SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Congrats!!

I'm trying to get this box out today. As of now, I've got around 300 oz...but until I do the last bit of packing, I won't know how much more I can cram(gracefully) in there.

 

Haha I'm glad you like it. Let me check with a friend who does graphic design. I may be able to have her make a better digital version.

 

@CTJman has a box landing today from me. hopefully the growler held its carb.

hints: my bif box was supposed to land friday initially, but has been updated to be delivered thursday. my target has not posted in this thread. i wonder if he even checks it.

 

im excited to see these hauls. sounds like many of us, myself included, waited until the last minute to ship.

 

Fuckin Great Lakes! Seal your bottles!

 

my box is packed upand heading off to a state with a slightly colder tempterature than we are having in he constitution state.

 

This one

 

First, congratulations @jdhowe , well done Doctor. Hey, next time you're in the area, maybe you could take a look. I have this weird thing growing on my...not that kind of doctor? Never mind.

Second--2 boxes traveled together and spent the night in New Stanton, PA. Delivery tomorrow.

Third--mocked up a business card for @Haywire

SWTFYW®
Since 2013​

Haywire
VP in charge of POOP​

 

lol, poop boss

 

"VP in charge of production and distribution of POOP" seemed a little long winded

 

for some reason, i see someone currently sitting at their desk right now giving everyone titles. or like comprising a board of directors for this or something like that. someone should do that if they arent. i need a good laugh.

 

Well @Cuzco is the boss, @Haywire is the underboss, then various capos such as @TheBeerAlmanac, @CTJman, @zekeman17 then various soldiers who can't really be made due to not being 100% pure swtfyw, you know they have traces of "What beer are you drinking now" and "post a picture of your latest haul". And what do we do if we find a rat? We tie bricks to their ankles (Westvleteren Bricks) and have um swimming with the fishes!

 

ive seen a guy around here making a lot of posts on a cystic fibrosis thread in between a lot of posts on swtfyw. he might be gathering information and reporting it out on another thread. im having someone look into it.

 

That is actually this threads Cover to funnel rare beers...stop exposing our secrets!

 

When your guy posts to TOS, I'll forward it on here.

Hint 1: My target is an O.G. from when that acronym was shorter
Hint 2: I'm shipping
Hint 3: The box is not going south
Hint 4: My target likes IPAs(although I wouldn't call him a "fan") and I just found a couple that don't make it out of the state
Hint 5: My target has over 100 wants
Hint 6: My target is in the same time zone as I
Hint 7: My target is here and there.

 

Target - Your box was shipped via FedEx last night, and final total was just about 300oz.

Hint #1: Target is to the West of me
Hint #2: Target's State is bigger than mine
Hint #3: Target's total # of BA "Wants" are >49
Hint #4: Target & I have been in a BIF before... Could be SWTFYW #1, or a different one... OR Both?
Hint #5: Target's Zip Code digits added together are <30
Hint #6: Target's State is home to at least one school that played in a 2013-14 Bowl Game
Hint #7: Target's State is/was home to at least 1 group/family/team/pair of animated characters
Hint #8: Target's State has a College/University mascot who has participated in the Capital One Mascot Challenge
Hint #9: Target's State = Where an actor who once played a character named after a food or beverage was born

 

Boxes 3&4 boxed up and will go out today

Hint #1 - Shipping west
Hint #2 - My target is on BA
Hint #3 - My targets state has less letters in its name than my state
Hint #4 - My targets state has at least 1 professional sports team in at least one of the four major sports leagues (NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB)
Hint #5 - My target has posted in this thread more times than I have
Hint #6 - Not sending to @IPAFan521
Hint #7 - My state has more counties than my targets state
Hint #8 - My target has not posted on this page (318)
Hint #9 - My targets local high school (as far as I can tell there is only one in his city) shares the same mascot as my favorite NCAA basketball team.
Hint # 10 - Target is in the same time zone as I am

 

im not being entertained today. 2 hours without a post?!?! whats going on around here?

 

i guess i should've been more specific... i'm staying in Alaska, just moving down to Juneau. so... slightly warmer, but WAY wetter. oh. and oddly, even more remote... (and i'm guessing with less access to good beer..)

 

I just want posts from @jfstilling and @sandman3479

S&T