SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

I gotta say....I have no $&%*ing clue who is sending to me. Either I've been bad at tracking(I have) or there are a lot of folks not giving clues(there are).

 

This...have only eliminated about 5-6 people so far. Still have 17 on my list...

Not shipping to you @phishbfm

 

hint 4/5?: i am not shipping to anyone i have shipped to before.

 

Been slacking on the hints.

Hint #1 - I am shipping to a state that attained statehood prior to 2014.
Hint #2 - FJGeGfCAGFHDHJGdGFCAGJGbCAGFHECAGcGBCAGBHACAGeGHGfGFGdGfGeGDCAGfHJCAGeGeGBCAHDGcGJGfHFCAGBHAGFGIHAHIHJGcHFGFCAGHGeGFCAGfGeHJCAGCGHHJGBGBCAeIGGCAGbGBCAGBGFHECAGBCAGeGeGBCAGbHEGfGFCAHFGfCAGBGFHEGCGJCAGBCe
Hint #3 - The language used for hint #2 is Creole Haitian. I then scrambled that, converted it to hexidecimal format, and then substituted numbers for letters.

Bottle Hint #1 - I am putting a bottle from a recent brewery release in your box.
Bottle Hint #2 - I am taking a trip on Wednesday to a highly respected brewery. Expect to see a couple bottles from that trip in your box.

 

are poop and/or (p)oopsy daisy considered brewery only releases?

 

Hint: my target's state has equal to or more letters in it than my own.

 

i agree 100%. last round there were hints referencing a dildo factory and strange sex laws. this round is crickets for most of us, myself included.

 

Don't speak too soon...I have a feeling that @lurpy1 is still fully breaking out of his shell.

Also, it was anal beads no...

I could be wrong

S&T

 

yeah, lurpy is a bit crazy.

 

Hint: Cockfighting was banned in my target's state before it was banned in mine.

 

Hint: Its illegal for a woman to be on top in my targets state.

 

Oh, come on. I am a humble 43 year old baseball coaching father of 3. I am everyman. You're the one from a state that elected a guy who had a nasty byproduct of ass-sex gone wrong named after him. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campaign_for_"santorum"_neologism

And I'm the crazy one?

But if it's on me to liven it up, so be it.

Hint #5: I am shipping to a state which is home to my hands down all time favorite News of the Weird article - of a man who killed his uncle while his uncle was having sex with a pit bull. I never did figure out if he killed his uncle in moral outrage or if he was just jealous - perhaps the pit bull had just dumped him.

 

Hint: A woman in my target's state may not cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

 

out...

 

Is there target in Iran?

 

The first cattle branding in the U.S. originated in Connecticut after laws required farmers to mark all of their pigs.

 

This may be me because i bitched at @Houser anyone wanna look into this

 

ok - a little self indulgence. so most of you have heard me bitch about all these exams ive been doing for work over the last 8 months......i passed my last one today! PARTY ON its no kid but its a huge milestone for me

 

Hint 1: sent to targets state
hint 2: targets here
hint 3: i have had a private bm conversation with my targi et
hint 4: im shipping west
Hint 5: im not shipping to @@Houser he thought maybe i was
Hint 6: im not shipping to @zekeman17

 

Congrats