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Subject: Gang Bang Round 3 - Hints & Hauls

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by NJOssie, Nov 29, 2012.

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  1. NJOssie

    NJOssie Feb 28, 2012 New Jersey

    Ok everybody, targets have been sent out to all of the team captain’s, so please start messaging your teams (as if you hadn’t already), and begin your plan of attack. Here’s a reminder of the timeframe to work with:

    December: Organization, Shopping, and Planning
    January: Packing and Shipping (all boxes to be shipped by 31st)
    February: Gang Bangs

    Below are the box requirements, and the team captains have the rest of the pertinent information in their messages.:

    - 450-600 Ounces of Beer. Judge based on your targets head count, as it’s best if all can be drunk in one day/weekend.
    - Swag to cover every member of your Target Team. Sending Team can determine what swag will be.

    Please stick to the timelines as best as you can. All boxes MUST be out by January 31st, which should be plenty of time to get together and pack up.

    Let me know if you have any questions or concerns, and I’ll help as best as I am able! Please feel free to use the Captain’s Convo to discuss anything that may come up.
     
  2. Rempo

    Rempo Jan 18, 2010 Indiana

    Indy's target has not posted in this thread.
     
  3. MarkIntihar

    MarkIntihar Mar 17, 2010 Michigan

    I lol'd.
     
  4. ThirstyHerf

    ThirstyHerf Jun 17, 2010 Oklahoma

    Oklahoma will not be banging on the same coast.
     
  5. Shagtastic

    Shagtastic Jul 30, 2011 Indiana

    Oklahoma is on a coast?
     
  6. ThirstyHerf

    ThirstyHerf Jun 17, 2010 Oklahoma

    We get around...
     
  7. Greenplastic615

    Greenplastic615 Nov 4, 2008 Pennsylvania
    Beer Trader

    Edit: my hint might have been a little too good.

    So, here's my new hint: The city Philly is banging has an equal or greater amount of Super Bowl championships as the Eagles do.
     
  8. Penguin3200

    Penguin3200 Dec 28, 2008 Minnesota

    Minnesota is not banging in DC this time. We are trying to figure out Amtrak schedules and there policy for packing kegs......
     
  9. slaphappysnark

    slaphappysnark Mar 9, 2011 California

    The NorCal team is very excited about our target. They are to our east!
     
  10. libbey

    libbey May 18, 2008 British Indian Ocean Territory

    Target received.

    Hint I have personally banged at least one member from our target.

    There will be no spooning after this one.
     
  11. Penguin3200

    Penguin3200 Dec 28, 2008 Minnesota

    Oh and NJ can relax, as they won't be tasting the high hard one from MN this time either!
     
  12. martin123012

    martin123012 Aug 10, 2010 New Jersey

    I may or may not have a personal reason to blow up one of the members on my targets team.
     
  13. slaphappysnark

    slaphappysnark Mar 9, 2011 California

    At this point, whenever someone says anything like this in any BIF, I assume it's Kurtis.
     
  14. Shilt

    Shilt Dec 26, 2011 Virginia
    Beer Trader

    RVA will be shipping to a state where my girlfriend was born and raised. She won't be banging though...
     
  15. minnesotaryan

    minnesotaryan Dec 27, 2010 Minnesota

    we will be banging all kinds of strange, hope my wife don't mind.
     
  16. Lordkrystic

    Lordkrystic Jul 18, 2012 Washington

    I have never had any of Libbey's sloppy seconds.
     
  17. trxxpaxxs

    trxxpaxxs Mar 5, 2010 New York
    Beer Trader

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Kiniey01

    Kiniey01 Feb 3, 2007 Texas

    I have not had the pleasure of banging anyone from our target group yet.
     
  19. brendan4532

    brendan4532 Aug 11, 2011 Florida
    Beer Trader

    Team FL will be banging a team where famous musical talent comes from
     
  20. stupac2

    stupac2 Feb 22, 2011 California
    Beer Trader

    After a thorough review of our targets' wants, this is the Team California message to them:
    [​IMG]
    Yes I know I used this before, DEAL WITH IT.
     
