YMBBIF Hints and Hauls Thread

That ehammond...

 

And box 3 has landed, someone's going to have a good fishing trip tomorrow even if he doesn't catch anything!

 

I will catch a good buzz, that's for sure!

Here is the haul:



The growler is The Publican.

Thanks a lot!

 

...and The Publican is amazing!

 

I'm glad it made it there safely and I'm sure you'll enjoy it! I'm going to have to turn my focus to the SS&F, Gang Bang 4.0 BIF, Reap What You Sow 2.0 , Can Can and Blind BIF 8. Woops I think I got BIF happy... at least 3 of the 5 are just a trip to cold storage, and 2 of the 5 are teams... Once those are all done you might get another box to remind you you're my bitch.

 

I think I'm going to send my bitch a little "clean yourself off" box with a couple little things but nothing too crazy.

 

That reminds me I never posted what the last box contained. I will when I get home from work late tonight.

 

So Brandon, being the sneaky little bastard that he is, told me he was sending a box my way which was to be the beers he was going to share at the FW Invitational next weekend (he's staying with me and will be in my hands all of next weekend). So I'm like...cool go ahead. I'll leave the box in my guest bedroom and it'll be here for you when you get here. A 12-bottle shipper arrived today, I let him know, he tells me to open it. I do as he says, then he tells me it's all mine, and that it isn't for FW at all! Of course, gullible me fell right into his trap.

Here's the bomb he dropped on my doorstep:



Upright Fatali Four
Central Waters Fifteen
Bourbon County Vanilla
Dogfish Head 75 min IPA
Evil Twin Imperial Biscotti Break
Arbor Flamboyant Wild Red

Oh, there's more...



FFF BA Behemoth
FFF Port Barrel Dark Lord
FFF BA Alpha Klaus with Cherries
Cantillon Classic Gueuze
Cantillon Fou Foune

Jesus fucking Christ, Brandon. Leave me alone already!!!

Seriously though, I don't know how the fuck I'm going to repay you for all of this. This isn't over.

And for those going to the FW Invitational. Come find us, I'll be bringing down these FFF bottles and others to share with Brandon and whomever would like some.

 

Hint 1: If my box travels the recommended route it will past through more than 8 states (11 in total between CA and NY mostly on I-80 E)
Hint 2: I'm going to foil my target 1250 (I used the number of your Hads (32), (93), Gots (9) and Place Reviews (1) at the time and used the FOIL process to get 1250)
Hint 3: East Bound and Up? (NY is North East of SoCal)
Mine hasn't posted since page 2, yeah that's hint 4 (The logic should be clear)
Hint 5: 2/25/12 (Loking), 5/16/12 (close?), 8/24/12 (indians), 9/11/12 (west), 10/23/12 (Any), 11/30/12 (either) (this was a fun one, I took all the threads you started and pulled out a single word along with the date you posted it)
Hint 6: My parents met at collage 101 miles away from my target (My parents met at University of Rochester 101 miles from your house)
Hint 7: If I told them to meet me in Zihuatanejo they'd get the reference (Noticed on Facebook that one of your favorite movies is Shawshank Redemption)
Hint 8: Delta (47) of my high (72) and your low (25) swung around to °c comes out to 8 point 3 (more math fun this time using the temperature the day of the hint 47°f is 8.3°c)
Hint 9: Was my target split from 915? (the 806 area code in Texas was split from the 915 area code sometime during 1957)
Hint 10: http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8101/8589852294_c359026821_b.jpg (This is the picture that comes up on Wikipedia for your town)

 

Don't think I'm done with you yet, bitch. I'm still holding onto somethings for you!

 

Don't report me for posting a link to my blog guys as it's on topic

 

Reported.

 

Enjoyed your blog... right after I reported you. Just kidding, and hat's off to our host Brandon as he really knows how to run a BIF !!!!!

 

Dearest bitch,

Are you ready for another box? I might be able to ship tonight if you're going to be around at the end of the week.

Yours truly,
-Steve

 

Didn't he break up with you already via text message? You fucking stalker

 

I'm not a stalker, I'm relentless...

 

My angus is peppered.

 

Also, my bitch better pepper his angus as well.

 

Hmmmm. Maybe I should put together another box for my bitch