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What would you name your Bar?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Azzy, Oct 5, 2012.

  1. beertunes

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    I'd get together with 2 friends. After a couple beers, I'd hand each of them a folded slip of paper and have them write one of what the heading was. On one slip of paper would be the word Color. The other would Animal. So whatever color/animal combo came out would be the name of the bar. Chartreuse Octopus, Green Llama, Purple Gecko, whatever. I'm very lazy.
     
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  2. HopsintheSack

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    "Free beer on Mondays"

    But I'd be closed on Mondays
     
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  3. ventura78

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    I knew of a bar called the Office, in Columbus Miss when i lived there
     
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    Kulminator West
     
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    Or, Free Beer Tomorrow.
     
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    The Bar - simple and to the point. :)
     
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    That's pretty sweet. I had a dream like that when I was 11, except it was all boobies. Not all that similar really, but nostalgia works in strange ways.
     
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    I'd probably name it Valhalla or something similar.
     
  11. chumsnards666

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    The Butt Factory

    Vulva

    G.G.'s

    The Jackoff Machine

    McGovern's
     
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    The Swan and Paedo. And it's a deal breaker.
     
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    Filthy McNasty's
    Regular John's
     
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    Two Dachshunds, come in for a couple long pours when you're feeling low
     
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    I would name my bar 'Boots'.

    guess what the serving vessels are? GUESS
     
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    The Imbibery
     
  18. GoGriz

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    Shafts and Drafts. Come get sum.

    This one goes out to Bearonacid.
     
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    Oh, Beer Me
    Untitled [like the Byrds' album]
    Da Beers
     
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    O'Flaherty's Authentic American-Style Biergarten and Keno Clubhouse
     
  22. Rosty

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    Two bars across the street from each other. one called ISO the other, FT.
     
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    I know my IT geek will show here but I'd like to name mine localhost.
     
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    Tender's Morsels

    It would be a food centered bar with tapas style small plates. 100% craft beers with a focus on game meats, organs, sea beasts and Guezue. Food and beer pairing would be another focus. Local seasonal and fresh foods.
     
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    You'd have to find a building with the address 127.0.0.1
     
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    LOL!

    There's no place like 127.0.0.1!
     
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    Irresponsible Sunday's
     
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    taci e bevi translate shut up and drink
     
  29. fishtremble

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    In memory of The Beastie Boys I'm going for a topless craft bar called "She's Crafty!"
     
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    Sluggo's Pub

    A trashy college bar with kickass wings and BMC specials all week long. The bartenders won't know a thing beyond "well drinks", but that doesn't matter because they'll have pretty faces and huge ta-tas. The previous seasons Sam Adams, Guinness, and stale SNPA is about all the craft you "snobby types" will find at my place. ;)
     
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    prob call it BMC
    we would only serve the finest light beers that have great taste and are less filling.

    It would be a place you'd want to grab some buds and spend the night at

    plus there would all ways be free giveaways for key chains can koozies paper coasters.
     
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    Winky Dinky Dog. Selling craft beer, hot dogs and ho cakes.
     
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    FIGJAM's
     
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    Would you serve BCBS?
     
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    The Horse Trough, named for 554th RED HORSE hooch that was Osan Air Base Korea.
     
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    Alpha Acid Trip *also the name of the brewery within the brewpub*
     
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    Call it Tafler's and maybe people will assume he owns it and it's badass.
     
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    MacLaren's
     
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    Set up in a marina and have it be a houseboat style beer bar.

    Call it 'Cruising for Brews'
     
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    Or have an asian themed roadhouse bar.

    Call it 'Taiwan-on' (tie-one on)
     
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