Easter BIFsket - Hints & Hauls

Someone send me beer.

srsly

 

Already did!

 

I eagerly check my porch daily and the anticipation is killing me.

 

As do I. Whats more is my address is a work addy, so I find myself waiting till after 5 to see if the crappy FedEx guy is going to stop or not.

My sender - it's okay to tell me "dude, be sure to wait after work today" on the projected arrival date.

 

I have not muled anything for the recipient of the box I sent. I think my target will be happy with the contents of the box I sent but there may be some cursing when one item in particular is being removed.

 

I get beer this week, right?

 

good lord I hope so.

/for me

 

I finished packing my targets box tonight. It ONLY has 136oz's. I could only hit one of my target's wants (so I doubled it). I also shipped a beer he has recently said was one of his favorites of all time (I think). I almost forgot it but I also shipped candy he doesn't like, so they are for the wife and kids.
The box heads East and North and will land in a state that touches one of the Great Lakes.

 

I've got a creeping suspicion this is me

 

I have a feeling a lot of pr0n is gonna be dropped the next few days. So pumped!

 

assuming my boxes ever leave New Bern....

 

UPDATE: My target's box is leaving town today, with an estimated arrival of Thursday. I hope someone is home when it gets there

 

dude, be sure to wait after work today

(i'm going to say this everyday until your box arrives)​

 

I see what you did there, and I love it.

/be sure to be at your house Thursday
//see what I did there?

 

What if I always typed like this?​

 

It'd piss off the only friends that you have left.

 

Words hurt.​

 

My unsuspecting targets box should be headed to Fedex tonight. Containing 8-12 bottles, of various sizes, a large crack rock, a "gently" used crack pipe, and some angel dust. I really hope my target enjoys getting wet.

 

Wait a minute.

 

Hey Target, it's on your porch.