Thickest beer?

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  1. ncarlber

    ncarlber Initiate (0) Apr 21, 2014 Wisconsin

    What is the thickest/chewiest beer you have ever had?

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  2. PourMore

    PourMore Initiate (93) Oct 4, 2014 Florida

    Black Damnation II or V
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  3. chipawayboy

    chipawayboy Devotee (468) Oct 26, 2007 Massachusetts

  4. Manilla1130

    Manilla1130 Initiate (0) Apr 1, 2015 Connecticut

  5. hophugger

    hophugger Poo-Bah (2,450) Mar 5, 2014 Virginia

    Of the ones I have had and remember, off the top of my head, I would say Guinness, KBS, BOMB!, Sweet Baby Jesus
  6. MRVermont

    MRVermont Disciple (333) Apr 11, 2013 New Hampshire

    Like stout wise, or just in general? For example, HotD Otto has some nice thick chunks floating in it!
  7. lightman1

    lightman1 Initiate (87) Oct 19, 2013 Arkansas

    Most of the Prairie offerings would qualify. TenFiddy comes to mind, too!
  8. yemenmocha

    yemenmocha Poo-Bah (2,902) Jun 18, 2002 Arizona

  9. dpgoblejr

    dpgoblejr Initiate (0) Feb 22, 2014 New Hampshire

    Uncle Jacob's Stout
  10. Invinciblejets

    Invinciblejets Devotee (477) Sep 29, 2014 South Carolina

    SN hoptimum was like hop syrup.
    Not my favorite trait lol so I'm sure thicker exsist.
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  11. chrisjws

    chrisjws Champion (885) Dec 3, 2014 California

    Hermitage Ale of the 2 Tun

    It's one of my locals, I had a keg on for a few months. Took a lot of time and effort to get that tap handle clean because it was so crazy sticky and thick. If I didn't drink it for a few days the handle would get locked up.
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  12. Yellolab2010

    Yellolab2010 Initiate (0) Jan 25, 2014 Pennsylvania

  13. TheGent

    TheGent Poo-Bah (2,503) Jun 29, 2010 New Jersey
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    Sam Adams Triple Bock
    Avery Uncle Jacob's Stout
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  14. Armando_Perez

    Armando_Perez Initiate (0) Jul 15, 2013 Florida

  15. EdwardAbbey

    EdwardAbbey Initiate (0) Jul 13, 2015 Washington

    I'd venture it was Mother of All Storms. That it was definitely the sweetest may have had something to do with it.
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  16. Buschyfor3

    Buschyfor3 Devotee (488) Jan 4, 2009 Kentucky

    @yemenmocha gotta agree with the Mikkeller Black Hole - that one was syrupy thick and sweet. Loved it, but it was quite a task to finish.

    Otherwise, I'd say Ten FIDY is up there too (as well as quite a number of big Russian Imperial Stouts.. pretty much just name a brewery haha)
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  17. Dandrewjohn

    Dandrewjohn Initiate (140) Apr 13, 2013 Texas

  18. Mlkluther

    Mlkluther Initiate (0) Sep 22, 2014 Canada (AB)

    Firestone Parabola.
  19. IckyT2012

    IckyT2012 Champion (831) Oct 13, 2014 Florida

    Mikkeller Blackest. That's the bourbon BA version of black, at a hefty 16.9% I believe. The darkest beer I've ever had. Drank like driveway sealant.... wonderful.
  20. scbeerman

    scbeerman Initiate (0) Feb 16, 2015 South Carolina

    Bell's Expedition Stout was almost like drinking toothpaste, it was so thick. Founders Imperial Stout was thick, but mostly just so cloyingly sweet that it seemed thicker than it actually was.
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  21. HoppierGator

    HoppierGator Initiate (127) Apr 10, 2015 Florida

    Quite possibly Angry Chair's fudge bucket...delicious
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  22. Scott17Taylor

    Scott17Taylor Poo-Bah (1,843) Oct 28, 2013 Iowa
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    Ten fidy is really thick.
  23. lucasj82

    lucasj82 Zealot (577) Aug 13, 2009 Indiana

    Bell's Expedition Stout. Had barely any carbonation so it drank like a think soy sauce... a tasty, thick soy sauce.
  24. tylerstravis

    tylerstravis Initiate (0) Feb 14, 2014 Colorado

    This is the thinnest beer on the thread :slight_smile:
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  25. 4DAloveofSTOUT

    4DAloveofSTOUT Poo-Bah (3,297) Nov 28, 2008 Illinois
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    Every single TG stout, CBB MZ, Huna, DB Huna.
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  26. manfromanotherplace

    manfromanotherplace Initiate (0) May 19, 2015 New York

    Even more jesus is up still say bcbs though.
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  27. lovinavril88

    lovinavril88 Initiate (0) Jul 14, 2015 New York

    Just finished a Bomb! That gets my vote. BCBS for sure too.
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  28. hoptheology

    hoptheology Poo-Bah (5,931) May 12, 2014 South Dakota
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    Without a doubt, Goose Island's The Muddy.

    Goose isn't real highly thought of here, but this stout was mind blowing
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  29. Jwale73

    Jwale73 Poo-Bah (5,137) Aug 15, 2007 Rhode Island
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    Dark Lord (especially with some age) and Black Tuesday (at least the first iteration).
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  30. do_ob

    do_ob Initiate (0) Feb 12, 2015 Kentucky

    Country Boy Sinkhole Stout
    Epic Big Bad Baptist
    Founders Backwoods Bastard
  31. oneeye

    oneeye Disciple (326) Feb 17, 2007 Pennsylvania

    Ten FIDY
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  32. RichD

    RichD Champion (812) Mar 18, 2012 Rhode Island

    Samuel Adams Triple Bock by far.

    It was like drinking maple syrup.
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  33. SMH_NWI

    SMH_NWI Zealot (500) Jan 8, 2015 Texas

    2010 Dark Lord that I cracked open when the Hawks won the Stanley Cup this year is the answer for me. 5 years is the sweet spot for DL, very drinkable, very good, and you feel good after :-)
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  34. Premo88

    Premo88 Poo-Bah (2,140) Jun 6, 2010 Texas

    stout: Yeti
    nonstout: 120 Minute
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  35. M0nasty

    M0nasty Initiate (71) Mar 13, 2014 Rhode Island

    Ten Fidy.
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  36. Mlkluther

    Mlkluther Initiate (0) Sep 22, 2014 Canada (AB)

    Huh. Fair enough. I didn't find it thin.

    I had Bomb! A couple months ago and I thought it wasn't as thick.
  37. Reed

    Reed Initiate (0) Mar 4, 2012 Missouri

    Ten Fidy, BCBS, Derivation #1
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  38. halo3one

    halo3one Initiate (0) Jun 6, 2014 Georgia

    Huna and any CCB stout that's been barrel aged, Assassin, CDOS
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  39. Roland7792

    Roland7792 Initiate (0) Aug 9, 2015 Illinois

    Have to agree that Ten Fity is pretty thick
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  40. algebeeric_topology

    algebeeric_topology Zealot (554) Dec 30, 2014 Florida

    Those homebrews that are bottled near the end of the batch as you're trying to squeeze out every bit of beer into a bottle from the bucket.
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