Your Ideal Beer Menu

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by bambiere, Apr 22, 2026.

  1. jhavs

    jhavs Grand Pooh-Bah (3,587) Apr 16, 2015 New York
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    1. High Life on Lukr tap
    2. Pilsner
    3. Dark Mild
    4. Pale Ale
    5. New England IPA
    6. IPA from Maine Beer Co.
    7. Any other single IPA
    8. Farmhouse Ale
    9. Porter
    10. Guinness on Lukr tap

    Too often the tap lists in my area have too many higher ABV double, triple etc. IPAs. I want mine to stay in the 6.5-7.9 range.

    If I want a high ABV beer either I’m bringing it to share or my friends are.
     
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  2. dele

    dele Zealot (694) Mar 13, 2019 Massachusetts

    I'm trying to design a menu whose style diversity and product quality appeals to beer nerds, but my main focus is running a community-focused taproom that has a warm and welcoming atmophere, space for playing games, bartenders who remember your name, and high quality but unassuming products across a wide range of styles so no matter what mood you are in, there will be something to scratch your itch. To appeal to my non-beer nerd clientele, I need something light, something sour, something hazy, and something fruity. Beyond that, I want beers that will taste great while fading into the background of conversations, board games, club meetings, and community social hours. I offer mostly low to moderate ABV options so that people can enjoy several over the course of the afternoon, or stop in for a quick pint after work without ruining their evening.

    1. American pale ale (like SNPA - hoppy, not hazy, ~5% ABV)
    2. Helles
    3. Czech dark lager
    4. Hefeweizen
    5. Brown ale
    6. Berliner weisse (3.5% ABV, with various fruit syrups available to mix in)
    7. Farmhouse ale (a light, crisp one, 5% ABV)
    8. West Coast IPA (~7%)
    9. Hazy IPA (~7%)
    10. Russian imperial stout (~10%)
     
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  3. bambiere

    bambiere Savant (1,055) Aug 25, 2025 Pennsylvania

    That's sad with how close you are.

    Indeed. That's the fun in it, though.

    I mean, you can be both. :sunglasses:

    I always have the best intentions of drinking beers on the lower end of the ABV spectrum, but I inevitably end up drinking IIPAs and barleywines. Is it necessarily the bigger, bolder flavors? Probably. But if brewers put more effort into making those lower ABV beer taste better, I'd drink them more often. Well . . . probably. :wink:
     
  4. bbtkd

    bbtkd Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,790) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    Earlier I posted, but totally missed that a list of styles is expected, so;
    1. English Barleywine
    2. American Imperial Stout
    3. Russian Imperial Stout
    4. Imperial Pastry Stout
    5. Belgian Quadrupel
    6. Imperial Porter
    7. Imperial Pastry Stout
    8. American Stout
    9. Pastry Stout
    10. Any Strong Ale
     
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  5. deleted_user_1379257

    deleted_user_1379257 Pundit (865) Feb 17, 2026
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    I read the original post as MY 10 TAPS, not a business. So these are what I'd like to keep around for me and anyone interested in joining me for free beer. I can't keep them fresh all by myself. :beers:

    1. Carlsberg (of course, because I'm that guy)
    2. Okocim O.K. Beer
    3. New Belgium Honey Orange Tripel
    4. Sullivan's Malthings Irish Ale
    5. Fruh Kolsch
    6. Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier Dunkel
    7. Newcastle
    8. New Glarus Raspberry Tart or Founders Blushing Monk

    (these four rotate seasonally)
    9a. Lakefront Maibock
    9b. Weihenstephaner Festbier
    9c. Eagle Park M.C. Hammerschlagen Oktoberfest or Revolution Okotberfest
    9d. Alaskan Winter Ale

    10. New Glarus Spotted Cow (the best "I don't like anything else on tap" beer you'll ever find)

    Remember, this is Beer Advocate. Not CRAFT Beer Advocate. So maybe my list isn't very crafty. And many of these don't need much advocacy in the marketplace. But it's MY 10 taps. Will you turn down free beer?

