

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    I like your thinking but... in your example you'll only have 12 SNPAs as opposed to 20 Buds for an extra $1.99.
    I can buy 12 packs of SNPA for $14.99 each - $29.98 for the case. A case of Bud at the same price point you show [$0.65 a can] is $15.60. Add $4.99 for the enhancer = $20.59 for the case of fake SNPA.

    Guess what - I'll still spend the extra $9.39 for the SNPA.
     
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  8. otispdriftwood

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    Apparently the makers of this product either have no idea what their market is, have plenty of cash to burn, or were just sitting around a table one day thinking if we make something completely different, people will buy it. It's not like it hasn't happened before - ending with success or failure.
     
  9. loafinaround

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    hahaha, murse.

    That would be liquid civit coffee beer..... from weasel anus extract ;)

    That shit would really reduce my shipping charges, for sure.
    (she says as she completes a trade for barrel-aged beer geek weasel :rolleyes:)
     
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    I'm curious about the "Always dilute in a glass of beer" disclaimer. Maybe this pure hop extract for when you need that fix. Kind of like the crack of hops?
     
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    Rookie mistake.
    # ordered was actually 125000
     
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  12. Pahn

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    so what the fuck is it anyway?
     
  13. cubbyswans

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    that's what i was trying to figure out. it would help if they would say what it is. A hop extract? Some flavored sugar water? Snake Oil?
     
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    Where? PLEASE link me...I need to rain hellfire.
     
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    "Hey bro, this macro lager sucks. Got any American Ales instead?"
     
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    Not that I plan on buying, but I wish they included a better description of the flavor it imparts. Which just further proves that this product is not aimed at the BA crowd.

    To play a bit of devil's advocate, who would be interested in a pure hop extract that you could add to your beer? If it was decent quality and actually added a nice hop flavor, I can't say that I wouldn't give it a try at least once. Though a product like that would probably not be very cheap.
     
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    This is ridiculous. I can't wait to see people at the local applebee's putting this stuff into their coors light. lol

    IDK if this makes me a hypocrite but the other day I "enhanced" an 8 Ball stout with a little bit of good bourbon to see if it would give it a bourbon barrel taste. I can say it was a success.
     
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    I'll spend the $4.99 if someone gives me a can off bud. There's no way I'm buy a full pack.
     
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    Dunno about that liquid enhancer, but the Dogfish Randall infuser is being used at World of Beer http://wobusa.com/ to add fresh hops to beers on tap. It basically dry hops before the pour, and it works well.
     
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    Reminds me of back in high school people tried dripping blueberry flavoring on weed and sell it as blueberry kush. Dumb.
     
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    More flavor is better, right?
     
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    The real question is can it work like Mio turning water into a passable NA beer?
     
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    So far, all of them. They are taking a beating on Facebook though. I encourage all BAs to give these assclowns the grief they deserve for faking out the already clueless.
     
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    Years ago, in support of family needs, I drank only the NA stuff for awhile. Gotta tell you that hop extract certainly helped the Sharps and O'Drools--didn't quite cover up all the burnt bean flavor, but I could stand it.

    Hmm, I see they're also going to have "cider, shandy, stout, and honey beer". Now I'm scared
     
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    $499 a bottle? Wow must be good!


     
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    What is American Ale? Didn't Bud name one of their beers that and it was a pale ale?
     
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    ok, you got me reminiscing of my pregnancy days. I gotta ask. where does one buy hop extract?
     
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    ROFL Now that is funny! I am still laughing.
     
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    The holy graal of beers!
     
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    I wonder if this will work if I pour it into some club soda.
     
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    I bought some. Will report back my results, or the details for my impending funeral.

    Remember me, friends.

    Dope
     
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    Used to get it at the homebrew shop, but that was in the late 90s. I just did a google search and found a small variety, though none looked like what I used before.
     
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    everyone should really keep this idea in the back of their minds if they have a health-related dry spell. You're a genius, dude!
     
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    Uh, just buy a good beer in the first place?
     
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    And to think that we all scoffed at the reinheitsgebot...
     
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    Wait... $623,750 for 1250...these are $499 a piece?!?!?
     
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    all I can say is if they make a BCBS extract I'd put that shit in everything
     
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    i dont want to drink on this planet anymore...
     
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