New NOOB BIF Sign-ups!

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by Cuzco, Apr 4, 2013.

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  1. kirbmeist

    kirbmeist Initiate (0) Mar 16, 2012 Florida

    I can tell you right now whoever gets me as a sender is definitely getting an abundance of CCB. I like to use the term fuckload.
     
    #121 kirbmeist, Apr 9, 2013
  2. zekeman17

    zekeman17 Pooh-Bah (2,082) Feb 14, 2010 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I have stuff shipped to work where I have 4 burly warehouse employees, a forklift and a loading dock...
    I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU TO BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!
     
    #122 zekeman17, Apr 9, 2013
  3. kirbmeist

    kirbmeist Initiate (0) Mar 16, 2012 Florida

    I would start searching for a front end loader rental
     
    #123 kirbmeist, Apr 9, 2013
  4. zekeman17

    zekeman17 Pooh-Bah (2,082) Feb 14, 2010 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I'm not scared--I can borrow a front end loader or a crane from the concrete plant next door.
    They have all the coolest toys over there.
     
    #124 zekeman17, Apr 9, 2013
  5. ijaap

    ijaap Initiate (0) Jan 5, 2013 Washington

    Hopefully UPS lets me borrow a truck so I can just pack it full and hand deliver it. I submitted the request yesterday.
     
    #125 ijaap, Apr 9, 2013
  6. Deltoro

    Deltoro Initiate (0) Sep 15, 2012 Florida

    whoever is my target will get a ton of sea bass and hotter than helles from me (I'm talking cases bro). Like a boss
     
    #126 Deltoro, Apr 9, 2013
  7. UHCougar12

    UHCougar12 Initiate (0) Feb 21, 2011 Texas

    So, are we fucking peoples porches in this BIF, or just teasing with a 100oz of locals?
     
    #127 UHCougar12, Apr 9, 2013
  8. wittyname

    wittyname Initiate (0) Aug 4, 2012 North Carolina

    You mean are we playing good-touch or bad-touch? I'm hoping bad-touch.
     
    #128 wittyname, Apr 9, 2013
  9. illy0sis

    illy0sis Initiate (0) Dec 12, 2012 Texas
    Trader

    I'm playing bad touch with Jester King and Freetail :astonished:
     
    #129 illy0sis, Apr 9, 2013
  10. drbenzo

    drbenzo Initiate (0) Jul 13, 2005 California

    Don't forget Alpine... :wink:
     
    #130 drbenzo, Apr 9, 2013
  11. lurpy1

    lurpy1 Savant (1,077) Jan 15, 2010 Minnesota

    I plan to meet the terms of the BIF by providing 100 oz of under the radar locals, and bolting on another 200 plus oz of boner inducing brews. Whether this classifies as heavy petting, hot fucking, or gang **** by elephant is up to the target.
     
    #131 lurpy1, Apr 9, 2013
  12. illy0sis

    illy0sis Initiate (0) Dec 12, 2012 Texas
    Trader

    Sir, I'd like to use your gang **** by elephants classification for the future... would this be okay with you?
     
    #132 illy0sis, Apr 9, 2013
  13. Keyes88

    Keyes88 Zealot (634) Jul 19, 2011 New Jersey

    I like where all this is going but I think we should start getting our targets soon so we can start researching what they want and what we have!
     
    #133 Keyes88, Apr 9, 2013
  14. UHCougar12

    UHCougar12 Initiate (0) Feb 21, 2011 Texas

    I like the way you think
     
    #134 UHCougar12, Apr 9, 2013
  15. Cuzco

    Cuzco Zealot (634) Mar 22, 2008 New York
    Trader

    Let's cap this one tonight @ 11pm est and then targets will be out by Thursday night. If you want in speak now or miss out on one of the collest BIFs ever!
     
    #135 Cuzco, Apr 10, 2013
  16. kirbmeist

    kirbmeist Initiate (0) Mar 16, 2012 Florida

    Only if you consider getting reamed by a rhino teasing.
     
    #136 kirbmeist, Apr 10, 2013
  17. UHCougar12

    UHCougar12 Initiate (0) Feb 21, 2011 Texas

    When sending a box >150oz do you guys recommend 2 separate boxes, or just one big one?
     
    #137 UHCougar12, Apr 10, 2013
  18. wittyname

    wittyname Initiate (0) Aug 4, 2012 North Carolina

    I did two boxes both times I sent out bigger packages. It just felt safer in my head - not science-based or anything.
     
    #138 wittyname, Apr 10, 2013
  19. Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky

    Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky Initiate (0) Feb 13, 2013 Minnesota

    #139 Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky, Apr 10, 2013
  20. GoatmanBrewsMD

    GoatmanBrewsMD Initiate (0) Dec 16, 2010 Maryland
    Trader

    I think I need to update my wants list the way things are shaping up! It's been awhile since my last BIF, I can't wait to get this going.
     
    #140 GoatmanBrewsMD, Apr 10, 2013
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