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You know you're a beer geek...

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by cincysig, Feb 22, 2013.

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  1. beertardis

    beertardis Feb 12, 2012 Rhode Island

    lets see his bedroom pics please
  2. vikinghick

    vikinghick Feb 6, 2012 California
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    oh my god that is awesome. Well done, sir!

    ...when you look at these pictures and start fantasizing about your own beer celler/tasting room conversion project.
    djaeon and Siggy125 like this.
  3. Brenden

    Brenden Feb 25, 2008 Ohio
    Subscriber Beer Trader

    Obligatory /endthread
  4. djaeon

    djaeon Oct 2, 2006 California

    When all of your band t-shirts from your younger days have been replaced by beer t-shirts.
    Sunn, shutyourface, MikeWard and 4 others like this.
  5. smokinyodas

    smokinyodas Oct 21, 2012 Florida

    When you are late posting at the end of a thread, only because you are too busy deciphering the beer codes. I'm sure these Mesopotamia, clay tablets are trying to tell me something, but so far only freshness is confirmed… ;)
  6. joedodger

    joedodger May 6, 2008 Michigan

    That's simply automatic. I do this, even locally, just to be sure...
  7. pitweasel

    pitweasel Jun 11, 2007 New York

    I'm pretty sure your cellar is worth more than I make in a year.

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  8. darky

    darky Apr 16, 2010 South Dakota

    When you see a beer on the shelf by a brewery you've never heard of and immediately check it for twist-off caps and dubious origin i.e. BMC pedigree.
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  9. beerindaglass

    beerindaglass Feb 20, 2013 Florida
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    I realized I was one last night when a friend pulled an Olde School out of the back my fridge and started to drink from the bottle. I gasped. Not because he was drinking my last one, but because he didn't pour it in a glass. I quickly remedied that. He and a few others gave me a weird look. Haha.
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  10. ColoradicalBEER

    ColoradicalBEER Dec 2, 2012 Colorado

    When your the beer buyer at a store but tell people about other stores that have hoarded some good beer.

    When only 20 cases of BA Bigfoot come to Colorado and you can't get your hands on any in ruins your day/week.

    When you hide the beers you just purchased from your gf not because she might drink them, but she will get mad with how much you spent.
  11. darky

    darky Apr 16, 2010 South Dakota

    When you take into serious consideration the order in which you drink different beers and/or eat food.
    Soloveitchik likes this.
  12. jar72404

    jar72404 May 31, 2009 Florida

    When you see a box of Samoas girl scout cookies, the "moas" part of it jumps out at you, and you start thinking about MoaS.
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  13. wiscokid920

    wiscokid920 Apr 27, 2011 Wisconsin

    When you rather have a good beer than a good meal
  14. Andygirl

    Andygirl Jan 3, 2013 Michigan

    Or dessert.
  15. arcook11

    arcook11 Nov 27, 2010 Missouri
    Beer Trader

    When you are at your favorite beer bar with your non-beer geek buddy who asks, "Would I like Stone Arrogant Bastard?" And you reply, "Yes, you ordered that last time we were here (which was over a year ago) and thought it tasty."

    His look of concern when he realizes you are correct sums up how everyone in your life feels about your hobby.
  16. luwak

    luwak Mar 2, 2010 Arizona
    Beer Trader

    i actually use baking soda IN the dishwasher....
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  17. Thedrizzle

    Thedrizzle Sep 10, 2012 Florida
    Subscriber Beer Trader

    Or wedding ring ;)
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  18. Danmullens1

    Danmullens1 Mar 24, 2012 Wisconsin

    In the midst of a busy Sunday afternoon you're preoccupied with the reality of having only one Sucks left in the beer fridge.
  19. yamar68

    yamar68 Apr 1, 2011 Minnesota

    When you don't 'like' this comment because you're bitter that he thought of it before you.
    RStang13 and CircusBoy like this.
  20. VeganUndead

    VeganUndead Apr 25, 2012 Virginia
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    Just a heads up, when an inspector calls you in the next couple days stating he needs to do a new assessment your property for tax purposes, ignore him. He's not an inspector, its just me trying to move into your converted bedroom. To you sir, impressive. Cheers.
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  21. VeganUndead

