You know you're a beer geek...

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by cincysig, Feb 22, 2013.

  1. flayedandskinned

    flayedandskinned Jan 1, 2011 California
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    So tempted to set up a trade just to get your address.
     
  2. CTJman

    CTJman Jan 14, 2013 Connecticut
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    When you're in china and travel hours from Beijing to Shanghai searching for the 6 breweries they have in the middle of run down dark allies. Yah I've been doing that this month
     
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  3. PeterJ

    PeterJ Dec 5, 2012 California

    When you think "what the hell am I going to do with only one Armand 4 Seasons box?"

    When you get nervous because you're down to only one case of a favorite beer.

    When you see a beer collection for sale and immediately check for a flight to the city it's in.
     
  4. itsiilegal

    itsiilegal Feb 13, 2013 California

    i.e. Mikkeller Cat Poop Coffee Beer.
     
  5. Lutter

    Lutter Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    My girlfriend asked me about the Firestone Walker XVI I just got in a trade and her eyes started rolling back into her head when I pulled out the info sheet from inside the box and started listing off the barrel-aged beers in the blend. lol.
     
  6. beerman4

    beerman4 Mar 22, 2009 California

    When it takes you one day to move all the beer you own to a place that you are moving into.
    When all your shirts and sweaters are beer related.
    When your fridge is full of beer, and you have nothing but beer glassware in the cabinet.
     
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  7. beercanman

    beercanman Dec 17, 2012 Ohio

    When you have to run out for one thing and you hit all the bottle shops in your area as well.
     
  8. DelMontiac

    DelMontiac Oct 22, 2010 Oklahoma

    ...when you look to your cellar to find that perfect birthday gift for someone.
     
  9. T-RO

    T-RO Nov 9, 2012 New Hampshire
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    when your wife opens the door to the water pump closet in the basement and says "I found your stash"

    when a second decent beer store opens within 5 miles of your fave and you end up spending double each week because both owners are great folks.

    When you're on the phone with your bosses boss and put him on hold when a co-worker comes in with a beer question.
     
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  10. BradStokley

    BradStokley Jan 19, 2013 Maryland
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    when you start talking about beer in front of your friends and they all roll their eyes, again.

    or when no one you know has ever heard of any of the beers in your basement.
     
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  11. slim2043

    slim2043 Jul 23, 2012 Connecticut

    When you start drinking IPAs only at breweries and out of growlers from breweries because the 1-2 week old cans and bottles just don't do it for you anymore... You need fresh hops!

    When your nights are spent formulating recipes and your weekends are spent crafting them into delicious beer

    When your smartphone doubles as a bottle opener
     
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  12. mcrago

    mcrago Oct 6, 2012 Indiana

    When you create a spreadsheet to track the beers you own... (I do this)o_O
     
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  13. slim2043

    slim2043 Jul 23, 2012 Connecticut

    We all do
     
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  14. Blueribbon666

    Blueribbon666 Jul 4, 2008 Ohio

    When you spend time in the beer aisle, beer store whathaveya like you used to spend time in the nearly extinct record stores of old...or being labeled the "beer whisperer" by the waiter @ a recent gathering of friends @ a birthday dinner. Despite HIS label, this guy was no slouch @ describing the beers on hand to the uninitiated in our dinner party.
     
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  15. Soloveitchik

    Soloveitchik Feb 7, 2013 New York
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    when you almost start arguing with the BMC distributer stocking the shelves b/c he really wants you to try their 'new and improved' brew.
     
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  16. MarioM

    MarioM Sep 13, 2009 California

    When you walk into a shop and an employee brings out something special from the back without having to ask if there's something new.
     
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  17. bierman2000

    bierman2000 Jan 8, 2003 Pennsylvania

    How about you have Named Glassware for each style oh wait Belgium already does that :)
    In my case your bar is so full of Breweriana that you can't fit your Glass on it and use another table.
     