  21. barleywinefiend

    barleywinefiend Nov 22, 2007 Washington

    I briefly resided in the state we're banging.
     
  22. berserk4886

    berserk4886 Oct 26, 2007 Wisconsin

    It's not often that Wisconsin gets invited to a gang bang, but we're putting all our weight behind it...until the eventual heart attack.
     
  23. trxxpaxxs

    trxxpaxxs Mar 5, 2010 New York
    Beer Trader

    Our target is in for a shit show. Team Buffalo had a tasting tonight and the plan has been laid. You think Buffalo can't throw down? Wrong.
     
  24. barleywinefiend

    barleywinefiend Nov 22, 2007 Washington

    Has not banged anyone from our target.
     
  25. mattisloco

    mattisloco Feb 13, 2007 Texas
    Beer Trader

    Lube... check!
    Udders... check!
    Sand & Gravel... Double check!

    To properly bang, one must be prepared! Team OK, we're shippin a box that'll have you ready and willing for hours of fun!
     
  26. laymansbeerfan

    laymansbeerfan May 29, 2011 Minnesota
    Beer Trader

    If you are referring to Prince (or whatever symbol is his preferred reference) I think I like this.
     
  27. berserk4886

    berserk4886 Oct 26, 2007 Wisconsin

    Just wait until one of the BAs gets drunk and take advantage of them. Always worked for me. Works for some guys...I hear
     
  28. NJOssie

    NJOssie Feb 28, 2012 New Jersey

    everyone please update your wants. It's for your own good. hahaha
     
  29. mike409

    mike409 Jan 25, 2012 Michigan
    Beer Trader

    Michigan will not be banging prince on the banks of lake minnontanka
     
  30. Penguin3200

    Penguin3200 Dec 28, 2008 Minnesota

    All of us in Minny did that once, and then partied in 1999. I myself prefer banging in a van down by the river.
     
  31. mike409

    mike409 Jan 25, 2012 Michigan
    Beer Trader

    Team Michigan will for sure be bringing some elves to bang our target with!
     
  32. Auror

    Auror Jan 1, 2010 Massachusetts
    Beer Trader

    Nobody from Boston has posted yet, so here goes. DYK that the guy in Old School that says he's here for the Gang Bang is the director of the movie?

    We'll be banging a team with a couple home-brewers from a state that is home to the best beer I've ever had at a beer festival.
     
  33. jjheinrichs

    jjheinrichs Apr 13, 2010 Wisconsin

    Team Milwaukee will be banging to the East. We'll make it hurt so good.
     
  34. mike409

    mike409 Jan 25, 2012 Michigan
    Beer Trader

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm john cougar meloncamp??
     
  35. mike409

    mike409 Jan 25, 2012 Michigan
    Beer Trader

    Team Detroit will be banging a team that is from a city with a current NBA team. balls deep baby
     
  36. Unclerudy

    Unclerudy Nov 7, 2010 Michigan
    Beer Trader

    Michigan will be banging a state that is 1.8% water.
     
  37. Unclerudy

    Unclerudy Nov 7, 2010 Michigan
    Beer Trader

    Just want to verify, that we are supposed to bang out a bunch of limited release beers, that people would give a left nut for one of them, let alone all of them? Because there is going to be a pile of nuts someone is going to be collecting for the beer that is being sent out by Detroit's team. Hopefully we get the return of the year, and no shitty shelf beer.
     
  38. twiggamortis420

    twiggamortis420 Jan 4, 2006 Texas

    Our bang boxes are going in the same general virginity as in a previous gang bang...
     
  39. MarkIntihar

    MarkIntihar Mar 17, 2010 Michigan

    I think the general idea of a BIF is that you are supposed to send a box that you would love to receive, and assume that others will do the same.
     
  40. NJOssie

    NJOssie Feb 28, 2012 New Jersey

    this... banging the hell out of the other team is encouraged but only limiteds is not a pre-req...
     
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