What's the wackiest beer name ever?

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  1. ikapaMK

    ikapaMK Initiate (111) Nov 29, 2016 Texas

    My favorite is Kilt Flasher. There's plenty of other silly ones: Savannah River Brewery would have some good puns, for example, but it's still my favorite
     
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  2. zid

    zid Poo-Bah (1,778) Feb 15, 2010 New York
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    Budweiser (not sarcastic)
     
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  3. riptorn

    riptorn Zealot (536) Apr 26, 2018 North Carolina
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  4. el_bobbo

    el_bobbo Disciple (378) Dec 22, 2010 Massachusetts
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    That's freakin poertry
     
  5. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Poo-Bah (2,078) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    Kiss the goat from gigantic. Smoked doppelbock if I recall correctly.
    The bees made honey in the lions skull from TRVE.
     
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  6. DogbiteWilliams

    DogbiteWilliams Initiate (72) Mar 28, 2015 California

    #46 DogbiteWilliams, Aug 10, 2022
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  7. JohnniEMc

    JohnniEMc Poo-Bah (1,882) Sep 5, 2015 Pennsylvania
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    Nobody Smiles In Old Pictures, an American Pale Ale from Logyard.
     
  8. VodkaPong87

    VodkaPong87 Initiate (178) Oct 9, 2020 Connecticut
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  9. brewerybuilder

    brewerybuilder Initiate (12) Apr 9, 2019 Minnesota

    I like
    Morning Wood!
     
  10. izzyismyrott

    izzyismyrott Disciple (365) Jan 5, 2015 Indiana
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    Moose Drool from Big Sky.
     
  11. crazyspicychef

    crazyspicychef Devotee (431) Sep 27, 2012 Pennsylvania

    Nudder Budder Cheesecake.
    Yuck!
     
  12. crazyspicychef

    crazyspicychef Devotee (431) Sep 27, 2012 Pennsylvania

    Surf n Turf.
    Beer with beef jerky and lobster.
    Really, no kidding, it existed.
    I'm getting I'll thinking about it.
     
  13. Dactrius

    Dactrius Poo-Bah (1,745) Apr 23, 2012 Netherlands Antilles
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  14. StJamesGate

    StJamesGate Poo-Bah (5,015) Oct 8, 2007 New York
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  15. dcotom

    dcotom Poo-Bah (2,983) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    Anyone Have Any Thoughts On What An Empty New Haven Train Car Means? (Evil Twin)

    Christmas Eve At A New York City Hotel Room (ditto)

    And my personal favorite:
    Basket of Puppies (Forager)

    What any of these names has to do with beer is anybody's guess.
     
  16. tennisjoel

    tennisjoel Initiate (25) Nov 21, 2007 Minnesota

    I seem to recall Clown Shoes having some pretty wacky names.

    I looked up one names "The Exorcism of Rich Ackerman"
     
  17. Ricelikesbeer

    Ricelikesbeer Zealot (500) Nov 29, 2006 Colorado
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  18. budsNpils

    budsNpils Aspirant (277) Aug 6, 2021 Texas
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  19. tennisjoel

    tennisjoel Initiate (25) Nov 21, 2007 Minnesota

    Nice Dumb & Dumber reference.
     
  20. budsNpils

    budsNpils Aspirant (277) Aug 6, 2021 Texas
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    The back side can art is good to. Shows Petey with a taped on head, couple baseball cards and marbles.
     
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  21. NYR-Zuuuuc

    NYR-Zuuuuc Devotee (400) Jan 1, 2013 Connecticut

  22. CoasterGuy

    CoasterGuy Aspirant (224) Dec 20, 2017 Pennsylvania

    This was one of the very first beers I ever drank back in the 1970's. It's name was taken from a semi-famous post World War 1 song originally recorded in 1918. I do not know the name of the brewer (it was too long ago).

    "Would You Rather Be A Colonel With An Eagle On Your Shoulder, Or A Private With A Chicken On Your Knee"

    You can listen to the song at the following link:
     
  23. Bitterbill

    Bitterbill Poo-Bah (8,229) Sep 14, 2002 Wyoming
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    That's just bad grammar. :slight_smile:
     
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  24. budsNpils

    budsNpils Aspirant (277) Aug 6, 2021 Texas
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    Blame Loyd or Harry.
     
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  25. crazyspicychef

    crazyspicychef Devotee (431) Sep 27, 2012 Pennsylvania

    Unicorn Farts?
     
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  26. MistaRyte

    MistaRyte Defender (686) Jan 14, 2008 Virginia
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    Tradition hazies generally follow spam call type messages... I believe one is something akin to: We're Trying to Reach You Regarding Your Extended Car Warranty"
     
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  27. misteil

    misteil Meyvn (1,116) Feb 21, 2019 Ireland
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  28. Squire

    Squire Poo-Bah (2,803) Jul 16, 2015 Mississippi
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  29. jjamadorphd

    jjamadorphd Poo-Bah (2,014) Jul 21, 2012 Florida
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    “Mike’s MILF Stout” from Bugnutty Brewing, FL. They don’t offer it anymore, but it was good while it lasted. :wink:
     
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  30. riptorn

    riptorn Zealot (536) Apr 26, 2018 North Carolina
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    A semi-sleuthed guess would be Geriatric Hipster
     
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  31. HorseheadsHophead

    HorseheadsHophead Poo-Bah (2,465) Sep 15, 2014 Colorado
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    Too many to mention, but the first one that comes to mind is Old Leghumper. :grin:
     
  32. bluearcade71

    bluearcade71 Initiate (19) Dec 20, 2021 Michigan

    Odd Side Bean Flicker
     
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  33. Mildoze

    Mildoze Initiate (32) Jun 26, 2022 Kansas

    Double Two Hearted Ale... isnt that just four hearted?
     
  34. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Poo-Bah (2,078) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    I wonder how they harvest mole asses anyways...
     
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  35. crazyspicychef

    crazyspicychef Devotee (431) Sep 27, 2012 Pennsylvania

    Citra Ass Down from Against the Grain is a good one as well as The Great Big Kentucky Sausage Fest from the same with a colab.

    Trump Hands from Canon ball Creek. Lol!
     
  36. bbtkd

    bbtkd Poo-Bah (14,615) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    Kros Strain Brewing (Clever Name)

    They also have;
    • Barrelywine
    • Bernstein Beer
    • Can You Print This For Me
    • Dad Jokes
    • Dunkel Breakin' My Heart
    • Everyone Gets Lei'd
     
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  37. bbtkd

    bbtkd Poo-Bah (14,615) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    From Fair State Brewing Cooperative;
    • Corporate Sellout Move
    • Extreme Leisure
    • Freak Gasoline Fight Incident
    • Heated Agreement
    • Invented Traditions
    • Lobster Stuffed With Tacos
    • Productive Confusion
    • Where Did You Get Those Shoes?
     
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  38. crazyspicychef

    crazyspicychef Devotee (431) Sep 27, 2012 Pennsylvania

    Dirty Sanchez from Fierce Beer Co.
    One of the best names yet!
     
  39. Axtimusprime

    Axtimusprime Initiate (76) May 30, 2013 Massachusetts

    I just came here to tell you I told Rich about this and he got a huge kick out of it.
     
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  40. Snowcrash000

    Snowcrash000 Poo-Bah (4,616) Oct 4, 2017 Germany
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