  18. mcomben

    mcomben Dec 2, 2008 Michigan
    Beer Trader

    ^This
    My dad's birthday was on Wednesday and we're getting together this weekend for dinner. He's the type that buys whatever he needs when he needs it so its hard to buy gifts for him. Opened up the cellar, pulled out a black note and bcbs. He's yet to have either, but loves barrel aged stouts so I'm really excited to share these with him.
     
  19. mcomben

    mcomben Dec 2, 2008 Michigan
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    Additionally, when you are heading over to another BA's house you make sure to bring a few bottles with. Not necessarily special brews or to drink together that night, but because you wanted to make sure he has the opportunity to try it or the you're worried you wont be able to tackle it before the hops fade.

    I guess it's kind of like a BA version of handshake or hug.
     
  20. ALitteral

    ALitteral Jun 11, 2012 Pennsylvania

    Perfect!
     
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  21. Stugotzo

    Stugotzo Jun 13, 2012 Florida

    I'm not gay.... but, will you marry me? o_O
     
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  22. musicman7070

    musicman7070 Aug 26, 2012 New Jersey
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    Special cleaning solution exists for beer glasses?! Where can I get some? And here I've been using dish detergent this whole time. lol And also, what are the benefits of using special cleaning solution as opposed to normal dish detergent?
     
  23. fox227

    fox227 Nov 19, 2010 California

    Can I be your friend?
     
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  24. adkieffer

    adkieffer Nov 23, 2010 Washington

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    Hot damn! Great idea for one of my dad's extra rooms

    Thank you for also giving me a picture i can show to my wife so she can see i don't have a beer problem yet!
     
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  25. raynmoon

    raynmoon Aug 13, 2011 Colorado
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    ...when you post on this thread.
     
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  26. MostlyNorwegian

    MostlyNorwegian Feb 5, 2013 Illinois

    When there are beer books and catalogs in the bathroom.
     
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  27. EyePeeAyBryan

    EyePeeAyBryan Dec 20, 2011 Arizona
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    When you have more breweries/bars than actual human friends on facebook and twitter.
     
  28. DelMontiac

    DelMontiac Oct 22, 2010 Oklahoma

    ...when your legs go numb while reading Beer Advocate magazine on the crapper.
     
  29. DrGonzoDDS

    DrGonzoDDS Mar 7, 2010 Illinois
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    you're a dick. That is coming from a place of pure jealously. also, can I move in?
     
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  30. dennho

    dennho Oct 29, 2006 New York

    Keep it up buddy, 14 months for me. It gets better!
     
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  31. TheBeerAlmanac

    TheBeerAlmanac Mar 3, 2011 Kentucky
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    I've never actually cried out of sheer happiness, thank you.
     
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  32. LOCAL

    LOCAL Oct 29, 2006 New Hampshire

    when the beer store hires you.
     
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  33. cbros

    cbros Aug 20, 2006 Oregon

    When you break the stem on your favorite snifter and instead of throwing it away you simply have it rest in one of your numerous pint glasses.
     
  34. HokiesandBeer

    HokiesandBeer Jan 10, 2013 Pennsylvania
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    When you start brewing your own.
     
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  35. loafinaround

    loafinaround Jul 16, 2011 New York

    shit, I thought everyone did this. prevents me from wasting $20/bottle!
     
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  36. JrGtr

    JrGtr Apr 13, 2006 Massachusetts
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    When you convert a bedroom into the temp controlled cellar and tasting bar.... and you live in a one-bedroom apartment.
     
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  37. Swik

    Swik Oct 2, 2012 Indiana

    When you plan your vacation around what breweries you want to visit in that particular area
     
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  38. vidguy17

    vidguy17 Feb 2, 2013 Iowa

    When you won't order a beer until after making a dinner selection because you want a good pairing
     
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  39. Stugotzo

    Stugotzo Jun 13, 2012 Florida

    When you point out to your server that "Bass" is not an import... unless Baldwinsville, NY (outside Syracuse) has seceded from the Union. ;)
     
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  40. Droogins

    Droogins Sep 4, 2012 Massachusetts

    When your friend mentions he's traveling to another state and your first thought is "who distributes there?"
     
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