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Stuff and Things Brewery

 

What's in your poop again?

 

beat me to the punch... I really need a desk job instead of glancing at my phone every thirty seconds

 

I hope that there is no corn in POOP

 

right on - you wont be too far once you move back

 

My POOP contains no additives or adjuncts. It's all natural with a little Old Weller Antique Bourbon added to it for a kick.

When my POOP first enters your mouth, you may notice its a bit hot but that's because it's fresh. If you sit on my POOP for a few months, it actually cools down but doesn't lose that initial warmth as it rolls down your throat.

Once you let my POOP sit in your mouth for a few second, the warmth gives way to a very flavorful roastiness with some hints of chocolate. But what hits you the most is how thick it feels as it swishes around the inside of your mouth. Not too thick but thick enough to let you know it's sitting there ready to be swallowed.

 

if you barrel age your poop - call it Stool Sample - A special small batch of Rum Barrel Aged Poop

 

you beat me to that one!!

this page rivals 110.

edit: stuff and things.

 

stuff and things...

 

sheeit...that was my idea too.

 

Page 85 was a pretty good one. too.

Poop and stuff

 

Thinking about the Stuff and Things Brewery some more.

Initially I was thinking of brewing the Plain Old Ordinary Porter and the Double India Apricot Rye Raisin Habanero Elderberry Ale before the Blueberry And Lemon Lime Sour and Potentially Excellent Chocolate Kitkat Espresso Raspberry Stout. But then it hit me. If we brewed Plain Old Ordinary Porter and the Double India Apricot Rye Raisin Habanero Elderberry Ale first, don't we run the risk of infecting our Blueberry And Lemon Lime Sour and Potentially Excellent Chocolate Kitkat Espresso Raspberry Stout? I can't even begin to imagine what an infected Blueberry And Lemon Lime Sour and Potentially Excellent Chocolate Kitkat Espresso Raspberry Stout tastes like!

My suggestion is to carry on as planned and brew our Plain Old Ordinary Porter and the Double India Apricot Rye Raisin Habanero Elderberry Ale first but just ensure we handle our Blueberry And Lemon Lime Sour and Potentially Excellent Chocolate Kitkat Espresso Raspberry Stout with care.

 

Or we could just expand and open up that sour wing we've always dreamed...

 

Oh how quickly we forget the plain and simple Phenomenally Exceptional Eisbock. Keep in mind, this may also be poured on jellyfish stings...so many marketing angles can be taken with this one.

 

and I thought I had a lot of free time while at work.

Poop and stuff

 

No work for me today. Had to stay home and take care of my sick little guy. He slept most of the time which gave me plenty of time to come up with great ideas.

 

Ok, so everyone pitches some money in, then we do a Kickstarter, beer will happen, we become rich a famousish, maybe get sued, and more famouser. Its a plan, go!

poop and pee

 

But all AZ business still runs through @FremontBar

 

Speaking of which, got an e-mail the other day saying the Blackhole tits should be in the mail by the end of this week!!

doublestuff and things

 

Yes, I got that too, so excited to see them tittays!