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Discussion in 'Beer Trading Talk' started by UHCougar12, May 17, 2012.

  1. DavoleBomb

    DavoleBomb Poo-Bah (2,463) Mar 29, 2008 Pennsylvania
    Beer Trader

    OP, I can totally relate to what you went through. I bust up cans (and bottles) all the time, but I think it's mainly because I hired this guy:​


    to open my packages.​
     
  2. mdvatab

    mdvatab Zealot (574) Apr 5, 2006 Indiana

    The thread that keeps on giving...
     
  3. JohnB87

    JohnB87 Initiate (0) Mar 14, 2011 Michigan


    Remix! The beers are shooting me!
     
  4. DavoleBomb

    DavoleBomb Poo-Bah (2,463) Mar 29, 2008 Pennsylvania
    Beer Trader

    You wouldn't believe how many times he's saved my life from overly carbonationed corked beers.
     
  5. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Poo-Bah (11,760) Mar 18, 2010 California

    I just use painter's tape. Sticky enough to hold things together but easily removed from bubble wrap.
     
  6. RandomName7

    RandomName7 Initiate (0) Feb 22, 2012 Washington

    Part of me wants to trade with OP just so I can fill the whole box with cans and tape the shit out of em. Like packing tape, duct tape, etc. Go all out. Maybe even use a little bubble wrap for good measure.

    Then take bets on how many cans get slashed.
     
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  7. tewaris

    tewaris Initiate (0) Jul 14, 2009 Minnesota

    Then send replacements + extras.

    OP, if you're reading this, send your awesome trade partner (you got that correct) a thank you box that compels him to post here. Then kiss and all will be super duper awesome again!
     
  8. RandomName7

    RandomName7 Initiate (0) Feb 22, 2012 Washington

    With tongue...
     
  9. cmmcdonn

    cmmcdonn Initiate (0) Jun 21, 2009 Virginia


    And super glue the bubble wrap to the bottles... That'll teach him.
     
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  10. cavedave

    cavedave Poo-Bah (2,017) Mar 12, 2009 New York
    Beer Trader

    Sometimes sarcasm gets lost in its own ironic logic, and continues down a path that crosses the line into gibberish. I suggest that you crossed that line fairly early early in your post.
     
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  11. mdvatab

    mdvatab Zealot (574) Apr 5, 2006 Indiana

    Were you channelling a non-native English speaking troll?
     
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  12. jbck109

    jbck109 Aspirant (264) May 30, 2010 Michigan
    Beer Trader

    I have a question: How did you not know that it was a can? every time I have gotten a box with bottles and cans I noticed as soon as I picked it up Anyways, good to hear about a great new trader. I do, however, think that it was your issue not his, and in realizing your error, I would send him another box(if it were me).
     
  13. daysinthewake

    daysinthewake Initiate (0) Nov 13, 2010 California

    What bad trader threads were those? I must know!
     
  14. jeepinjeepin

    jeepinjeepin Initiate (0) May 20, 2012 North Carolina

    Agreed.

    Verbose? Yes.
     
  15. jegross2

    jegross2 Meyvn (1,210) Jan 3, 2010 Illinois
    Beer Trader

    bump 4 the lulz
     
  16. dbfp210

    dbfp210 Initiate (0) Jun 27, 2012 Pennsylvania

    I learned this lesson about knives and tape and bubble wrap a long time ago. I used to blindly stab every box and package I got. Until my mom got me a puppy. That was a disappointing Christmas.
     
  17. jegross2

    jegross2 Meyvn (1,210) Jan 3, 2010 Illinois
    Beer Trader

    Best post of the thread.
     
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  18. oldp0rt

    oldp0rt Initiate (0) Feb 24, 2011 Quebec (Canada)

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    Nope, no beer in here.
     
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