SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Glad you liked it. I tried to hit as many wants as I could and other ones that I thought would be good and just kept packing and packing and finding little spaces and maybe deforming the packing box… Glad they all made it safely. Enjoy!

 

Okay points! (that don't really matter)
8 points for 8 beers
100 points for using breast milk
-500 points for not showing your wife supplying the breast milk
10000 for the fire beer
-30000 for talking about porcupines... because fuck porcupines
1000000 for swearing at your baby
1 point for the dog

Overall awesome!

 

I also was fortunate enough to get a sweet retaliation box from @sandman3479

Really looking forward to trying these. Thanks man!

 

Love the terrible accent 1000 points
Lost the mustache -200 points
Hearing you say cut -5
Using the word Negro - Donald Sterling Points
Hump Day reference +5000 points!

 

YES

 

Sad that only 3 of you decided to make videos I will leave this open until I wake up in the morning make my decision and then get the winners info!

I do have some pron to show as well!!

First from @Hoptimus-Prime

Foothills IPA of the Month (April) (New to me and a want!)
Duck-Rabbit Stout (Classic old beer that I love and haven't had in a long time)
Jai Alai (Nothing needs to be said)
Hoptopus DIPA (New to me!)
Ska
- Mole Stout (Great beer)
- CoCoNut Porter (Love this beer)
- Vinifera Stout (New to me!)

plus


Blue Mountain Dark Hollow BBA Stout (NICE)
New Holland Dragons Milk w/ Toasted Chilies (WANT)
DuClaw Grimstone (Excited to try)
New Holland Night Tripper (WANT)

great beers and am pumped to try or revisit all these great brews!!


and from @phishbfm


Huge want in the WW Black Angel and an awesome extra with Duck-Rabbit Barleywine thanks!!!

 

Lovin' the videos.

Also lovin' this box from @Haywire :


NOT lovin' the Bruins right now, though.

 

@jfstilling just made my day!
Not sure what I'm more excited for...the 6 crown royal bags, the hop drop n roll or dat goseeeeee

I knew when I opened a Wicked Weed Serenity wrapped in two CR Bags this was gonna be fun to open!
Beer


Hillarious stolen mail...seriously, all these pieces of mail appear to be stolen!

 

I'm going to have to go ask Scott if he knows bottle shops are selling his beer... Considering Gratitude is a brewery only release, I doubt it. What are they charging for it, @Houser? Here's the breakdown of prices from September's release for reference:

Flatitude - $4
2008A - $15
2009 - $33
2013 - $19

 

i was right in front of them...beard, bald and itchin' for some beer

 

Dear Target, In SWTFYW Round #2
Today is the day:
Last hint: Cryptic message, Strawcable in Rom's Tiver

 

So I got boxes yesterday from @jfstilling @phishbfm @Haywire but was to busy to post. If you scroll up they are almost identical to their other boxes ha

Thanks guys now I'm off

 

I can't agree with anyone here on their review. It was horrible, but it could have been psychological. In my mind, it felt the same as someone spitting in my mouth. If I was a dirty stripper ***** I may have enjoyed it more.

 

Donald Sterling strikes again!

 

It's me! It's me! Woo hoo!

At least I think it's me.

 

im not sure what he is selling them for. i am getting the details today. i think they were mid $20s last time, maybe closer to $30.

 

Here's some early morning pr0n. My portion of the haul from yesterday.



My target is getting a bit of this haul. Only planning on sending out a 12 shipper so I hope my sender likes the quality of the box.

 

let the record show that i said "negra modelo", unless, of course, mexicans do not like black people.

 

Box has been packed. 303oz total. FedEx says 2 days for delivery so you're getting it on Saturday.

Hint #5 (I think) - my target is not one of the OG.

 

Box is on the truck for delivery today. Hopefully my target doesn't kiss anybody on a train or they may end up in jail instead of performing porch repairs