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What would you name your Bar?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Azzy, Oct 5, 2012.

  1. JEdmund

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    The Dew Drop Inn? Rumors? Scruples? sorry had to


    Shanes Boom Boom Room


    Seriously though I'm bad at picking names. Dream bar for me would be a dive bar, but one that had say 30 taps for craft, and a hell of selection of Bourbon, Tequlia and Scotch. It would also be a cigar bar too.

    If there was a place here in Michigan that had good craft on tap and I could smoke in Id be there every night.


    Shes probably just waiting for the moment you come at her with an axe through the bathroom door....lol


    First I'm betting it someone wouldn't get sued its been done already. Second yes it will attract a ton of nerds, how could you expect it not to. Maybe the nerds would scare some women away, but were talking drinking age nerds here and craft drinkers. Nerds do well in school and go to good colleges and get high level degrees in things like computer science and engineering. Well paying jobs, guys that make good money attract women, nerds or not.....
     
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    I've always liked 'alehouse' in the name of places.
     
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    not the kind of place I'm gonna hang out at!!
     
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    Pretty sure a few cities stay afloat because of places like those.
     
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    Fat Chick Rodeo...just becaue i always joked about naming a band that, and at this point im more likely to own a bar than be in a band
     
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    Lets go down to the B.M. for a GOOD beer ..........B.M. is short for
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    I'd call it the C'mon Inn.
     
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    Been to a little clubhouse barroom called the G Spot kinda liked that one too
     
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    The Red Rocker or Sammy Hagar & Friends,

    you know the song...
     
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    Not sure about that one. None of the guys would be able to locate the place ;)
     
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    I always wanted to name mine "The Half Gainer", so when people asked, I could tell them it's a dive.
     
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    Damnit. You took mine Barney.
     
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    If you want to complete the ending with an e theme, make it The Ye Olde Bare & Grille for the craft drinking nudist community
     
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    "Corporate Beer Sucks." Then wait for the chubby Miller guy to show up.
     
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    Not sure, but I would have a huge sign on the door that reads "NO BMC's Beyond This Point."
     
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    Cured ; brewery, smokehouse, bar.
     
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    Whiskey/craft beer bar just opened up in Boston called Hops N' Scotch, I like that a lot.

    If I ever opened a bar, the odds of a pun being involved in the name nears 1000% chance.

    Or...the Red Door.
     
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    Now you're just exacerbating things.
     
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    I guess the Boom Boom Room and Speakeasy are already established enough.

    How bout Titties and Beer ? Lol
     
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    Tick Tock.

    There will be monthly contests to see who can tick the most beers in a set amount of time.
     
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    See, this is brilliant because wives would call their men and ask what they're doing; truthfully, they would reply "Sorry honey, I'm being kept late at The Office." This would probably lead to a rise in private investigators and suspected infidelity, however.
     
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