What constitutes a whale?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by DocJitsu, Feb 2, 2013.

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  1. nickapalooza86

    nickapalooza86 Initiate (0) Feb 23, 2010 Wisconsin

    No beer is a whale, it is a beer.... Peoples obsession with getting to try a single beer has always blown my mind and will continue to... To me a whale is a mammal with a blow whole, fins and is usually big as a house. But besides that, I have always found that so called whales are only less avaliable then other beers that are easier to obtain and just as tasty!
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  2. VncentLIFE

    VncentLIFE Meyvn (1,417) Feb 16, 2011 North Carolina
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    I just had 07 Dark Lord the other day at a tasting. It tastes freaking awesome.
  3. musicman7070

    musicman7070 Disciple (357) Aug 26, 2012 New Jersey
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    Any beer that makes you go broke as a joke.
  4. aasher

    aasher Poo-Bah (2,572) Jan 27, 2010 Indiana
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    An algorithm
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  5. ggwheeler

    ggwheeler Initiate (0) Jan 8, 2011 California

    A whale is any beer that you waste valuable time obsessing over while passing up the chance to drink amazing local beer that is readily available.
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  6. caponeduke

    caponeduke Aspirant (239) Jul 28, 2011 North Carolina
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    Is it a pain in the dick to get? Yes, than its a fucking whale!
  7. Michigan

    Michigan Initiate (0) Oct 24, 2012 Michigan

    If you kiss a bottle of beer after obtaining it, it might be a whale
    If you lurk in the ISO:FT section looking for pictures of a beer, it might be a whale
    If you obtain a beer and never drink it because it's so rare, you might be forgetting what beer is for
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  8. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Poo-Bah (12,229) Mar 18, 2010 California

    If drinking a beer and posting about it on BA increases your e-peen, it's a whale.
  9. seeswo

    seeswo Initiate (0) Jan 10, 2010 Ohio
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    Yeah, add this to the definition of a whale - while looking for a whale (and sitting in a darkened room, doing nothing but obsessing over it, sadly, by yourself), it is impossible to buy, drink and enjoy other beer, particularly if it is made near you. Any beer that you could want that is hard to get (a potential whale), is not a true whale if you accidentally lose focus and enjoy another, easier to get local beer during that time period.
  10. RStang13

    RStang13 Initiate (105) Jun 22, 2011 New Jersey
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  11. Casedogg43

    Casedogg43 Initiate (0) Jan 4, 2012 Indiana
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    Whales vary on individual opinions, no doubt.

    I like to use the "Whale" term to irritate beer snobs occasionally'! :slight_smile:
  12. DCgolfpro

    DCgolfpro Devotee (479) Oct 26, 2011 Maryland
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    A beer that causes a trader to laugh at the suggestion of a $4$ or 1:1 trade.

    When it comes down to it, it's all relative.
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