What would you name your Bar?

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  1. beertunes

    beertunes Poo-Bah (4,566) Sep 24, 2007 Washington
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    I'd get together with 2 friends. After a couple beers, I'd hand each of them a folded slip of paper and have them write one of what the heading was. On one slip of paper would be the word Color. The other would Animal. So whatever color/animal combo came out would be the name of the bar. Chartreuse Octopus, Green Llama, Purple Gecko, whatever. I'm very lazy.
     
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  2. HopsintheSack

    HopsintheSack Devotee (440) Apr 17, 2012 California
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    "Free beer on Mondays"

    But I'd be closed on Mondays
     
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  3. ventura78

    ventura78 Aspirant (267) Nov 22, 2003 Massachusetts

    I knew of a bar called the Office, in Columbus Miss when i lived there
     
  4. ventura78

    ventura78 Aspirant (267) Nov 22, 2003 Massachusetts

    Kulminator West
     
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  5. Azzy

    Azzy Initiate (0) Jul 16, 2012 Texas

    Or, Free Beer Tomorrow.
     
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  6. Icarus

    Icarus Initiate (175) Oct 6, 2012 Minnesota

    The Bar - simple and to the point. :)
     
  7. chumsnards666

    chumsnards666 Initiate (0) Dec 11, 2012

  8. BlowstotheBody

    BlowstotheBody Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2012 Florida

    That's pretty sweet. I had a dream like that when I was 11, except it was all boobies. Not all that similar really, but nostalgia works in strange ways.
     
  9. davey101

    davey101 Meyvn (1,080) Apr 14, 2009 Connecticut
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  10. BlowstotheBody

    BlowstotheBody Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2012 Florida

    I'd probably name it Valhalla or something similar.
     
  11. chumsnards666

    chumsnards666 Initiate (0) Dec 11, 2012

    The Butt Factory

    Vulva

    G.G.'s

    The Jackoff Machine

    McGovern's
     
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  12. Thickfreakness

    Thickfreakness Initiate (0) Oct 2, 2010 New York

    Filthy McNasty's
    Regular John's
     
  13. da_bulls

    da_bulls Initiate (0) Jun 7, 2012 Illinois
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  14. robinsmv

    robinsmv Initiate (0) Jun 24, 2010 Florida

    Two Dachshunds, come in for a couple long pours when you're feeling low
     
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  15. ShogoKawada

    ShogoKawada Meyvn (1,247) May 31, 2009 Pennsylvania

    I would name my bar 'Boots'.

    guess what the serving vessels are? GUESS
     
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  16. Siggy125

    Siggy125 Devotee (452) Nov 10, 2006 California
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    The Imbibery
     
  17. GoGriz

    GoGriz Aspirant (275) Dec 2, 2008 Massachusetts
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    Shafts and Drafts. Come get sum.

    This one goes out to Bearonacid.
     
  18. otispdriftwood

    otispdriftwood Crusader (736) Dec 9, 2011 Colorado
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    There is something wrong with you - join the club and embrace it.
     
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  19. otispdriftwood

    otispdriftwood Crusader (736) Dec 9, 2011 Colorado
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    TGI Saturdays
    The Foot House
    Oh, Beer Me
    Untitled [like the Byrds' album]
    Da Beers
     
  20. bleakies

    bleakies Disciple (372) Apr 11, 2011 Massachusetts

    O'Flaherty's Authentic American-Style Biergarten and Keno Clubhouse
     
  21. Rosty

    Rosty Initiate (0) Nov 29, 2006 California
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    Two bars across the street from each other. one called ISO the other, FT.
     
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  22. WebGuyMike

    WebGuyMike Initiate (0) Dec 5, 2012 Florida

    I know my IT geek will show here but I'd like to name mine localhost.
     
  23. tendermorsel

    tendermorsel Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2006 Massachusetts

    Tender's Morsels

    It would be a food centered bar with tapas style small plates. 100% craft beers with a focus on game meats, organs, sea beasts and Guezue. Food and beer pairing would be another focus. Local seasonal and fresh foods.
     
  24. cmmcdonn

    cmmcdonn Initiate (0) Jun 21, 2009 Virginia

    You'd have to find a building with the address 127.0.0.1
     
  25. WebGuyMike

    WebGuyMike Initiate (0) Dec 5, 2012 Florida

    LOL!

    There's no place like 127.0.0.1!
     
  26. tabascosigned

    tabascosigned Initiate (0) Oct 4, 2012 Virginia

    Irresponsible Sunday's
     
  27. cinghialetwo

    cinghialetwo Initiate (0) Oct 20, 2012

    taci e bevi translate shut up and drink
     
  28. fishtremble

    fishtremble Initiate (183) Jan 18, 2010 Michigan
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    In memory of The Beastie Boys I'm going for a topless craft bar called "She's Crafty!"
     
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  29. cmmcdonn

    cmmcdonn Initiate (0) Jun 21, 2009 Virginia

    Sluggo's Pub

    A trashy college bar with kickass wings and BMC specials all week long. The bartenders won't know a thing beyond "well drinks", but that doesn't matter because they'll have pretty faces and huge ta-tas. The previous seasons Sam Adams, Guinness, and stale SNPA is about all the craft you "snobby types" will find at my place. ;)
     
  30. bdub32689

    bdub32689 Initiate (0) May 19, 2011 Massachusetts
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    prob call it BMC
    we would only serve the finest light beers that have great taste and are less filling.

    It would be a place you'd want to grab some buds and spend the night at

    plus there would all ways be free giveaways for key chains can koozies paper coasters.
     
  31. TheMonkfish

    TheMonkfish Initiate (0) Jan 8, 2012 Chad

    Winky Dinky Dog. Selling craft beer, hot dogs and ho cakes.
     
  32. FEUO

    FEUO Disciple (325) Jul 24, 2012 Ontario (Canada)

    FIGJAM's
     
  33. Providence

    Providence Initiate (0) Feb 24, 2010 Rhode Island

    Would you serve BCBS?
     
  34. Hotmetal1

    Hotmetal1 Aspirant (286) Feb 28, 2012 Mississippi
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    The Horse Trough, named for 554th RED HORSE hooch that was Osan Air Base Korea.
     
  35. CityofBals

    CityofBals Initiate (0) Sep 12, 2012 Illinois

    Alpha Acid Trip *also the name of the brewery within the brewpub*
     
  36. fredmugs

    fredmugs Poo-Bah (1,509) Aug 11, 2012 Indiana
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    Call it Tafler's and maybe people will assume he owns it and it's badass.
     
  37. Shmeal

    Shmeal Devotee (409) Nov 9, 2009 Oregon
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    MacLaren's
     
  38. kemoarps

    kemoarps Meyvn (1,001) Apr 30, 2008 Washington
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    Set up in a marina and have it be a houseboat style beer bar.

    Call it 'Cruising for Brews'
     
  39. kemoarps

    kemoarps Meyvn (1,001) Apr 30, 2008 Washington
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    Or have an asian themed roadhouse bar.

    Call it 'Taiwan-on' (tie-one on)
     
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  40. fredmugs

    fredmugs Poo-Bah (1,509) Aug 11, 2012 Indiana
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    Pliny McHeadytopper's
     
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