    If you will, I've got some cold tap water for you, which is better than Michelob Ultra. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
     
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  6. burp2021

    burp2021 Aspirant (255) Apr 13, 2021 New York
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  7. bambiere

    bambiere Savant (1,055) Aug 25, 2025 Pennsylvania

    Looks fantastic to me.
     
  8. muchloveforhops3

    muchloveforhops3 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,999) Apr 5, 2009 Montana
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    I'd be pretty content with these 10.. :grin::beers:

    1 WC IPA
    2 Black IPA
    3 Baltic Porter
    4 English Barleywine
    5 Imperial Red Ale
    6 Tripel
    7 Czech Dark
    8 Doppelbock
    9 Hazy DIPA
    10 BA Imperial Stout

    If there was an 11th slot, I'd work in a WC pilsner or a Helles :heavymetal:

    Cheers!
     
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  9. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    I'd be perfectly happy with this lineup as long as flights and fish & chips were available. (Damn, I miss The Brass Tap! :cry:)
     
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  10. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    Pub name: 'Waltz Inn, Stumble Out"
    Winner, winner, chicken dinner! I'll have wings, fries, and a flight. :beers:
     
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  11. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    You can expect to pay about $26.61 9before tax and tip) for that taster tray. We'll be discouraging folks from ordering them.
     
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  12. zotzot

    zotzot Grand Pooh-Bah (5,352) Feb 22, 2015 Vermont
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    Here it is today.
    Nice
    Like caramel

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. zotzot

    zotzot Grand Pooh-Bah (5,352) Feb 22, 2015 Vermont
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    Happy to stumble out

    maybe crawl…
     
  14. zotzot

    zotzot Grand Pooh-Bah (5,352) Feb 22, 2015 Vermont
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    Seems to be a theme…
    9 stouts and 1 Barleywine

    great list!
     
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  15. zotzot

    zotzot Grand Pooh-Bah (5,352) Feb 22, 2015 Vermont
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    Agreed -
    But I’m old enough I don’t want to waste my beer calories or effort on anything I don’t like
     
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  16. Matthewmetcalfe

    Matthewmetcalfe Pundit (870) Mar 20, 2016 Georgia
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    1. Koelsch
    2. Czech Pils
    3. ESB
    4. English Porter
    5. Irish Stout
    6. Russian Imperial Stout
    7. Belgian Pale
    8. Belgian Quad
    9. Berliner Weiss
    10. Barleywine. English or American.

    I'd want the Berliner weiss to be German, maybe some syrup for those who like it. The Barleywine shouldn't be barrel aged. I've been drinking a lot of barrel aged and I need a break. Maybe when one of the taps blows!
     
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  17. Matthewmetcalfe

    Matthewmetcalfe Pundit (870) Mar 20, 2016 Georgia
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    Wow! I see the morning after resembling The Hangover!
     
  18. MrOH

    MrOH Grand Pooh-Bah (3,995) Jul 5, 2010 Virginia
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    No, we're a cheese and charcuterie based kitchen. Only meal offered is full Irish, sourced through Fergus Kennedy (also who I get most of the cheese from), but we have some really awesome salads.

    Watch me work the Berkel like Yoyo Ma works the cello
     
  19. QuakeAttack

    QuakeAttack Pooh-Bah (2,353) Mar 19, 2012 California
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    In no particular order...
    1. Barleywine
    2. Porter
    3. Brown Ale
    4. Red Ale
    5. Scotch Ale
    6. BA Stout
    7. Belgium Triple
    8. Ole Ale
    9. DIPA
    10. Dopplebock
    11. Best Bitter - Cask
    12. Belgium Strong Dark
    Sorry, I can't count.
     
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  20. Providence

    Providence Pooh-Bah (2,652) Feb 24, 2010 Rhode Island
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    1.) cask bitter
    2.) cask porter or stout
    3.) Czech pils
    4.) German pils
    5.) Amber lager
    6.) doppelbock
    7.) rauchbier
    8.) amber/red ipa
    9.) altbier
    10.) brown ale