What is your craft beer name?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by hophead_87, Sep 19, 2014.

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  1. hophead_87

    hophead_87 Initiate (0) Apr 23, 2014 Virginia

    Something fun to start the weekend with:


    Hello! My name is Wicked Love Song Pilsner! What yo name is??
  2. PSU_Mike

    PSU_Mike Initiate (0) Sep 6, 2013 Pennsylvania

    Wicked Space Balls Wheat

    Doesn't sound terribly appetizing...
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  3. hophead_87

    hophead_87 Initiate (0) Apr 23, 2014 Virginia

    Yea, "Balls" would drive me away too..
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  4. austina3214

    austina3214 Initiate (0) Oct 29, 2013 Ohio

    American Spirit Porter. I guess I bought out the cigarette company and started brewing beer. Nice.
  5. SudsDoctor

    SudsDoctor Defender (671) Nov 23, 2008 New York

    Using cell# = Earthy Malarky Stout
    Using home landline# = Earthy Malarky Lager

    I'll go with Stout, fits better with earthy and malarky. :rolling_eyes:
  6. TommyTheHat

    TommyTheHat Initiate (0) Jul 30, 2014 Pennsylvania

    Bourbon Love Song Lager.
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  7. tylerstravis

    tylerstravis Initiate (0) Feb 14, 2014 Colorado

    Superior Love Song Lager

    SO much better than regular old Love Song Lager.
  8. CraftFan5

    CraftFan5 Meyvn (1,111) May 14, 2013 New Jersey

    Yikes, Hoppy Zombie Wheat. I would hate me.
  9. daryk77

    daryk77 Aspirant (251) Jun 16, 2005 District of Columbia

    Crushing Oblivion Doppelbock

    Might be a little too emo for me...
  10. SirRainboom

    SirRainboom Initiate (0) Jul 27, 2014 Germany

    Hoppy Spirit IPA

    That sounds curious.
  11. rozzom

    rozzom Meyvn (1,058) Jan 22, 2011 New York

    Killer Space Balls IPA
  12. LambicPentameter

    LambicPentameter Initiate (0) Aug 29, 2012 Nebraska

    Hoppy Pants Doppelbock

    Personally I'd rather have a Crushing Oblivion Doppelbock.
  13. jimmyfishkin

    jimmyfishkin Aspirant (208) Nov 17, 2008 Wisconsin

    Robust Space Balls Porter of Robust Space Balls IPA depending on which phone # I choose.
    Both sounds like 3 Floyds beer names...
  14. SLewis

    SLewis Aspirant (247) Jun 17, 2014 North Carolina

    Bourbon Pants Pilsner...No Thanks
  15. Stagga_Lee

    Stagga_Lee Initiate (0) Jul 22, 2014 Massachusetts

    Funky Home Run Doppelbock...trademark pending.
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  16. thomda11

    thomda11 Aspirant (232) Jun 5, 2014 California

    Crushing Unicorn Pale Ale. Now..is this unicorn crushing things, or are we crushing the unicorn?

    WCKDVBZ Meyvn (1,455) May 9, 2014 South Carolina

    Killer Ninja Porter
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  18. TurkeyFeathers

    TurkeyFeathers Initiate (0) Jun 22, 2014 New York

    Hearty Malarky IPA I like it
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  19. scutchcbus

    scutchcbus Initiate (0) Jun 18, 2014 Ohio

    Funky Pants Doppelbock. Good beer for a Friday, I'll take one
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  20. cl3

    cl3 Disciple (338) Aug 16, 2013 Wisconsin

    Crushing Ninja IPA
  21. creepinjeeper

    creepinjeeper Initiate (0) Nov 8, 2012 Missouri

    Wicked Unicorn Wheat. I feel like a Pipeworks creation! :sunglasses:
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  22. leantom

    leantom Initiate (0) Nov 20, 2011 Indiana

    oh, that was awesome. Lucky you. lol
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  23. APBT91

    APBT91 Initiate (0) Apr 12, 2013 North Carolina

    Hoppy Ninja Stout- Sounds pretty badass I think.
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  24. Domingo

    Domingo Poo-Bah (2,792) Apr 23, 2005 Colorado

    American Ninja Saison. That's sadly a pretty realistic name.
  25. leantom

    leantom Initiate (0) Nov 20, 2011 Indiana

    Earthy Love Song Doppelbock. I should change my phone number, lol.
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  26. jRocco2021

    jRocco2021 Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2010 Wisconsin

    Golden Malarky Porter. Fitting since calling a porter golden would be a bunch of malarky.
  27. GreesyFizeek

    GreesyFizeek Poo-Bah (10,449) Mar 6, 2013 New York
    Society Trader

    Superior Unicorn Lager. I'd drink it if I saw it, let's be honest.
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  28. Icarus

    Icarus Initiate (0) Oct 6, 2012 Minnesota

    Earthy Love Song Tripel

    Bottoms up!
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  29. FFreak

    FFreak Defender (665) Nov 10, 2013 Vermont

    Golden Unicorn Saison - my daughter would love it.
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  30. hophead_87

    hophead_87 Initiate (0) Apr 23, 2014 Virginia

    Yea no one wants to ruin the happy little bushes!
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  31. leantom

    leantom Initiate (0) Nov 20, 2011 Indiana

    Your name is Tom and you were born in April?
  32. leantom

    leantom Initiate (0) Nov 20, 2011 Indiana

    This thread is definitely getting thread of the week, lol.
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  33. hophead_87

    hophead_87 Initiate (0) Apr 23, 2014 Virginia

    I'm just waiting for the Bourbon Bastard Stout to pop up. And jealousy ensues.
  34. bluehende

    bluehende Poo-Bah (2,440) Dec 10, 2010 Delaware

    Bourbon Mash Porter
  35. Phigg1102

    Phigg1102 Crusader (779) Sep 29, 2013 New York

    Wicked Tornado Pale Ale, I can live with that.
  36. rojapa

    rojapa Devotee (421) Jun 26, 2013 New York

    Funky Alien Stout

    ETA: Sounds like something they'd drink on Funkotron. Anybody?? No? Ok...
  37. meanmutt

    meanmutt Meyvn (1,122) Feb 6, 2012 Ohio

    Killer Oblivion Doppelbock
  38. leantom

    leantom Initiate (0) Nov 20, 2011 Indiana

    OK, if I use my home-phone it's Earthy Love Song Stout. Rather have the Stout than the Doppelbock.
  39. HuskyHawk

    HuskyHawk Initiate (0) Jun 5, 2014 Massachusetts

    Superior Pants Pale Ale. Not sure I want to see the label for that
  40. augustwest

    augustwest Initiate (0) Apr 23, 2014 Georgia

    Earthy Ninja Saison
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