SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Goddammit USA. I need a beer...

 

Congrats to @Marti403 on winning the Goal LIF. Send me your info and I'll put together the box.

 

^^^This

 

That was shit. How many chances did we get only to wiff....

 

My LIF box was shipped out today and shall arrive Thursday, with 1 day to spare before July 4th...'MERICA!!!

 

I guess it's an early happy fourth to me....




Wow wow wow @ufmj , you killed it bro!!!!!!

 

Mericas da worst

 

unpleasant surprise

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

A moment of silence for our fallen hero.

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Thank you and play ball!

Wait, wrong hobby

 

When I first saw this label, I thought the gap between his legs was just a torrent of shit blasting downwards.

 

Same.

 

This already made me sad...recycled pic!

 

As you can clearly see, @Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky, there were exactly four (4) bottles of beer in this box. #playingbytherules

 

Poor bastard is missing a hand too

 

I'm just assuming that the excess is from an unrelated box and that it's a case of:

 

With a stream like a pressure washer coming out of that anus, it could easily take off a hand!

 

Little supper porn for you guys tonight

 

Well I got a little porn for you fellers. Not sure who sent this box....came with a nice note as well. But it did not lead to any hints. Seeing as how it was all 'Merica related, I'll make sure to drink them on the fourth.

After a terrible day at work, coming how as in itself a relief. Then I come home to a box like this! Well look at who's day just got a little brighter. That's right, this guy! (Pointing to myself)

To whomever this was, thanks sir!

 

Big ol bomb from @ufmj that almost makes me look past his previous transgressions:

Fucking a, Westbrook gose is impeccable. Thanks for the loot! Cheers man!

 

Unpleasantest surprise.






of which I was reminded by this

If that tragedy somehow wins, send whatever it is to @UtisTheLaw.

 

Haha stole my picture. Nicely done!!

*sniffle* It was a lovely Everett. Smelled fantastic.

 

Wish I could find the picture of my broken red wax assassin. Still makes my heart sad

 

444th BIF Hints

1. I'm shipping to Biggie's home coast, not where he went back back to
2. I haven't traded with my target, but they live in the same state as someone I've traded with in this group
3. My target's avatar is (presumably) not of themself as it's not an image of a human
4. My box is on its way tomorrow and hopefully FedEx doesn't screw up my target's surprise
5. Ok #4 wasn't much of a hint, just a head's up. So real hint: My target has more fake beer worthiness points than me
6. My target should be receiving his box on Wednesday Thursday Wednesday (originally said Wednesday, then Thursday, now Wednesday again, I don't think FedEx even actually knows now) sorry local peoples

And since I probably (pending FedEx making up the G.D. mind) won't be able to post again before my box reaches my target...
7. My target, based solely on regional geography, is likely a fan of the Steelers. Or... maybe the Eagles (I've had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man). Or... I'll cover all my bases and guess they're a superfan of the Phil-Pitt Steagles
8. I'm not giving it away any more, you just have to wait and enjoy

 

Ok...great idea for a new LIF!

As a Browns fan I was f&/):&- pissed we passed on the best WR at the 4th pick and didn't go Offensive lineman with the end of the first round pick. Instead we got a DB (didn't like thirty veteran DBS become available after the f/@&$?!$& draft?) and this joke of a football prospect, Johnny Football! Aka Tebow without the Jesus! So pissed but whatever all the idiots out there want him to start over the veteran who has learned behind Tom Brady for YEARS! Morons!

Anyhow I saw this recently...idiot Johnny hanging out with Justin Beiber... http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11162771/johnny-manziel-cleveland-browns-parties-justin-bieber
As if it is not embarrassing enough to live in Cleveland, come on you punk ass bitch!

So here is the LIF....this jack off has the next three weeks off. Name the most celebrities he will be caught with between now and then.

Rules....
You get 5 guesses (must place guesses by July 6th)
You have to be an original swtfyw member or have sent me beer in the past or have run a LIF before and posted before this post!
Previous celebs like Drake and Gronk don't count!
Tie breaker will be the closest amount of completions in the preseason opener for Johnny Football. We play Detroit and I expect john to tuck and run 20 times...but your guess is as good as mine!

Oh what will you win? Beer of course!
A combo of the freshest northeast Ohio IPAs available plus I'll hit some wants plus im a solid dude so you will like the box!

Good luck all and if you guess Kanye West and get a point I'm going to send you a jar of my tears as well!

 

@jshusc this is the winner for part 2 right here. Pretty ridiculously amazing, I want to be disgusted but I'm more in awe than anything. I mean really, who the hell drinks that much milk?

 

Does Gronkowski count as a celebrity? I.e., are we including football players as well or just media darlings/douchebags?

 

Awesome---I just told Mike and it's the first time he's smiled/laughed this week.

 

Once @Kwaide posts the BiaB pr0n, I'll update the Distance LIF map. And then we'll be down to the last two, @jpsboom and @jdhowe

After I post the Distance LIF stuff, I'll begin taking official sign ups for Round 2.

 

It smelled awesome, but was definitely an unpleasant surprise. We're in the process of acquiring another one.

 

First casualty of Dicers Big Adventure. ... Terrapin White Chocolate Moo-Hoo. Mostly sad because I've never had it

 

what happened?

 

We have a POD and while putting a couch in the think it got hit. Opened the POD today to the smell of beer. 22 cases of beer packed in with the rest of our stuff. Hopefully it's the only casualty

 

JZ, Kanye, Lebron, Justin Timberlake, Ludacris, thanks!

 

The LeBron pick is a given...aren't they friends already. That's like calling retarded kid playing basketball for "Traveling or Double Dribble" (<== No! Not the old school NES game @TastyDelicousness)

It's bound to happen!

 

Holy shi..... dude, that's a lot of beer to be moving. Honestly I've drank down my cellar from around 40 or so bottles at the beginning of this year to now 6 bottles, when we move in two months I'm hoping to only have some whaelz left to pop once we get to our spot in Denver.

 

Sorry for the delay--I had a boatload of monthly TPS reports to take care of.
Thanks to @TheBeerAlmanac and @jshusc .
I could have taken Mike out for a drink, or given him a couple of beers and he would
have been like "thanks".
Instead, he is roaming the hallways telling everyone he sees "Jeff won me beer! You know
that picture of my roommates room? He posted that on line and someone is going to send
beer because of it. Can you believe that?"
We have about 12 people in the office right now, I've heard the same story outside my
office 4 times already.

 

you are really selling this made up story. i like it. well done .

 

Or to piggy back @RayOhioFelton idea, we can maybe do a "Elite 8" for the World Cup?...pick the Finals Matchup and the overall winner of the World Cup. Have some interesting teams left like Brazil, France, Argentina, Netherlands, Belgium etc. or if we had more Free Agents in the NBA pick the player and the team he'd sign with....

Just don't judge me boys, I'm spitballin' here trying to see what sticks!

 

I'll post a pic of him with the beer when it gets here.
By the way, no rush to ship as he's on vacation the next 2 weeks.