Beers you will never drink again

Anything from Magic Shat, I mean Magic Hat.

 

Going with the norm here Voodoo Donut.. (Even from a Rogue fan typically) BUT my number 1 (aside from anything "bud" or "miller") has got to be Sweetwater Donkey Punch ( http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/273/38750/ ) What a catastrophe this was! I understand it's a Barleywine and by Sweetwater but jesus fucking christ this is some nasty shit for sure!!

 

That is one of my favorites.

Especially with a package of levi garret to go with.

 

What everyone's saying about the Southern Tier creme brulee makes me think it's exactly the sort of thing I would like...

I won't list the Bud etc. mass produced stuff that is going to be awful by default. Stuff I really wanted to like but didn't:

Gotta agree about Dogfish Head's Festina Peche, it was so sour I couldn't get the whole bottle down.

Magic Hat's HiCu. Hibiscus sounded like a good thing to add to beer. Cucumber, I wasn't so sure. It smells like a spa treatment. It's hard to find a beer that my husband won't drink, but this was it. I won't drink it either. That last bottle sat in the fridge for a looooong time.

 

First problem was drinking French beer instead of French Canadian beer


hahaha

 

21st Amendment Watermelon
Rogue Voodoo
Cold Spring (any and all)
Almost every gluten-free beer I've had.
Blue Moon Impulse. Nice try.

 

Victory Saison. It tasted like French ***** perfume. Not in a good way either

 

Most all of the Cisco beers. I'll drink a Sankaty Light with seafood, but the rest just taste like they've been diluted with water to me.

 

sam cherry wheat is as nasty as it gets. and bud light lime is absolutely disgusting as well. and thats coming from a girl whos not afraid of drinking a budweiser once in a while

 

I'll add New Hampshires own...White Birch Brewery. I haven't had a good one yet, so would be impossible to recommend. Ive tried the IPAs right down to the smoked porter (which was a drain pour)

 

This is going to be sacrilege from a guy who lives in Ithaca, but I hate, or nearly hate, everything the Ithaca Beer Company does. Didn't think you could ruin a brown, but hey, there it is.

 

Blue Moon Agave Nectar ale was appalling and atrocious.

 

Nothing from Saranac or Shipyard. Will pass.

 

Zombie Dust, only because I drank so much of it that I've grown sick of it.

 

Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic, poured the open one down the drain and canned the other five. Cost be damned, I wasn't drinking it. xd

 

It's not bad per say, more like an eh so what, it's not Micky's or a nasty malt liquor, but I don't like Fat Tire, and I can't see why it exists to be honest. I think it's a beer some doofus's thinks is a crossover into craft. Just a suckling Amber, and every bar here probably has it on tap, 1st Shift is much better, haven't had the 3d yet.

 

Rolling Rock. Worst beer in the entire world in my opinion.

 

I thought it tasted like apple cider. Pretty awful either way.

 

Dark Lord. Just awful. Cannot believe how overrated it is.

 

Anything that says lager