Wynkoop to release Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout (no joke)

Discussion in 'Mountain' started by wagenvolks, Oct 1, 2012.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. wagenvolks

    wagenvolks Initiate (0) Sep 23, 2005 Texas

    http://blogs.denverpost.com/beer/2012/10/01/joke-wynkoop-brews-rocky-mountain-oyster-stout/6330/
    Looks like it will be making an appearance at GABF this year.

    Can't wait for the ISO posts...

    ISO: Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout; FT: My left nut!
     
    tacosandbeer likes this.
  2. robinsmv

    robinsmv Initiate (0) Jun 24, 2010 Florida

    And here I always thought that bull balls would go better with the flavor profile of a Gose
     
    Slatetank likes this.
  3. cmmcdonn

    cmmcdonn Initiate (0) Jun 21, 2009 Virginia

    I was just about to issue a "WTF?" as to why testicles were an ingredient in an oyster stout. Good thing I clicked on the article. :oops:
     
  4. MaxSpang

    MaxSpang Initiate (0) Jan 28, 2011 Ohio

    It takes a lot of balls to brew a beer like that.
     
  5. jivex5k

    jivex5k Initiate (0) Apr 13, 2011 Florida

    LOL
    That's.....interesting.
     
  6. Todd

    Todd Founder (5,310) Aug 23, 1996 Colorado
    Staff Subscriber Beer Trader

    More from today's press release:
    Here's a pic of them preparing the testicles ...
    [​IMG]

    Blog post for even more info:
    http://www.wynkoop.com/beer-blog/item/150-wynkoop-to-release-ballsiest-beer-ever
     
  7. wagenvolks

    wagenvolks Initiate (0) Sep 23, 2005 Texas

    all i could read from that was 'meaty loads'...:oops:
     
  8. Domingo

    Domingo Poo-Bah (2,136) Apr 23, 2005 Colorado
    Subscriber Beer Trader

    They're lucky they have Marty Jones as their pitchman. This one...I just don't think I can...
     
  9. PaulB

    PaulB Initiate (0) Sep 3, 2002 Massachusetts

    Just tell your fellow tickers it's a Nut Brown Ale
     
    vurt, quirkzoo, tinypyramids and 4 others like this.
  10. oldp0rt

    oldp0rt Initiate (0) Feb 24, 2011 Quebec (Canada)

    That's a great idea... I have a skunk invasion at my place, I can just catch them, put them in the blender and use them for home brewing..
     
  11. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Champion (871) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
    Beer Trader

    Swallow...?
    Really, how many people have had mikkeller beer geek brunch weasel? If I can drink weasel shit I'm pretty sure this won't be an issue either.
     
  12. gestyr

    gestyr Disciple (383) Dec 5, 2005 Pennsylvania

    I am not sure I have the balls to try this. :)
     
  13. joshclauss

    joshclauss Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2010 Colorado
    Beer Trader

    I bet it wins gold in experimental.
     
  14. knucks999

    knucks999 Initiate (0) Sep 30, 2008 Colorado

    Oh man, you're probably so right, that's hilarious. I just hope it's been sold before the GABF deadline, or else it's not admissible.
     
  15. SalukiAlum

    SalukiAlum Initiate (0) Dec 19, 2010 Colorado

    I bet I try some!!
     
  16. joshclauss

    joshclauss Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2010 Colorado
    Beer Trader

    @Saluki, that was a forgone conclusion what with your known love of balls. I mean, who among us HASN'T been to a tasting where the mic gets passed to Saluki for his thoughts, and he just proclaims - apropos of nothing aside from his unwavering dedication to all things testicular - "I love balls!"
     
    SalukiAlum likes this.
  17. Slatetank

    Slatetank Poo-Bah (4,776) Oct 9, 2006 Pennsylvania
    Beer Trader

    I would be interested since the testicles are sterile (from boiling)
     
  18. VegasBeerMan

    VegasBeerMan Initiate (11) Jul 28, 2007 Nevada

    If that's what you need to tell yourself to swallow this whole, go ahead. Maybe, if you hold the bottle from the bottom and give it a little tickle, it'll be great...
    The only meat I might like in my Beer is Bacon. Too bad Baller Stout was already taken.
     
  19. MileHighShooter

    MileHighShooter Initiate (154) Nov 23, 2010 Colorado

    Yes it does! Apparently, it takes 3 per barrel! lol
     
  20. southdenverhoo

    southdenverhoo Disciple (327) Aug 13, 2004 Colorado

    some days, more than others, I remember what my dear old pappy told me, back in '65 I believe it was. During the "birds and bees" talk I believe.

    "Son, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should do it, do you understand?"
     
  21. MartyJones12

    MartyJones12 Initiate (0) Nov 15, 2007 Colorado

    It's great seeing these comments, I hope you nuts will stop by and give our Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout a try at GABF or Wynkoop. We would never steer you wrong.
     
  22. dauss

    dauss Defender (649) Aug 9, 2003 Colorado
    Subscriber Beer Trader

    You guys could have called the beer "Tea Bag"
     
    denver10 likes this.
  23. joshclauss

    joshclauss Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2010 Colorado
    Beer Trader

    "Steer"? I see what you did there...
     
  24. tacosandbeer

    tacosandbeer Aspirant (247) Sep 24, 2010 Nebraska
    Beer Trader

  25. Mebuzzard

    Mebuzzard Poo-Bah (3,396) May 19, 2005 Colorado

    tacosandbeer likes this.
  26. Domingo

    Domingo Poo-Bah (2,136) Apr 23, 2005 Colorado
    Subscriber Beer Trader

    Belgorado kicks ass. Not too sure about the stout even if it isn't that bad.
     
  27. Mebuzzard

    Mebuzzard Poo-Bah (3,396) May 19, 2005 Colorado

    You're just nuts

    :confused: Hey-O!
     
  28. tacosandbeer

    tacosandbeer Aspirant (247) Sep 24, 2010 Nebraska
    Beer Trader

    That was short-lived. BeerJobber is no more.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  • About Us

    Your go-to website for beer (since 1996), publishers of BeerAdvocate magazine (since 2006) and hosts of world-class beer events (since 2003). Respect Beer.
  • BeerAdvocate Microbrew Invitational

    Join us June 2-3, 2017 in Boston, Mass. for beer, cider, mead, kombucha and sake from over 70 small producers.

    Learn More
  • Subscribe to BeerAdvocate Magazine

    No fake news here. Get real beer content delivered to your doorstep every month.

    Subscribe