Would you go to a Naked Beer Festival?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by tkdchampxi, Apr 22, 2014.

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  1. tkdchampxi

    tkdchampxi Initiate (0) Oct 19, 2010 New Jersey

  2. ChanChan

    ChanChan Initiate (0) Dec 12, 2009 California

    NO! Just think of all the beer-geeks you know!!

    No thank you!!
  3. GreesyFizeek

    GreesyFizeek Poo-Bah (9,110) Mar 6, 2013 New York
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    Given that craft beer is mostly enjoyed by large hairy bearded guys, I'm gonna pass.
  4. Rekrule

    Rekrule Zealot (594) Nov 11, 2011 Massachusetts

    After seeing what clothed beer geeks in the northeast look like....not a chance in hell.
  5. Providence

    Providence Crusader (740) Feb 24, 2010 Rhode Island

    So the real question is would I like to see a bunch of fat dudes naked?

    My answer to that question is "no".
  6. rozzom

    rozzom Meyvn (1,035) Jan 22, 2011 New York

    Is it me or have we just stumbled onto the solution for limited releases?
  7. RblWthACoz

    RblWthACoz Initiate (0) Aug 19, 2006 Pennsylvania

    I don't care to see about 98.3% of this state naked. There isn't enough Vanilla Bean Dark Lord to sway me on that one.
  8. tkdchampxi

    tkdchampxi Initiate (0) Oct 19, 2010 New Jersey

    $18 beer festival - UNLIMITED PtY, Heady Topper, KBS, and Cantillon... but you have to be naked...
  9. bilhelm

    bilhelm Initiate (177) May 12, 2011 Kentucky

    This is the only viable excuse I can conceive to actively seek out the BMC tents. Their "craft" is objectifying women. I seriously doubt they would disappoint. But no.
  10. rozzom

    rozzom Meyvn (1,035) Jan 22, 2011 New York

    Plus bringing your mother-in-law along as a mule just took on a whole new level of commitment for all concerned.
  11. SanFranJake

    SanFranJake Initiate (0) Nov 2, 2012 California

    If the avatars are accurate, there are a couple BA chicks I'd love to see naked drinking good beer.
    That being said, here in San Francisco there are tons of hot chicks who go to the beerfests. They don't know shit about beer other than it's all you came drink, so there's that.
    But were the Fest in Portland or anywhere else, I'd pass.
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  12. King_Ranch

    King_Ranch Initiate (0) Feb 19, 2014 Texas

    I'd do it, what the hell.
    See what you like, ignore what you don't.
    Hell I selectively hear things all the time, can't be too much different.

    As for limited releases, more for me if they actually did trend that way I guess.
    Come on Jester King, let's do this!
  13. Sneers

    Sneers Initiate (0) Dec 27, 2009 Pennsylvania

    C'mon, man…
  14. teledeluxe

    teledeluxe Initiate (0) Nov 21, 2013 Illinois

    Talk about a sausage party... no thanks. What would that ratio be? 30:1?

    Maybe if guys were required to be accompanied by a female to even things out. Actually, that isn't a bad stipulation for clothed events!
  15. LambicPentameter

    LambicPentameter Initiate (0) Aug 29, 2012 Nebraska

  16. jageraholic

    jageraholic Disciple (333) Sep 16, 2009 Massachusetts

    I've been to the american craft beer fest and the extreme beer fest in boston and there is way too much bumping into each other and close quarters in lines for me to want to attend a beer fest naked.
  17. marquis

    marquis Champion (804) Nov 20, 2005 England

    Yes. If people saw me naked they would run off and leave me with the beer.
  18. mizary

    mizary Initiate (0) Oct 25, 2007 Ohio

    I wouldn't mind. This is a great way to expose nudists to good beer and expose beer snobs to nudism! I would never feel comfortable going to a regular nudist event... but if it was centered around beer... I'd feel better about it.
  19. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Defender (627) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana

