SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

You can go to Paradise right after Intercourse.

 

444th BIF Hint:

Hint #1: I'm shipping East and have never traded with this person before.
Hint #2: This state has the tomb of a Unknown Solider.
Hint #3: In this state no one may wash a mule on the sidewalk, and or spit on a sea gull as it's not tolerated.

 

Is all of this on the way to Flushing?

 

just to let you know - its pronounced "Frushing"

 

i just picked up some pretty sweet stuff for someone that earned a retaliation box. i also grabbed in some permissible cans. interpret how you wish .

 

Shit, I still need to send 4 retaliation boxes...

 

Retaliation box??? Aaaaaaw someone is fixin' to get it good

 

444th BIF Hints:

1) I am not shipping to anyone who abstained from this bif. Mostly bc that would be weird
2) My target thinks Ghana is three syllables
3) I haven't decided how many of my target's "wants" to tick, but it will be between 1-5.
4) I'm so damned scare of wolf spiders that it is not normal (or manly). This has bearing on Hint 4.
5) My target wrote a "gayer" version of Top Gun. It was not made because Val Kilmer refused to continuously do the "bite thing" (as it was written in my target's screenplay) throughout the movie. Tom Cruise questioned why the entire movie took place in the sauna, but he was okay with it, trooper that he is.
6) That last clue is not "entirely" true.

 

i hope these hints make sense to someone, because i have no idea what any of them mean.

 

Some midday pron...

 

I'm shipping north. This is not a cipher though. This is NOT a cipher.

 

444th hint 1. I am shipping North.
Hint 2: Not a hint, but I will be shipping on Monday, June 30th, so that I can include at least one bottle from my Jester King weekend.
Hint 3: I have not shipped to my target before.
Hint 4: My target is an OG to SWTFYW, unlike myself.

 

Also, Misfits box has landed for @Steve_Oldrati so we should get some Pron tonight.

 

Don't worry--this is not coming to you. Unless it is...

 

Little bummed I was out of town and missed the sign ups for the 444th BIF, but here is a little mid day Pron from the west coast.....

 

based on your previous success rate of figuring out your sender, im getting a second opinion.

 

I'm just messing with you man, no need. I'm sure I'll get to try it one of these times I head home for a bit.

Indeed it has! @Indytruks138 hit me with a 6-bottle shipper of mostly Texas brews and all stuff I've never had before. Thanks a ton man!

Prairie/Evil Twin Bible Belt
Lakewood The Temptress
Franconia Double IPA
Jester King Dichotomous
Ranger Creek Strawberry Milk Stout
Homebrew Berlin Calling
Deep Ellum Neato Bandito

I also got a few boxes yesterday, but after @ThreeFishes BA Abraxas haul I felt self conscious and didn't post them. Now I have @jfstilling and @MMBrew's hauls to compete with, but whatever.

First, a single bottle haul. Stepping up my 'loon game, one at a time:

2013 Cantillon Iris

Secondly, my first taste of Grimm Brothers and a few new glasses:

Odell glass
Grimm Brothers Little Red Cap x3 (third was being consumed during the photo shoot)
Grimm Brothers 3 Golden Hairs
Breckenridge glass

Enjoy the pron you dirty bastards.

 

Speaking of which---we have yet to have a patented @Haywire brain hurting clue.

 

I'm working on one. Just gotta make sure it's good. Would hate to ruin my reputation.

 

can you go back and solve the previous ones? i would love to know the crossword puzzle for bobby light and the weird code one from swtfyw rd 2.