SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

Hey, I know this one!!

My Big Fat Greek Wedding?

 

I'm down to 13 and a few potentials

 

Hint #1: My most recent work trip to Boston put me significantly closer to one or more of my targets.
Hint #2: One or more of my targets did not list barleywine as a requested style.
Hint #3: Neither of my targets wears a XXL shirt.
Hint #4: I don't even know if I've BIF'd with my targets before. Is that helpful?
Hint #5: That's probably a lie, but I'm drinking cold medicine and barleywine. Maybe that eliminates someone. Whatever, fuck it. Can I take a nap now?
Hint #6: Not shipping to any of the Newbies.
Hint #7: I've never seen my targets throw up out of a moving vehicle on the way to Dark Lord Day.
Hint #8: My targets have never witnessed each other pinching a loaf. (yes, this "eliminates" targets)
Hint #9: My targets have never sent me a ninja box.
Hint #10: My targets are not the only participants in their state/s.
Hint #11: I've never visited my targets' states. (this can be checked against my "place" reviews)
Hint #12: I was going to fuck you up with Barrel Theory stuff, and you've somehow already had some. Stop fucking with my groove like that.
Hint #13: Doesn't look like my targets have been graced with the joy that is Wild Mind as yet. This will be remedied.

I'm shipping this week, so I'm going to drop some definitive clues. Shipping notifications will likely give me away tomorrow!

Hint #14:


Hint #15:

 

Definitely not me! I haven't been that small of a fella since I was about 15...

 

ummmm [email protected] is one of my emails...@vidblain are you one of my senders? Also, if so, you can still fuck me up with Barrel Theory stuff, it's delish.

 

Don't trust that guys ratings, he shits on some pretty amazing beers!

 

I will go with 6,480. Tie breaker of 8,228. Thanks for the chance!

 

I'll go with 4,152 with a tiebreaker of 14,960.

 

You may not be a target but don't you go thinking that makes your porch safe, buddy!

 

I ALWAYS include my specialty nuts!!

 

Hint #1 I am not shipping east.
Hint #2 I have shipped to target A less than 2 times, I have shipped to target B less than 14 times.
Hint #3 Target A you are going to require some work but I like that. Target B flat rate will not introduce the beers I want you to try.
Hint #4 I have more beer karma than one of my targets but less than the other.
Hint #5 I have never been to target A or target B's states before but I have been one state away from target A. I have also never been to target C's state which is a looooong way away from A and B.
Hint #6 I have never sent my targets a box of dick's
Hint #7 I have never slept under the same roof as my targets
Hint #8 I think it is time to mention that Hint #2 is a lie.
Hint #9 Not shipping South
Hint #10 One of my targets is upset after this weekends football games not sure about the other target??

 

If I cared about football, #10 would apply to me, for sure. It sounds like the Vikings really stunk up the field.

 

And I'm out.

 

I’ll try this again @y2kawakami , tie breaker should be 14,416 not 8,228. Sometimes I don’t math so good

 

Please feel free to send me any beers you think I have rated too low so I can try and adjust

 

Although I do wonder what beers are in question here lol

 

nice hit @CanConPhilly

 

The bourbon hint as a favorite spirit gave me hope I was still in. Gose being a favorite beer style definitely means I am out.

 

I was too lazy to research all the hints but damn, I may still be in,

 

Post office is open, and here's the damage that @CanConPhilly did. Every one of these beers are new to me.

L-R
Top Row
Tired Hands - Ramos Gin Fizz Milkshake IPA
Peach Milkshake IPA
Death Tripper
Other Half - Showers
Bottom Row - L-R
Tired Hands - Alien Church
Gatherer 2018
Punge
Other Half - Double Mosaic Daydream


I can't thank you enough for these beers, but, you do know, I'll have to return fire.