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Porch Destroyer BIF Hints and Hauls

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by EgadBananas, Mar 10, 2013.

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  1. MexicanSkittel

    MexicanSkittel Jun 14, 2010 California

    You killed it!
    I am super excited to go hunting again. I've got about 100oz set aside. My local ups store is gonna shit when I ship.
    Let's keep this rolling hard.

    Also is there a master list to see who all is involved? Could help research.
     
  2. Summer78

    Summer78 Jan 18, 2013 Illinois
    Beer Trader

    I like that I'm not the only one setting beer aside already. I have a solid 150+ earmarked, but that's due to change for freshness' sake.
     
  3. Andygirl

    Andygirl Jan 3, 2013 Michigan

    I've got things labeled "BIF DO NOT USE". Needed when the spouse drinks and 7 of his buddies come over for poker. You never know what might get opened, and then worse, not drank. :eek:
     
  4. duceswild

    duceswild Feb 8, 2010 Maryland
    Subscriber Beer Trader

    I've been putting items aside to, though would like to include some local IPAs that I hope will be available come my turn :)
     
  5. c64person

    c64person Mar 20, 2010 North Carolina
    Beer Trader

    Yeah that's my problem, I keep getting all the great IPA's right now but don't want to sit on them for months for this to play out, just going to have to find new tasty delicious ones when the time comes!
     
  6. JM03

    JM03 Nov 12, 2010 Ohio

    I'm going to buy some stock in FedEx. Their profits are going to skyrocket in result of this BIF.
     
  7. kmello69

    kmello69 Nov 27, 2011 Texas
    Beer Trader

    I have about 150-200 oz put aside already, but the list is subject to change at any time. Good times!
     
  8. DocBrewsky

    DocBrewsky Sep 28, 2010 California
    Beer Trader

    Anyone else dying for some hints?!
     
  9. wyatt13

    wyatt13 Feb 13, 2011 Illinois

    The more I think about it, the more I like Evan's idea of including a non-beer-related surprise in our boxes. Whether it's some locally roasted coffee, maple syrup, hot sauce, or whatever, I think it's an awesome touch!

    As for me, my lucky (?) target may be receiving a bottle of Jeppson's Malört :eek: . From the bottle: "During almost 60 years of American distribution, we found only 1 out of 49 men will drink Jeppson Malort. During the lifetime of our founder, Carl Jeppson was apt to say, 'My Malort is produced for that unique group of drinkers who disdain light flavor or neutral spirits.'"
     
  10. kmello69

    kmello69 Nov 27, 2011 Texas
    Beer Trader

    I had no idea what that was, and had to look it up. Don't know what to make of it when their own web site says "Don't worry, we wont spam you - drinking Jeppson's is punishment enough." :eek:
     
  11. TysonA

    TysonA Dec 12, 2010 Washington
    Beer Trader

    As the excitement continues another 75 oz got secured today...
     
  12. kmello69

    kmello69 Nov 27, 2011 Texas
    Beer Trader

    The waiting is the hardest part......
     
  13. ALitteral

    ALitteral Jun 11, 2012 Pennsylvania

    I have a couple vacations planned throughout the year so I'm hoping its my turn to ship directly after one of the trips... Philly distro plus either a haul from San Diego or Vermont depending on the time of year.
     
  14. HomeBrewed

    HomeBrewed Dec 10, 2006 Minnesota
    Beer Trader

    I have pretty much everything I need already...so anything I pick up (I travel all over the country for work) is a bonus my target will surely enjoy. :D
     
  15. wyatt13

    wyatt13 Feb 13, 2011 Illinois

    I am hoping to load up on some regional goodies in upcoming travels as well. Next week I'll be in Tampa for my Spring break before heading home to Wisconsin to spend Easter with my parents. A wheel of cheese may also have to be acquired...
     
