Things beer store employees probably say about us

I'll see ya on Thursday.

 

This thread makes me feel bad. Usually when I get asked if I need any help finding anything, I just say "No, just looking." The guy could be noticing that I have better than average tastes in beer and maybe just wants to talk beer. I dunno... I'm shy.

 

"Is it me, or does that guys stomach just keep getting bigger?"

When I was first getting into craft brew I stopped at a local liquor store and asked if they had any craft beer, the guy at the counter told me " you mean Bluemoon and stuff like that?" before I could answer he said " there is a store down the road that sales crazy stuff like that" so, I went and got some "crazy stuff" at Legion Liquors.

 

Im a young guy and I just feel like when they ask me that question they're doing it because they feel ive been making up my mind for a long time and I am lost/don't know what I want

 

Will that be cash or charge?

 

That is the worst. There are plenty of 6 pack purchases I've regretted, let alone a whole damn case.

 

Trust me it's not what most of them are thinking because hardly any of them actually know the beer you are holding and secondly most of them wouldn't want to take the risk of drinking them anyway.

 

or if you're with me its like "when is he going to settle on a beer and get that 16 year old out of my store?" lol
and when I am on my own, I imagine they try to guess my age while I shop

 

"Wow, he's really handsome."

 

That's how I got my job!

 

I imagine we all look like the guy from Clerks looking at the eggs...............

I get.........18 bucks for 4 beers???? Thats crazy man from the cashiers

 

Me too. But the baby one was from a friend.

 

"He knows we are closing soon, right?" or "Does he just drink his meals?"

 

I've felt like this before. Whenever I see a bunch of bottles that look good but I've never heard of before and it would be too tedious to look them all up on BA, I take pictures of them so I can look them up later. They must think I'm nuts.

 

I'm normally thinking about Barney Gumble in a bikini.

 

"Sorry we sold out of backwoods bastard in 5 minutes". Of course i bought it all suckers.

 

"I bet that low-rent, hairfarmer lush over there has really good ideas about how Shaun Hill and Jim Koch should run their businesses."

 

"Why the hell does that guy keep pulling out his iPhone in the beer section?" "beeradvocate.com...never heard of that web site..."

 

"Hey, there's a girl in the craft beer section! Better go help her out!"

 

"Why's this guy pulling out a bottle from each six pack and examining it? They're all the same dumbass! You think ones gonna taste better than the other?!"

When I'm looking for the freshest hoppy stuff.