Shelf Turd Olympics Hints and Hauls

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by match1112, May 12, 2013.

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  1. codyhaskell

    codyhaskell Initiate (0) Aug 27, 2009 Texas

    Hint #6: I am 678 miles closer to my target now than I will be when I ship it, but I'm still over 800 miles away.
     
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  2. smitty5245

    smitty5245 Initiate (0) Mar 8, 2011 California

    1 - How was the trip?
    2 - West!
    3 - :slight_smile:
    4 - Always looking to spread the Russian River Wealth
    5 - How many bathroom breaks does that account for, there are a couple of us in this vicinity?
    6 - 90 yesterday and 75 today!
     
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  3. pschul4

    pschul4 Initiate (0) Jan 7, 2011 Illinois

    my box is going way farther away from Chicago than I have ever been.
     
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  4. phishbfm

    phishbfm Initiate (0) Dec 4, 2010 North Carolina

    I wear diapers...Eureka!
     
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  5. match1112

    match1112 Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2011 Illinois

    As said earlier, don't worry about shipping the biggest box. Not everyone's finances are the same so just send what you can afford, but make sure its a box you would like to receive.
     
  6. JRBecks

    JRBecks Initiate (0) Apr 3, 2012 Illinois

    Exactly this isnt a pissing contest, just dont break the requirements and send some great stuff that you would be happy to receive! :sunglasses:
     
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  7. match1112

    match1112 Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2011 Illinois

    ["phishbfm, post: 1334047, member: 533964"]I wear diapers...Eureka![/quote]


    You're out.
     
  8. tommyguz

    tommyguz Pooh-Bah (2,534) May 14, 2008 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Got a nice pub only 32 ounce growler filled this am and the 2 boxes are packed and ready for departure as soon as nap time is over!
     
  9. LilBilly666

    LilBilly666 Initiate (0) Jul 24, 2012 Georgia

    My target joined in 2010.
     
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  10. Goblinmunkey7

    Goblinmunkey7 Pooh-Bah (1,554) Dec 24, 2007 Massachusetts
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Box officially dropped off and on the way. I've had boxes get to the corners of the north and southwest faster than this box is getting to my target.

    Yes, that means my target is not on the west coast, but he might as well be with the 5-day ship.
     
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  11. williamDbar

    williamDbar Initiate (0) Jul 5, 2012 Ohio

    My package was last seen leaving Hodgkins Indiana at 6:44am this morning. It is well on its way to its destination. Hopefully all the beer, the couple glasses, t-shirt, coasters and the bottle opener all make it there in a safe and timely manner. I just hope the UPS driver is not a woman who is wearing a house coat...because according my target's state law this is not allowed. However according to the state's law, sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
     
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  12. tommyguz

    tommyguz Pooh-Bah (2,534) May 14, 2008 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    If whoever has me didn't ship and wanted to wait, that'd be cool I'm going away Thursday until Monday . If they shipped that's cool too. I'll have someone check the mail.
     
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  13. tommyguz

    tommyguz Pooh-Bah (2,534) May 14, 2008 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    My target should get package #1 by Tuesday gaurenteed by UPS but the lady said most likely Sat. Package two is about to be dropped off with local tasty stuff at USPS and will arrive in two days!
     
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  14. c64person

    c64person Initiate (0) Mar 20, 2010 Michigan

    Hint #7 My box has been on its way, should be there on Thursday and just left the Perrysburg hub...
     
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  15. tommyguz

    tommyguz Pooh-Bah (2,534) May 14, 2008 Pennsylvania
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    Box #2 on its way Expected Thursday.....bummer the 25 lb box 1 will take longer to get there, but at least this box should hold my target over until it arrives. All the beers in box 1 are beers that this person (who reviewed A LOT of beers) has never had before, except 1, but it is a beer that is on their want list...
     
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  16. match1112

    match1112 Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2011 Illinois

    slow night up in here. what's going on party people?
     
  17. tommyguz

    tommyguz Pooh-Bah (2,534) May 14, 2008 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Just had two of a top rated DIPA and a Coffee Stout beer from a smaller Brewery in Maryland located within two hours of the beach.... One of those beers might have made it into my target's box....hrmm....
     
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  18. xxcarpxx

    xxcarpxx Initiate (0) Jan 13, 2011 Alabama

    I'm out of tips for now...my targets lack of correspondence to this thread has left me speechless, for now...and my first leaking box has me broken hearted...it's a sad, sad day...haha
     
  19. rboinski

    rboinski Initiate (0) Mar 19, 2012 California

    My target posted more than i did today
     
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  20. browniewithnuts

    browniewithnuts Pundit (878) Oct 12, 2011 Pennsylvania
    Trader

    My box is packed and ready to ship out tomorrow. Had to pick up a growler for my target today of a very good pale ale that is the flagship of my favorite local brewery.
     
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