What's the worst beer from your state that you have tried.

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  1. devlishdamsel

    devlishdamsel Initiate (0) Aug 1, 2009 Washington

  2. DaveAnderson

    DaveAnderson Devotee (480) Jan 11, 2011 Minnesota

  3. BrownAleMale

    BrownAleMale Initiate (0) Dec 14, 2011 Wisconsin
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    I'll probably get clubbed for this one but New Glarus Black Top with all those floral hops :p
     
  4. cyrushire

    cyrushire Defender (696) May 25, 2012 Florida
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  5. ThePorterSorter

    ThePorterSorter Meyvn (1,423) Aug 10, 2010 Oregon
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  6. vthippie

    vthippie Initiate (146) Dec 18, 2012 Vermont

    Without question it would be Magic Hat Mother Lager, this beer actually tastes like vomit and were you to drink this beer to the point of vomiting (which, I suspect, would not require very much of this poison to achieve) the ensuing vomit would likely taste better than the beer itself. A 77 is far to generous a rating form this schwill, thankfully the decision was made to put beer drinkers out of their misery and it has long since been retired.

    http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/96/12743
     
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  7. BeerThursdays

    BeerThursdays Devotee (411) Feb 28, 2010 Delaware
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    Iron Hill FE15 was pretty horrible.
     
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  8. KevSal

    KevSal Savant (908) Oct 17, 2010 California
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  9. bismarksays

    bismarksays Initiate (0) Dec 7, 2008 Iowa

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  10. devlishdamsel

    devlishdamsel Initiate (0) Aug 1, 2009 Washington

    Those reviews are pure comedy. I would be willing to track this beer down just to bring it to a tasting so we all could write horrible reviews.
     
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  11. MattSweatshirt

    MattSweatshirt Initiate (0) Jun 29, 2011 Texas
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    Shiner Bock and it's not even that bad really.
     
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  12. WYVYRN527

    WYVYRN527 Initiate (0) Jan 8, 2007 Minnesota

    Not around anymore, but the old Landmark Brewery in St. Paul put out some pretty bad beers. Landmark was one of them, and perhaps the most vile, Blue Diamond. One should have known better at $7.99 for a 24-pack of cans. Even my old man (who is known for drinking rough stock) found this beer to be a monstrosity.
     
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  13. BasterdInABasket

    BasterdInABasket Aspirant (243) Nov 8, 2010 Wisconsin

  14. DonDirkA

    DonDirkA Initiate (0) Dec 14, 2011 Arizona

  15. Lutter

    Lutter Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2010 Texas

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  16. RobertColianni

    RobertColianni Defender (602) Nov 4, 2008 Pennsylvania

    Victory Otto. That shit is worthless. Y'all thought Rogue Voodoo Maple Bacon was bad...
     
  17. Dmart1223

    Dmart1223 Initiate (0) Oct 27, 2011 Colorado

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  18. notchucknorris

    notchucknorris Poo-Bah (1,887) May 28, 2010 California
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    From California, probably Coastal Fog IPA. Can't touch some of the bad beers from other states, but it's pretty gross, nonetheless.
     
  19. babaracas

    babaracas Poo-Bah (1,744) Jan 30, 2008 Florida

    Most everything by Florida Beer is pretty rough, especially Swamp Ape, but there's a brewpub in Boca that seemingly pours a bad pale ale over fruit loops and then puts it on nitro tap... pretty sure no one in the entire state can do worse.
     
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  20. Brunite

    Brunite Initiate (0) Sep 21, 2009 Illinois

    Agreed. How often does one find "urinal cake" as a descriptor for the flavor of beer....much less multiple times for the same beer!o_O
     
  21. Brunite

    Brunite Initiate (0) Sep 21, 2009 Illinois

    Agreed. You'll get yourself thrown out of the Sugar Shack for making those kinda comments!!
     
