Your craft beer sacrilege

That's why they put the little mark on the can......right?

 

When I walk into a local beer store and ask for a 4 pack of Heady Topper, much less split it. I just get funny looks.

 

Right

 

HEY!!!!!!! Is that a Founders Solo cup?

 

Drink from the can. Eh, I guess you are still doin' it right.

 

I still drink PBR after it was bought buy the stank-ass Russians. WOLVERINES!

 

back in the day my buddy and i would drink half a pbr and then fill the can back up with box wine. called it da strong beer

 

Sitting in the hotel room drinking a bomber of a nice RIS out of the paper coffee cups.

 

Although I love craft beer...I drink Mich Ultra while doing yard work. I am not ashamed to have it in my fridge. This may get this newbie booted from the site but I even drank it yesterday while my wife drink a few tasty Wrought Iron IPAs...and I drank my Ultras out of a pint glass. Father forgive me for I have sinned.

 

I've made many a beer float out of BCBS.

 

I made a beermosa with three-day old PtE just because.

I also used Bourbon County stout as a marinade.

I also threw some cantaloupe chunks in a very subpar Apocalypse IPA. It improved.

 

I don't care about pronunciation. I even say some things the way I want to even though I know the correct pronunciation.

 

I've never even seen Heady in a store. I don't wait in line and I don't chase beer trucks, so for me Heady is non-existent, something I only read about on forums.

 

I mainly drink my favorite beers over and over instead of constantly drinking new ones
I actually drink seasonally and think it is stupid to drink Stouts & Porters in the Summer
I do not have some ideological hatred of AB Inbev
I do not feel deprived that I have never had beers from Hill Farmstead or Russian River
I think KBS is wildly overrated
I do not get why so many people like Yeungling-their beers aren't very good.
I do not get why so many people despise Sam Adams-some of their beers are really good.
I think anyone can drink any beer they want and it is not my place to criticize or 'educate' them.
I think European breweries are on average, better than American breweries
I don't get the whole CAMRA/ Cask thing.

 

All stouts and porters pretty much taste the same to me.

 

When I was much younger, I once played beer pong using Two Hearted. It was what we had & none of us knew any better.

 

I actually like Blue Moon and their weird flavors.
I too often drink from a pint glass.
I drink my beer a bit colder than it should be, eh, still tastes good.
I see no appeal in any shower beers.
Though beer drinking should be social, I drink alone at bars/pubs/etc...most of the time.
I drink beer out of season.
I've drank growlers 2 + months after getting them filled.
I love pumpkin beers more than I should.

 

In the winter, I keep beers in between the windowpane and the screen. If it's 20º/-7º outside and I'm not nearby the fridge, why not grab a couple beers and use nature's fridge?

 

I would have been proud of you!

 

I feel the same way about a lot of cheap stuff. I used to pooh-pooh BMC products categorically on principle until one day when someone at a cookout handed me a cold Miller Lite when it was 110º/43º in the shade. I wasn't going to complain about free cold beer on a hot day, so I drank it and it was perfect for the time and place.