SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

fuzzy baby ducks

 

ayhhh whats w the unicorns

 

This is seriously the best thread on the internet. By far.

 

Thankfully there were rules to these pics. Your profile pic had me wagering you as the early favorite....

 

Everybody welcome the new guy. ;-)

 

Dave isn't new--been stalking for a longtime and was at the bottle share.

 

Dave is the reason you had Kane at DLD.

 

But he needs to experience the unicorn. Everyone needs to experience the unicorn.

 

Wife: Knock knock

Me: whos there

Wife: what the F are you doing in the shower - its taking forever

Me: Nothing - just hanging out playing around

Wife: (opens shade) what the F are you doing drinking a beer in the shower

Me: o its by Bells its an Indian Pale Ale called Two Hearted Ale and its YUMMY.....SEEEEEE..



Wife: You stupid idiot that beer sucks who wants to drink a beer with a dumb fish on it

Me: what did you say wench - you say that again I will gouge our your eyes and skull F you

Wife: I dare you - that beer sucks and i know you think the same - why are you secretly drinking in the shower anyways.... at least get a better beer

ME: F YOU DEVIL WOMAN - BE GONE (as i did what i threatened i would do)

.....
THE END

moral of the story - drink better beer in secret in the shower (this didnt really go down)

 

I'm going to assume it did. Bonus points.

 

hahaha my pose of bashing the bottle into her eye....kinda hard to get a good gorrilla looking face while doing a selfy. i also like to make my wife seem like a horrible monster (shes prob the smallest quietest person youd ever meet )

 

my wife and i laughed really hard at your dialogue.

 

hahaha yah i like to tell stories

 

that said, i am thrilled to stop picturing you as a fucking priest in a canoe, but rather a naked dude in the shower.

 

DUDE - thats just not any preist. Thats STEVIE from Eastbound and Down (although thats a clip from a different movie hes in)

 

i feel you. but i still was curious if you were still some ridiculously looking, goofy guy from a movie. now youre just a ridiculously looking, goofy guy not from a movie .

 

I feel so close to you guys right now. Can we form a wolfpack???

 

has anyone not posted their pic? i would love to hear some analysis.

 

I cruised through to see if anyone had done my selfie idea yet and realized I can't even begin to compete with you ridiculous sons of bitches! I was almost in tears over some of these!











So I went for Plan B:



I have a cardboard box already picked out.








PS: you may not masturbate to my wife's shoulder.

 

and im done .