SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Hint. My target is in a state I've never been too but sent several boxes to.

 

Bonus points for being first
Double bonus for involving a minor

Minus triple for a drain pour

 

i can do one tomorrow after work if you can extend one more day.

 

michigan!

 

Im willing to do that...

 

I have 6 different videos that I had intentions of editing...some of the descriptions were funny as shit, but I think I'm gonna post the simplified version.

 

I have to say, I didn't know what to expect, but that was pretty damn entertaining.

 

He'll have to be very careful with his hints from here on out...

I'm back home (for an extended bit) late this Friday. We'll see if it's coming to me!

 

Damn long day today so didn't get a chance to do spread out hints, so I'll throw a couple more in all at once. Hopefully my target isn't slow playing it and already knows who they are by getting a notification from FedEx. Stupid FedEx ruined a surprise box to another trader friend of mine...

Hint #1: my target is not in the New Glarus distribution region
Hint #2: My target is an active member on this thread. Quite active.
Hint #3: I haven't directly talked with my target (that I know of) in messages or threads or traded with, but I've admired many of their hauls
Hint #4: Surprisingly, according to online mapping, there's about a little over 400 different steps in the directions from me to my target if I walk, but over 550 if I were to bike… the more you know (imagine shooting star here)

Hint #5: My target has more wants than then number of beers I've rated
Hint #6: My target would have to travel through more than 1 but less than 10 states to get to mine from theirs and cross the Mason-Dixon line (sorry @IPAFan521 )
Hint #7: My target will be getting a 12 bottle shipper with a lot more than 12 bottles in it (ok ok not a hint but a warning)

 

I am going to get this video thing popping tomorrow morning, breakfast style.

Hint #∞; you will be getting a delicious can of Miller High Life in your box.

 

Hint#1 shipping East
Hint#2 target is on BA
Hint#3 target did NOT post a shower beer pic
Hint#4 target is still alive in the BIF in a box
Hint#5 currently at 243oz and counting. Hope said target is thirsty my friends...
Hint#6 this state has hosted bowling's US Open recently
Hint#7 target will receive 2 of my 3 Untappd check ins from tonight.(BuckTuckian for those interested)
Hint#8 target will receive an additional package in my box from another member of SWTFYW
Hint# 9 target will get the remaining 3 cans of the 4 pack of cans that was just released this week
Hint#10 Due to unforeseen circumstances Hint#8 is no longer valid.
Hint#11 Due to drunken circumstances/math, target will be receiving "more" oz's than previously calculated.
Hint#12 My state has 99 more counties but a B!%#$ ain't 1, channel your inner J-HOVA it is almost the same acronym.
Hint#13 The first time I visited this state I was nearly knee capped for trying to pump my own gas.

 

FedEx seems to be playing games with me. Initially the box was scheduled to land on Thursday, but it changed to Wednesday after it was picked up. However tracking hasn't been updated since it left CT. Hopefully it doesn't make an unexpected detour

 

You all need to change your avatars back, I don't know who anyone is! haha.

 

This was excellent! I particularly enjoyed that no words were ever spoken and the part where you deftly put down the wine key and then twist off the cap.

Also, it's weird how similarly to Oscar Wilde you look in real life (if you shaved your beard).

Kudos!

s&a
s&t

 

OBX????

 

OK, so be careful with how freaky you get with your elephant at a hotel. Got it.

 

I think that narrows it down to a few of us!

 

Hint 1: My target is an O.G. from when that acronym was shorter
Hint 2: I'm shipping
Hint 3: The box is not going south
Hint 4: My target likes IPAs(although I wouldn't call him a "fan") and I just found a couple that don't make it out of the state
Hint 5: My target has over 100 wants
Hint 6: My target is in the same time zone as I