  22. JNauser

    JNauser Initiate (0) Oct 17, 2012 Missouri
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    Zon from Boulevard
     
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  23. UnderJoath

    UnderJoath Initiate (0) Jul 29, 2010 Illinois
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    Apparently you don't drink a lot of local beer.... :D
     
  24. LivingWeapon

    LivingWeapon Initiate (0) Oct 29, 2012 Illinois

    Well the first thing that comes to mind for me is Goose Island Cubby Blueberry. Tasted pretty bad but even worse I felt like throwing up after drinking it. Dont even know why I ordered it, I am iffy on fruit beers, and Im a Sox fan.
     
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  25. priwen

    priwen Initiate (0) Apr 1, 2007 Arkansas

    Diamond Bear Pale Ale
     
  26. arfenhouse

    arfenhouse Initiate (0) Oct 29, 2012 California

    Karl Strauss Red Trolley Ale, prize-winning my ass.
     
  27. flayedandskinned

    flayedandskinned Initiate (0) Jan 1, 2011 California
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    Well there is a bud brewery here in Cali, so I guess Bud? If that doesn't count, probably Heritages 1 Door Sour Red. Shit was disgusting. Nothing but shit overly sweet malt with a huge acetone and diactyl presence. Absolutely awful.
     
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  28. Cenosillicaphobe

    Cenosillicaphobe Initiate (0) Jul 24, 2011 Maine

    I'm from Maine...and I gotta go with Shipyard's Pumpkinhead...yet people here go apeshit over it...I will never grasp that.
     
  29. legend8706

    legend8706 Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2012 Virginia

    Track 1 from Roanoke Railhouse...
     
  30. LeRose

    LeRose Savant (923) Nov 24, 2011 Massachusetts
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    Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic...no reason to exist, IMHO.
     
  31. RochefortChris

    RochefortChris Savant (930) Oct 2, 2012 North Carolina
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    RJ Rockers pumpkin beer. Their beer is mediocre are best (except Fish Paralyzer which is pretty good) but their pumpkin beer is just awful.
     
  32. klaybie

    klaybie Initiate (0) Nov 15, 2009 Illinois

    IL: 312 I'm sure there are worse from my state, by not too many local breweries make it down to Central IL.
     
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  33. bryanole27

    bryanole27 Aspirant (227) Jun 24, 2011 North Carolina

    FL - Swamp Ape
    NC - don't know yet
     
  34. MatthewPlus

    MatthewPlus Disciple (323) Jan 2, 2013 Florida
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    In Florida there is an upstart brewery in Brandon called 3 Palms. They made a beer called Ruby Pogo that was on a guest tap at CCB. It was disturbingly bad. tasted like infected cherry paint-thinner. Really, unbelievably poor.
     
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  35. OneDropSoup

    OneDropSoup Meyvn (1,048) Dec 9, 2008 Pennsylvania

    I remember hearing The Beer Snobs podcast trashing that & figured it was just their complete inexperience with sours, but yeah, I've heard it's kinda nasty.

    For me? Beaver Brewing's I.Porter.A., Basil, & Saison de Beaver.
     
  36. LeRose

    LeRose Savant (923) Nov 24, 2011 Massachusetts
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    I spend enough time in Wisconsin to call out Oso Doe in Heat...gives me the heebie jeebies even thinking about it...
     
  37. kmello69

    kmello69 Defender (617) Nov 27, 2011 Texas
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    THIS! Wholly hell is this beer awful. Shared it with 2 other people, and we all took one drink and dumped the damn stuff out. Horrible, horrible beer that was rushed to market and priced too high. Fool me once....
     
  38. Seanniek91

    Seanniek91 Defender (640) Jul 1, 2012 Rhode Island
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    Probably anything from Throwback Brewery in NH.
     
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  39. weonfire

    weonfire Zealot (532) Sep 4, 2012 Illinois
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    State: Kentucky
    Beer: Kentucky - Bourbon Barrel Ale.
    This beer single handedly almost turned me away from ever trying another 'bourbon barrel' beer.
    some locals love it....i hate it
    fourtuantly, for me, i was not turned away. BCBS, Black Note, Schlafly's BA imperial stout, Old Rasputin XV to name a few have certainly won me over
     
  40. CellarGimp

    CellarGimp Disciple (331) Sep 14, 2011 Missouri

    Bud Select 55
     
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