  16. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Jan 12, 2011 Illinois
    Beer Trader

    I've got my potential target narrowed down to three, with the inital 150oz packed and ready. This regional snack thing im going to have to work on. : )
     
  17. c64person

    c64person Mar 20, 2010 North Carolina
    Beer Trader

    Oh, any hints yet?
     
  18. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Jan 12, 2011 Illinois
    Beer Trader

    Target has been picked.

    Hint #1: They have an avatar.
     
  19. JM03

    JM03 Nov 12, 2010 Ohio

    Yess!!
     
  20. imfrommichigan

    imfrommichigan Jul 12, 2012 Michigan
    Beer Trader

    After Egad's first box someone BETTER remind me when there's a version 2.0. I would love to fuck up someone's porch!
     
  21. kmello69

    kmello69 Nov 27, 2011 Texas
    Beer Trader

    I'm still in! :)
     
  22. TysonA

    TysonA Dec 12, 2010 Washington
    Beer Trader

    As my avatar would say "I am still alive"
     
  23. c64person

    c64person Mar 20, 2010 North Carolina
    Beer Trader

    Woohoo still in on this one!
     
  24. DocBrewsky

    DocBrewsky Sep 28, 2010 California
    Beer Trader

    Woohoo! I'm still in it!!

    A wheel of cheese?! Most excellent!
     
  25. c64person

    c64person Mar 20, 2010 North Carolina
    Beer Trader

    That would be the real porch destroyer right there, a giant box of beer AND a wheel of delicious cheese, my god man, its almost too much for my brain to handle right now!
     
  26. MexicanSkittel

    MexicanSkittel Jun 14, 2010 California

    I've got an avatar
     
  27. DocBrewsky

    DocBrewsky Sep 28, 2010 California
    Beer Trader

    If that cheese ends up on my porch, YOU Sir just earned yourself half of it!
     
  28. wyatt13

    wyatt13 Feb 13, 2011 Illinois

    Not only will I destroy someone's porch, but I may destroy their colon too!
     
  29. DocBrewsky

    DocBrewsky Sep 28, 2010 California
    Beer Trader

    Still dying for hints!

    "Are we there yet?! Are we there yet!? Are we here yeeeeet!?....."
     
  30. c64person

    c64person Mar 20, 2010 North Carolina
    Beer Trader

    Ahh, but having my colon destroyed for a week is a'ok when it comes to delicious cheese!
     
  31. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Jan 12, 2011 Illinois
    Beer Trader

    Hint #2: My target is a make member of the species.
     
  32. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Jan 12, 2011 Illinois
    Beer Trader

    Male*. Haha no more hints while drinking.
     
  33. c64person

    c64person Mar 20, 2010 North Carolina
    Beer Trader

    Wait a minute... aren't you the only female in this BIF?
     
  34. DocBrewsky

    DocBrewsky Sep 28, 2010 California
    Beer Trader

    I totally have a "Y" Chromosome! Haha
     
  35. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Jan 12, 2011 Illinois
    Beer Trader

    Nope, there's more than one female. And I need to keep my hints obscure until im closer to shipping.
     
  36. DocBrewsky

    DocBrewsky Sep 28, 2010 California
    Beer Trader

    Hmm fair enough...We'll be here...waiting until that time...
     
  37. Andygirl

    Andygirl Jan 3, 2013 Michigan

    No, she's not :) Who would think two girl BAs in one BIF?! Must be a record ;)
     
  38. MexicanSkittel

    MexicanSkittel Jun 14, 2010 California

    Question for all...?
    Dietary restrictions from anyone? Vegan? Vegitarian?
     
  39. lymph

    lymph May 10, 2010 California
    Beer Trader

    I am vegetarian, but by looking at your avatar, the odds of you shipping to me is close to nil. But for everyone else's info, I am veg, though if sent non-veg items, they will find a good home in he bellies of members of my tasting group.
     
  40. JM03

    JM03 Nov 12, 2010 Ohio

    I eat anything and everything.
     
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