Drain Pour Scientific Research Coming Through

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Tballz420, Jun 12, 2013.

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How many times have you drain poured a craft beer?

  1. 0

    54 vote(s)
    14.8%
  2. 1-2

    118 vote(s)
    32.2%
  3. 3-5

    89 vote(s)
    24.3%
  4. 6-10

    35 vote(s)
    9.6%
  5. 10-25

    32 vote(s)
    8.7%
  6. 25+

    38 vote(s)
    10.4%
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  1. JrGtr

    JrGtr Pooh-Bah (1,775) Apr 13, 2006 Massachusetts
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    37 y/o here.
    The only hing I've really drainpoured is a half-bomber of Southern Tier Creme Brulee. I'd managed to choke down the first half of it, but when I went back to the kitchen, I couldn't face the reality of the other half.
    I have dumped a few sips of leftover beer now and then, I don't really count that.
    I guess I've been pretty lucky that I haven;t found any horribly infected bottles in all the years I've been drinking. There may have been some part their prime, but I usually find something redeeming about them.
    The only other things I can remember that I really hated was when I was first getting started (say, mid-late 90s,) I'd pick up Shipyard 6-packs now and then. I'd eventually drink them, but wonder what was off about them.
    I have dumped samples at tastings and fests now and then, but I don't think that is in the same realm, or same spirit of the thread.
     
  2. xShoWTeKx

    xShoWTeKx Pundit (994) Jan 21, 2013 South Carolina
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    It would literally have to be the most disgusting thing out there for me to drain pour. All though I did have to pour half a bottle of choklat because the damn cork broke off in the bottle, I tried to get it out with a cork screw but it just got chunks of cork all in the beer so I said forget it and tossed the rest of the bottle.
     
  3. Hanzo

    Hanzo Initiate (0) Feb 27, 2012 Virginia

    ST makes corked and caged Choklat?
     
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  4. Knapp85

    Knapp85 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,712) Dec 25, 2009 Pennsylvania
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    Literally only ever had beers a couple times that were so bad that I couldn't finish them. Even if the beer is infected I will sometimes finish them. I spend too much money on this stuff to just dump it out. It hurts my soul to ever dump them but some just need to go down the drain.
     
  5. RhyminBelmont

    RhyminBelmont Initiate (0) May 14, 2013 Illinois

    It's happened to me just once, first time I had New Glarus Serendipity. Technically not a complete drain pour; my GF and I emptied probably 5 ounces each. It wasn't a night for that big of a fruit beer/sour; my stomach got the ouchies after most of my glass.
     
  6. DaveBlack

    DaveBlack Pundit (896) Dec 19, 2009 Virginia

    25 yrs old. I don't think I ever drain poured one (aside from unimaginably foul homebrews).

    I do have a tasting friend who likes to pick out the weirdest beers available, whether they're made with hibiscus, kelp, oysters, or whatever else is strange on the shelf (those are just three that come to mind as having struck her as awful). She has tried to drain pour, but instead I stop her and drink it myself. Maybe I haven't forgotten my poor college days, but I believe that there is only one proper way to dispose of anything alcoholic.
     
  7. JamesShoemaker

    JamesShoemaker Initiate (0) Sep 21, 2012 Michigan


    This, this, and this. Also, posts like the OP's make people think that the only reason people drain pour is because of some sub-25 snobbery due to taste, rarity, and alcohol content. While I've only drain poured one beer due to taste, Insanity [shudders], I've drain poured others for other reasons. Sometimes I'll crack a brew after a long day and get 75% of the way through and dump the rest in the sink. Sometimes I'll open my third of the night and realize halfway through that I didn't want a full beer. Down the drain it goes. Sometimes I see sub-25 hipsters drinking PBR Tallboys outside their favorite bike/coffee/used vinyl shop, I look at the glass of two month old Abrasive in my hands, and decide that it's better spent throwing it in their faces than inside my belly.

    There are many reasons to drain pour.
     
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  8. xShoWTeKx

    xShoWTeKx Pundit (994) Jan 21, 2013 South Carolina
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    no I corked it.
     
  9. PatriotsRule

    PatriotsRule Initiate (0) Sep 25, 2012 Massachusetts

    Did it for the first time last week and thought of all you drain pour happy hipsters. An old bottle of long trail pollenator that I got for one dollar was just not very tasty, so I didn't make myself suffer the whole twelve ouncez
     
  10. PatriotsRule

    PatriotsRule Initiate (0) Sep 25, 2012 Massachusetts

    I thought 11.11.11 was very good with a year on it!
     
  11. Beerontwowheels

    Beerontwowheels Initiate (0) Nov 22, 2009 Maryland

    Ouchies? Really? :wink:
     
  12. Peanut

    Peanut Aspirant (285) Oct 22, 2012 Georgia

    I drain poured Anderson Valley's Wild Turkey BA Stout. Call me crazy. I was even temped to buy the rest of the bottles at the store and drain pour them to save the other customers.
     
  13. pcsnyder

    pcsnyder Zealot (677) May 2, 2011 Pennsylvania

    My thoughts exactly. If I don't like the beer, which is rare, I'll cook with the rest of it or give it to a friend who might like it better, but I will never waste something that I spent my hard earned money on just because it doesn't taste as good as I'd like. It's still potable, and it's still beer.
     
  14. RhyminBelmont

    RhyminBelmont Initiate (0) May 14, 2013 Illinois

    Of the "I'm nine years old and had a bunch of cake frosting and Sun Drop on a hot day and an empty stomach" variety.
     
  15. Benish

    Benish Pooh-Bah (2,446) Mar 13, 2013 Utah
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    I have no problem drain pouring samples if I do not like them. Purchases are an entirely different story.
     
  16. imbrue001

    imbrue001 Zealot (673) Aug 6, 2010 Pennsylvania

    I drink beers that don't even exist yet :sunglasses:
     
  17. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Initiate (0) Mar 18, 2010 California

    I do it all the time.
     
  18. northside

    northside Initiate (0) Apr 16, 2007 Pennsylvania

    Let's see, I've read so far you kids are old at 30 and things were way different back in 95. Christs sakes, It sound like for me, I was around when they invented beer! :wink:
     
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  19. Kinsman

    Kinsman Maven (1,457) Aug 26, 2009 Nevada

    I was wondering when someone would bring this up. I'm younger than the OP myself so I'm not really in a position to call him out but DAMN... when did being 30 make someone old?
     
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  20. Lutter

    Lutter Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    I poured out 1/2 of a New Belgium Peach Porch Lounger yesterday. What a sugary mess, blech.
     
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