    VeganUndead Apr 25, 2012 Virginia
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    ...when you get random phone calls from friends in the middle of the day because they're at the shop/bar and want to know your thoughts on a potential purchase...
    alamode and loafinaround like this.
  22. TheBeerAlmanac

    TheBeerAlmanac Mar 3, 2011 Kentucky
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    I live 2000 miles away. I'll be there.
  23. jeevo

    jeevo Nov 1, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    Shit -1
    Pants - 0
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  24. NWer

    NWer Mar 10, 2009 Washington
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    When a line containing two or more beer geeks automatically turns into a bottle share - and you're one of them (of course).
  25. IHyphySF

    IHyphySF Nov 21, 2011 California
    Beer Trader

    When you have read page 1-6 of this thread and of all of these responses you relate to more than 75% of said posts.
    luwak, MikeWard, jgluck and 2 others like this.
  26. jborg

    jborg Dec 13, 2009 New York

    When your son is looking at colleges, and you advise him to go to one based on the brewery nearby.
    luwak, creepinjeeper and Kerrie like this.
  27. reizorc

    reizorc Oct 1, 2008 Pennsylvania

    Spreadsheet?? How about the Access Application you built to keep track of your beer collection.
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  28. Skunkdrool

    Skunkdrool Jul 31, 2010 California
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    When you have your wife facetime you the selections in a bottle shop states away so you can have her get everything you cant get at home and smuggle in her suitcase to fly back with.

    When you know youre going to drive somewhere more than an hour away and always bring a cooler just in case
    jgluck, dachshunddude86 and darky like this.
  29. Thirstygoat

    Thirstygoat Nov 22, 2012 Illinois
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    when somebody serves beer in the wrong glass, at the wrong temp or starts raving about some fauve craft beer
    and you start to say what you really think, but the filter ( the one that keeps you from harshly criticizing children)
    kicks in and you soften your comments as not to discourage them from further exploring craft beer.

    When you vow not to hoard IPA & DIPAs and you find a stack of Hopslam cases and only buy a six pack.
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  30. joelwlcx

    joelwlcx Apr 23, 2007 Minnesota

    You know you're a beer geek when you plan a meal around a beer you bought, rather than the other way around.

    Btw... Deli and cheese works best, IMO.
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  31. danedelman

    danedelman Apr 3, 2011 Pennsylvania

    Went to a bar while traveling. Saw miller lite, colors lite, bud lite, other in bev and yueng ling on tap. Asked what bottles were there and shE spouted out a bunch of macros. I said, " I'll have a diet coke". Drank it and went somewhere else.
  32. darky

    darky Apr 16, 2010 South Dakota

    When you start getting waaaaay too serious about glassware.
  33. Spaghett

    Spaghett Oct 27, 2011 California

    guilty azzcharged
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  34. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Mar 18, 2010 California

    When you pour Cantillon in a cake pan to make internet funnies.
  35. Siggy125

    Siggy125 Nov 10, 2006 California
    Beer Trader

    Bourbon & water is my go-to in this case
  36. Beerlover

    Beerlover Mar 15, 2012 Minnesota

    when you call 22 liquor stores in a 15 mile radius to find a beer only released once a year.
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  37. WynnO

    WynnO Oct 24, 2003 Florida

    Harking back to the Seinfeld episode---when a friend, family, or acquaintance visits, starts chatting about beer, and your first thought is, "Are they sponge worthy?"

    The door to my room of beer is always closed when guests arrive. IF and ONLY IF they pass muster do I consider retrieving a beer from the room. If they love what I open, I then consider allowing them entry.
    luwak, DelMontiac and dachshunddude86 like this.
  38. 2beerdogs

    2beerdogs Jan 31, 2005 California
    Subscriber Beer Trader

    When a shelf breaks in your cabinet...under the weight of bottles you're storing.
  39. Terrapin8

    Terrapin8 Oct 27, 2008 Georgia
    Beer Trader

    When you see this post and agree with it 100%
  40. ledzeppelin4

    ledzeppelin4 May 18, 2011 Illinois

    The first two examples apply to myself. Happily.
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