What would you name your Bar?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Azzy, Oct 5, 2012.

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  1. JEdmund

    JEdmund Initiate (0) Oct 23, 2006 Kansas

    Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag
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  2. loki993

    loki993 Initiate (180) Apr 16, 2009 Michigan

    The Dew Drop Inn? Rumors? Scruples? sorry had to

    Shanes Boom Boom Room

    Seriously though I'm bad at picking names. Dream bar for me would be a dive bar, but one that had say 30 taps for craft, and a hell of selection of Bourbon, Tequlia and Scotch. It would also be a cigar bar too.

    If there was a place here in Michigan that had good craft on tap and I could smoke in Id be there every night.

    Shes probably just waiting for the moment you come at her with an axe through the bathroom door....lol

    First I'm betting it someone wouldn't get sued its been done already. Second yes it will attract a ton of nerds, how could you expect it not to. Maybe the nerds would scare some women away, but were talking drinking age nerds here and craft drinkers. Nerds do well in school and go to good colleges and get high level degrees in things like computer science and engineering. Well paying jobs, guys that make good money attract women, nerds or not.....
  3. assman79

    assman79 Aspirant (250) May 30, 2009 Wisconsin
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    The Double Deuce.
  4. yemenmocha

    yemenmocha Poo-Bah (2,459) Jun 18, 2002 Arizona

    I've always liked 'alehouse' in the name of places.
  5. TOOSE

    TOOSE Initiate (0) Sep 6, 2006 Massachusetts

    not the kind of place I'm gonna hang out at!!
  6. Duffman929

    Duffman929 Aspirant (279) Nov 27, 2010 Illinois
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    Pretty sure a few cities stay afloat because of places like those.
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  7. TheNoodleIncident

    TheNoodleIncident Initiate (0) Apr 30, 2012 New York

    Fat Chick Rodeo...just becaue i always joked about naming a band that, and at this point im more likely to own a bar than be in a band

    JAXSON Savant (921) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    Rory's World
  9. WassailWilly

    WassailWilly Initiate (0) Sep 8, 2007 New York

    Lets go down to the B.M. for a GOOD beer ..........B.M. is short for
    Baracho Muchacho
  10. JrGtr

    JrGtr Devotee (400) Apr 13, 2006 Massachusetts

    I'd call it the C'mon Inn.
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  11. WassailWilly

    WassailWilly Initiate (0) Sep 8, 2007 New York

    Been to a little clubhouse barroom called the G Spot kinda liked that one too
  12. TheJollyHop

    TheJollyHop Initiate (0) Sep 2, 2009 California

    The Red Rocker or Sammy Hagar & Friends,

    you know the song...
  13. JM03

    JM03 Initiate (0) Nov 12, 2010 Ohio

    Not sure about that one. None of the guys would be able to locate the place :wink:
  14. harperman69

    harperman69 Aspirant (234) Feb 11, 2009 Tennessee
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    I always wanted to name mine "The Half Gainer", so when people asked, I could tell them it's a dive.
  15. boilermakerbrew

    boilermakerbrew Meyvn (1,293) Aug 13, 2010 Arizona
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    Damnit. You took mine Barney.
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  16. thereal

    thereal Initiate (145) Apr 20, 2010 Illinois

  17. MikeWard

    MikeWard Meyvn (1,117) Sep 14, 2011 Pennsylvania

    If you want to complete the ending with an e theme, make it The Ye Olde Bare & Grille for the craft drinking nudist community
  18. loki993

    loki993 Initiate (180) Apr 16, 2009 Michigan

    The Winchester
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  19. Shag

    Shag Initiate (197) Jun 27, 2007 Minnesota
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    The Cunning Linguist
  20. Casedogg43

    Casedogg43 Initiate (0) Jan 4, 2012 Indiana
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    Tits & Taps
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  21. jmw

    jmw Initiate (0) Feb 4, 2009 North Carolina

    The Clachaig West
  22. leedorham

    leedorham Crusader (701) Apr 27, 2006 Washington

    Bible Study.
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  23. Beer-A-Lot

    Beer-A-Lot Defender (675) Oct 4, 2012 Virginia

    "Corporate Beer Sucks." Then wait for the chubby Miller guy to show up.
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  24. Beer-A-Lot

    Beer-A-Lot Defender (675) Oct 4, 2012 Virginia

    She's like buttah.
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  25. herrburgess

    herrburgess Meyvn (1,035) Nov 4, 2009 South Carolina
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    Ye Olde V1 Rocket
  26. Providence

    Providence Initiate (0) Feb 24, 2010 Rhode Island

  27. GardenWaters

    GardenWaters Initiate (0) Jan 8, 2012 Illinois

    Not sure, but I would have a huge sign on the door that reads "NO BMC's Beyond This Point."
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  28. BumpkinBrewer

    BumpkinBrewer Disciple (353) Jan 6, 2010 Massachusetts
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  29. tronto

    tronto Initiate (84) Dec 22, 2010 Kentucky
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    Cured ; brewery, smokehouse, bar.
  30. Auror

    Auror Defender (642) Jan 1, 2010 Massachusetts
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    Whiskey/craft beer bar just opened up in Boston called Hops N' Scotch, I like that a lot.

    If I ever opened a bar, the odds of a pun being involved in the name nears 1000% chance.

    Or...the Red Door.
  31. YumYumGumGum

    YumYumGumGum Initiate (0) Jul 25, 2011 Virginia
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  32. assman79

    assman79 Aspirant (250) May 30, 2009 Wisconsin
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    The Puckered Starfish.
  33. VncentLIFE

    VncentLIFE Meyvn (1,417) Feb 16, 2011 North Carolina
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    Hipsters be damned.
  34. VncentLIFE

    VncentLIFE Meyvn (1,417) Feb 16, 2011 North Carolina
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    I know what Im watching tonight now.
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  35. cubbyswans

    cubbyswans Aspirant (238) Jun 10, 2008 Missouri
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    Colonol Angus
  36. wittyname

    wittyname Initiate (195) Aug 4, 2012 North Carolina
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    Now you're just exacerbating things.
  37. Azzy

    Azzy Initiate (0) Jul 16, 2012 Texas
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    I guess the Boom Boom Room and Speakeasy are already established enough.

    How bout Titties and Beer ? Lol
  38. BumpkinBrewer

    BumpkinBrewer Disciple (353) Jan 6, 2010 Massachusetts
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  39. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Poo-Bah (12,229) Mar 18, 2010 California

    Tick Tock.

    There will be monthly contests to see who can tick the most beers in a set amount of time.

    THANAT0PSIS Defender (682) Aug 3, 2010 Wisconsin
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    See, this is brilliant because wives would call their men and ask what they're doing; truthfully, they would reply "Sorry honey, I'm being kept late at The Office." This would probably lead to a rise in private investigators and suspected infidelity, however.
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