    I'm afraid someone might shoot me thinking i was the sasquatch, it is the Poconos...
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  20. checktherhyme

    checktherhyme Initiate (161) Apr 8, 2008 Washington

    Where do I sign up?
  21. tkdchampxi

    tkdchampxi Initiate (0) Oct 19, 2010 New Jersey

    liquid courage after all
  22. Andrew041180

    Andrew041180 Initiate (0) Mar 15, 2013 Massachusetts

    Not for me thanks. For those of you go, please remember your sunblock.
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  23. maltmaster420

    maltmaster420 Initiate (0) Aug 17, 2005 Oregon

    ...and many of you wonder why there aren't more women active in the beer scene...
  24. Infinite1

    Infinite1 Initiate (0) Jul 2, 2010 Illinois

    I'll keep my eyes closed and get to drink all the awesome beers
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  25. SerialTicker

    SerialTicker Initiate (0) Jun 18, 2012 Michigan

    Sounds hot.

    Would be awesome to be surrounded by hairy and obese 50-year-old men.

    Can you say... sassidgefest? Not to mention it'd just turn into a gigantic orgy. Old men with three inch wood. Drunken sex with vomit and diarrhea all over the place. My eyes can do without that.

  26. PSU_Mike

    PSU_Mike Initiate (0) Sep 6, 2013 Pennsylvania

    This will go over like a fart in a church on a metal chair.

    For some absurd reason that escapes me, the Poconos is a resort destination for some. But, the socioeconomic backdrop of the area is lower end. There is a massive influx from New York city and other metropolitan areas due to cheap housing and easy to obtain Section 8 government assistance. This demographic is not your typical craft beer drinker. Moreover, this is not the type of person I'd want to be seeing naked.
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  27. Norica

    Norica Aspirant (224) Feb 2, 2006 Massachusetts

    Naked Beer Fests were so much better 10 years ago.
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  28. KelsoSaaz

    KelsoSaaz Initiate (0) Jan 24, 2013 Maine

    People on here seem to think the point of nude beaches and nudist colonies/events is to go to stare at other people. These BAs are the pervy, leering person at the nude beach that no one else likes.
  29. JohnSnowNW

    JohnSnowNW Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2013 Minnesota

    The problem here is that nudity is being portrayed sexually, both in the flyer and peoples responses'. That really isn't the point of nudism.

    That said, I couldn't get my wife to go...so I wouldn't attend.
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  30. rgordon

    rgordon Meyvn (1,127) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina

    Can you wear sandals and a pretzel necklace?
  31. semibaked

    semibaked Zealot (585) Mar 27, 2007 Illinois

    No, sounds dumb and gimmicky.
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  32. Danny1217

    Danny1217 Initiate (0) Jul 15, 2011 Florida

    Will there be whalez?
  33. GreesyFizeek

    GreesyFizeek Poo-Bah (9,110) Mar 6, 2013 New York
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  34. abreyer

    abreyer Initiate (0) Mar 25, 2012 Massachusetts

    Could this happen but be females-only to avoid all the hairy 50-year-old-man ogles? Who's in?
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  35. RangnaR

    RangnaR Initiate (0) Dec 17, 2012 California

    Between the hairiness, beer bellies, and ZZ Top beards, most guys will still be pretty-much dressed.
  36. WTKeene

    WTKeene Initiate (0) Jul 13, 2013 New Mexico

  37. JISurfer

    JISurfer Initiate (0) Dec 10, 2002 South Carolina

    Guaranteed it's mostly people you wouldn't want to see naked.
  38. cherche

    cherche Meyvn (1,160) Mar 27, 2013 Washington

    I am there.
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  39. DrumKid003

    DrumKid003 Initiate (0) Aug 10, 2013 Oklahoma

    Fuck that idea. Even if someone offered to pay me, I would absolutely refuse to attend something like that.
  40. Obsidian

    Obsidian Initiate (0) Dec 9, 2012 California

    I would go if they had an equal ratio of men to women, but the reality is it would be a total sausage fest.
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