What's the wackiest beer name ever?

My favorite is Kilt Flasher. There's plenty of other silly ones: Savannah River Brewery would have some good puns, for example, but it's still my favorite

 

Budweiser (not sarcastic)

 

That's freakin poertry

 

Kiss the goat from gigantic. Smoked doppelbock if I recall correctly.
The bees made honey in the lions skull from TRVE.

 

This is a topic near and dear to my heart.

Covers.com is a sports betting website and I post frequently in their forums. Just before this year's Super Bowl I started a "Guess my crazy Super Bowl beer" topic. I listed 13 beers with funny names. The topic was more popular than I expected.

https://www.covers.com/forum/general-discussion-35/guess-my-crazy-super-bowl-beer-103613804

 

Nobody Smiles In Old Pictures, an American Pale Ale from Logyard.

 

I like
Morning Wood!

 

Moose Drool from Big Sky.

 

Nudder Budder Cheesecake.
Yuck!

 

Surf n Turf.
Beer with beef jerky and lobster.
Really, no kidding, it existed.
I'm getting I'll thinking about it.

 

Pretty much everything made by Youngblood https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/59602/

 

HEY DAD, DID YOU CHANGE THE PASSWORD ON OUR DISNEY + ACCOUNT? MY EX-GIRLFRIEND IS TRYING TO USE IT AND CAN’T GET IN.

 

Anyone Have Any Thoughts On What An Empty New Haven Train Car Means? (Evil Twin)

Christmas Eve At A New York City Hotel Room (ditto)

And my personal favorite:
Basket of Puppies (Forager)

What any of these names has to do with beer is anybody's guess.

 

I seem to recall Clown Shoes having some pretty wacky names.

I looked up one names "The Exorcism of Rich Ackerman"

 

Nice Dumb & Dumber reference.

 

The back side can art is good to. Shows Petey with a taped on head, couple baseball cards and marbles.

 

I always liked Kent Falls:
"Walking Away In Slow Motion While The Car Explodes Behind You"

 

This was one of the very first beers I ever drank back in the 1970's. It's name was taken from a semi-famous post World War 1 song originally recorded in 1918. I do not know the name of the brewer (it was too long ago).

"Would You Rather Be A Colonel With An Eagle On Your Shoulder, Or A Private With A Chicken On Your Knee"

You can listen to the song at the following link:

 

That's just bad grammar.

 

Blame Loyd or Harry.

 

Unicorn Farts?

 

Tradition hazies generally follow spam call type messages... I believe one is something akin to: We're Trying to Reach You Regarding Your Extended Car Warranty"

 

honourable mention also to “RUNNING A SUB 4 MIN MILE IS IMPRESSIVE. RUNNING A SUB 4 MIN MILE EVERY YEAR SINCE 2003 IS UNBELIEVABLE - OR IS IT?”

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24300/616496/

 

Alimony Ale

 

“Mike’s MILF Stout” from Bugnutty Brewing, FL. They don’t offer it anymore, but it was good while it lasted.

 

A semi-sleuthed guess would be Geriatric Hipster

 

Too many to mention, but the first one that comes to mind is Old Leghumper.

 

Odd Side Bean Flicker

 

Double Two Hearted Ale... isnt that just four hearted?

 

I wonder how they harvest mole asses anyways...

 

Citra Ass Down from Against the Grain is a good one as well as The Great Big Kentucky Sausage Fest from the same with a colab.

Trump Hands from Canon ball Creek. Lol!

 

Kros Strain Brewing (Clever Name)

They also have;

• Barrelywine
• Bernstein Beer
• Can You Print This For Me
• Dad Jokes
• Dunkel Breakin' My Heart
• Everyone Gets Lei'd

 

From Fair State Brewing Cooperative;

• Corporate Sellout Move
• Extreme Leisure
• Freak Gasoline Fight Incident
• Heated Agreement
• Invented Traditions
• Lobster Stuffed With Tacos
• Productive Confusion
• Where Did You Get Those Shoes?

 

Dirty Sanchez from Fierce Beer Co.
One of the best names yet!

 

I just came here to tell you I told Rich about this and he got a huge kick out of it.