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Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by cincysig, Feb 22, 2013.

  1. Cynic-ale

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    I fail to follow your logic.
     
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    I have beer wood
     
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  3. PeterJ

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    What if you have more locations than temperatures :(
     
  4. Michigan

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    When Vermont seems like a nice place to be.

    When you consider honeymooning in Belgium.

    When you looking into what it takes to be a Trappist Monk.

    When you find your girlfriend drinking wine out of your Teku.
     
  5. loafinaround

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    that means you have a leftover bourbon county barrel in your backyard, right?
     
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  6. Schwantz

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    Er....basement. Yeah! Thanks! It's uh.... Thanks! ;
     
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    Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! I'm just shy of two months as a non-smoker... and all the other reasons to not smoke never panned out for me, but this... really being able to taste beers... I think this will keep me away from ever buying another pack!
     
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  9. time4lunch

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    Can you please ship me that chandelle? Thank you. Pm me for adress...
     
  10. Thedrizzle

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    Brings a tear to my eye. God bless America.
     
  11. MikeEhrmantraut

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    When I grow up I want to be you.
     
  12. Andygirl

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    Damn, I didn't even think of that. Sorry.
     
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  13. Ri0

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    I spend all night on BA.com
     
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    When your wife(not a beer drinker) is in the hospital for pneumonia and tells you go ahead bring in a couple of beers to share with my son-in-law,because you guys like to enjoy beer on Tuesday night dinner.
     
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  15. Immortale25

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    When you're planning on moving to New Orleans, you go on Seekabrew.com and find out the distribution is worse than any other state you've lived in, but you thank God there's at least this place (and probably others) to look forward to: http://theavenuepub.com/beer-spirits/big-beer-list New Orleans area BAs: Please tell me I'm right!
     
  16. brikelly

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    When you hoard every box you get from Amazon to use for trades

    When you tell your boss you'd love to go on business trips to Brussels

    When you travel with a luggage scale, ziploc bags and bubble wrap

    When you can understand this sentence and it makes you laugh:
    ISO: BA DL, DDG, T25, BCBCS, CW BBBW, FF, FFF, 3F, FT: 2xHT
     
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    When you spend as much on a bomber of beer as on a typical bottle of wine.
    Today I paid $15 for a 750ml of this today: http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/9408/90237
    I only noticed after I looked at my receipt when leaving the liquor store. Wine: $12 & $13. Beer: $6, $10 & $15.
     
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  18. puboflyons

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    When you remove the light bulb from your fridge so your beer doesn't get light struck every time you open the door.
     
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    Very nice!

    When we buy our first house in the near future I already have permission from my wife to setup a wet bar with a couple taps and cellar (beer & wine) in the basement. Room permitting: a pool table.
     
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  20. decimator

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    That's a very nice beer menu they've got!

    Here's the selection for a local Italian restaurant in my town called Pub Italia: http://www.pubitalia.ca/beer.html
     
  21. Immortale25

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    Any Dieu du Ciel on that list? Can't tell since there's no brewery info for some of the beers.
     
  22. decimator

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    I don't recognize anything that could be DDC on that list so probably not.
     
  23. Jaycase

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    When this is your de rigeur accessory leaving the house

    [​IMG]
     
  24. caskstrength

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    when you respond in this thread

    when you not infrequently walk into a bar, read the tap list, then walk out

    when you ask the bartender to serve your beer in a specific piece of glassware you spied behind the bar

    when you're more comfortable with Julian dating than the standard mm/dd/yyyy format

    when the weather forecast matters more for your beer shipments than the rest of your life
     
  25. Satchboogie

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    THIS. I think it's time to refill on Heady Topper....
     
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    THIS!
     
  27. Immortale25

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    That's unfortunate.
     
  28. TheSixthRing

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    When a beer store with a 3,000+ variety isn't quite cutting it for your needs and wants.
     
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  29. brewtus

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    When you know about beer releases before you shops buyer does
     
  30. Pando

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    When your partner.....not sexual (on the job).....asks you what's more important!!
     
  31. scottpeeling

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    when you race home to check the ratings, comments, origin, surrounding area and label info of a beer before even opening the bottle.
     
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    (I'm a waiter) When I go to a table and only tell them what craft beers we have, and then lie if they ask if we have a Corona... when it's February...
     
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    when your wife knows to check the beer list before even suggesting the restaurant you're going out to.
     
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    When you relocate on a whim to a beer city and stay for a year...Seattle Denver...Asheville next?
     
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    When you are on beeradvocate checking the ratings, comments, origin, surrounding area and label info of a beer while you are still browsing the shelves in the the store.
     
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    When youre doing a side by side with a KBS and a Schlitz. Yeah, thats right.
     
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    You have a day off and don't know what to do, so you visit multiple of your favorite liquor stores, just to see whats new.
     
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    When you see a beer you are not quite sure of then break out your smart phone in the store to check its rating on BA.
     
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    It's simple, you're a beer nerd when you walk in to your local shop like a man on a mission as you hastily dart toward the beer section and your eyes begin scanning at warp speed. As if you're going to find some new gem that wasn't there 24 hours ago. You realize you have had every beer that you see so you begin making executive decisions as if it determines your life. 30 minutes later, you let out a deep sigh as you make your purchase and as you leave... You feel like a f****ing boss
     
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    This topic makes me love BeerAdvocate.
     
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