YMBBIF Hints and Hauls Thread

You've got a week to work on your kegels. Let the excitement build.

 

Yep. And I hope to be invited on a special SNB Brewing tour to taste more of that delicious homebrew while I'm down there.

 

Missed Fedex dropoff time, so box #2 will go out Monday. Sorry Lobo, already worked close to 50 hours this week, and haven't had time.

 

Also missed drop off time, by fucking 10 minutes. Box should still get to my target on Saturday.

 

Well, I definitely would hate to inconvenience you with unnecessary spam beer mail. I'll return on the 7th.

 

I have Friday off so I'll be packing boxes, not sure if I'll have the growler from Peekskill at that time or not but be on the lookout late next week.

 

You've got a week to work on your kegels. Let the excitement build.

 

Just checked FedEx and it looks as if my bitch will be getting a box on Friday (12 bottle shipper) and a box on Saturday (2 1L growlers, 2 bottles and swag).

Hopefully my target is not skiing or at the local dog park, which I hear is pretty nice. I will apologize in advance, as one of the growler's labels was not what I had ordered when getting them filled, so I'm not sure what's in that one. The other apology is that when I asked them for a shirt, the one that they gave me was a little over the top, so if you don't like that at all, let me know and I'll make right. Other than those two minor things, I think you'll be happy with the boxes.

 

Box 2 going out tomorrow. A crap load of oz and swag. My target know who he is. And since he is on untapped, it think that there are 10 or more ticks...at least!.

When opening, be careful as the clothing item is towards to top. Noithing too crazy in there, but there are 6 cans of Surly, so you got that going for ya

 

IreallywishIcouldpostajpg.jpg Tickers gotta tick!

 

Giant strap-on?

 

I am also heavily debating sending a certain something to my bitch, just to let him know his place.

 

You're welcome to head on over here to NorCal and drink my beer. Only drinking about 20-25 oz once a week doesn't exactly do much damage to one's cellar. I've started running a new special at my place: swing by for a beer and leave with 2-3 of my bottles. I've also been having to pour IPAs down the drain for the past few months b/c I can't drink them in time

 

Box #1 will land today.

 

Final hint for my bitch/ Box is full of some Wants, but mostly "should be" wants, because you're my bitch, and I'm going to tell you what you want, dammit! Will be hitting more Wants with the follow-up box(es). Was going to post tracking numbers, but realized they show my target's full address so I've decided not to. I think he knows who he is, though...

 

What is Kurtis going to do if he maintains the current lead he holds in the March Madness pool and finds his porch inundated with many many boxes from those whose brackets are already busted beyond repair? Stayed tuned,more news at eleven.